Wathen1955
04-08-2020, 11:19pm
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
Woody Allen
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Steve Martin
George Burns
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
Woody Allen
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Steve Martin