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z06psi
03-18-2020, 3:49pm
:rofl:

Aerovette
03-18-2020, 3:57pm
Me. I'm eating Chinese food tonight.

Oops, the media says that's wrong. I'm eating "COVID-19" food tonight.

04 commemorative
03-18-2020, 4:08pm
I hope no one :pain:

snide
03-18-2020, 4:22pm
*Chinese virus.

snide
03-18-2020, 4:22pm
Oh, and I've had it for weeks now...






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BOTY
03-18-2020, 4:32pm
The way chit has been going probably me. :slap:

MrPeabody
03-18-2020, 4:34pm
Well, I've got a shot at it. I was around a relative who later developed symptoms. She has been tested and we should have the results in a few days. Now, understand she is a heavy smoker with mild asthma and severe allergies, so she develops these symptoms every year around this time anyway, but we are playing it safe. She also has no fever. Also keep in mind I was around her long enough ago that if I had the virus I should have symptoms by now and neither me or my wife do.

If she tests positive, then my wife and I will be eligible for testing, which we will do. I'm not worried about getting it even though I'm in my late 60s. My respiratory system is in excellent shape and my immune system is very good. I do worry about my wife because she has asthma.

I know one thing, I'm damn glad I quit smoking 18 years ago.:yesnod:

z06psi
03-18-2020, 4:42pm
Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

DJ_Critterus
03-18-2020, 4:46pm
Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

Here's to round two :cheers:

Aerovette
03-18-2020, 4:47pm
:rofl:

I certainly hope it's NOT the case, but it seems Nicole is high risk right now.

Will
03-18-2020, 4:49pm
Mrs. is an MD and there's no hospital or ER in our small town.

It's only a matter of time....

z06psi
03-18-2020, 4:51pm
I certainly hope it's NOT the case, but it seems Nicole is high risk right now.

My wife is a nurse as well.

Anyone in the healthcare industry on the front lines is at risk.

Loco Vette
03-18-2020, 5:20pm
*Chinese virus.

*Kung Flu

04 commemorative
03-18-2020, 5:29pm
Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

Then you both should alert the necessary people and donate platelets to help build a vaccine

Aerovette
03-18-2020, 5:41pm
My neighborhood chatter type webpage (Nextdoor) has a few posts from elderly people scared out of their wits. One needs BP meds and the doctor refuses to refill without a wellness check. Has no Teledoc availability. The woman is in her 80s and does not want to go to her doctor's office. Another cannot drive and is out of soap and toilet paper etc. A neighbor is going over to help. This is all ridiculous.

Egnalf
03-18-2020, 5:44pm
I hadn't been to a doc in 30 years. recently after flying, I got a high fever(102.8) which lasted two days, massively dehydrated, and a dry cough. its possible I had it, but when I went to the doc it wasn't even a thing yet.

Bill
03-18-2020, 5:44pm
*Chinese virus.

MSM: "Mr. President, isn't it racist to call this the 'Chinese virus?'"

Trump: "Why? It's a virus. It came from China. You're an idiot. Next question."

This is a paraphrase of today's presser.

z06psi
03-18-2020, 5:45pm
MSM: "Mr. President, isn't it racist to call this the 'Chinese virus?'"



Trump: "Why? It's a virus. It came from China. You're an idiot. Next question."



This is a paraphrase of today's presser.I saw that. Shit was hilarious.

BOTY
03-18-2020, 5:51pm
I saw that. Shit was hilarious.

Too easy. :kick:

99 pewtercoupe
03-18-2020, 5:54pm
MSM: "Mr. President, isn't it racist to call this the 'Chinese virus?'"

Trump: "Why? It's a virus. It came from China. You're an idiot. Next question."

This is a paraphrase of today's presser.

She needs a KITB

Mike Mercury
03-18-2020, 6:12pm
Who is going to be the first in the Barn with the Wuhan virus?

probably Defib1961 or myself; the forums Immune System Suppression twins.

Serious though, we're at the tops of the lists for people most vunerable.

BOTY
03-18-2020, 6:39pm
probably Defib1961 or myself; the forums Immune System Suppression twins.

Serious though, we're at the tops of the lists for people most vunerable.

I sure hope you both stay well. :seasix: along with all the rest here. I'm sure many here will get it to some degree.

FLEXjs
03-18-2020, 6:50pm
Me. I'm eating Chinese food tonight.

Oops, the media says that's wrong. I'm eating "COVID-19" food tonight.


LULZ.

I was in a men's clothing store a while back. I asked them if they had any Chinese collared shirts (I love them).

Apparently that's racist.

Know what they call them now?

MANDARIN COLLARS.

How the **** is that any different???

Bill
03-18-2020, 6:59pm
She needs a KITB

That was right on in there, at least top 20, along with:

~because you'd be in jail

~ only Rosie O'Donnell

Bill
03-18-2020, 7:04pm
I bet many of us have had it already or currently have it and are either asymptomatic, or have or had very mild symptoms. That seems to be the way this works. Most will encounter little or no difficulty, and a small, unfortunate percentage will be really knocked down or killed by it. The fact that asymptomatic people can have it and shed virus, unknowingly, leads me to think shitloads of people have already had their encounter with it.

I'm not afraid of getting hit with it for myself, I'm more scared about bringing it home to my Mom, who is the exact demographic to die from it. I'm waaaay better about washing my hands, and that's the first thing I do when i walk in the house now. Thankfully it's getting hot here already, so the car interior, car door handle, etc., is already kinda hot.

Corona Virus: "I'mma **** your shit up."

Houston: "Welcome to Hell, mother****er!"

99 pewtercoupe
03-18-2020, 7:28pm
Corona Virus: "I'mma **** your shit up."


Texas: Hold my beer

sublime1996525
03-18-2020, 8:00pm
It’s only a matter of time before we get our first positive case at my hospital. Then it will spread like wildfire.

Broken Wind
03-19-2020, 7:04am
Honestly, I think we’re all going to get it. Some will know, some won’t.

Rodnok1
03-19-2020, 7:13am
Unfortunately sure looks like Nicole won this bet...

Mike Mercury
03-19-2020, 7:36am
LULZ.

I was in a men's clothing store a while back. I asked them if they had any Chinese collared shirts (I love them).

Apparently that's racist.




Just like if your printer needs a new black ink cartridge. When going into Staples, you are to now say "I need a new inner-city ink cartridge"

DJ_Critterus
03-19-2020, 7:56am
I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population. Sure, I don't want to die or want anyone I know to go (well, there a re a couple I wouldn't miss), but it seems like throughout the history of the earth it's given itself a deep cleansing enema from time to time.

dvarapala
03-19-2020, 10:03am
I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population.

This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.

DJ_Critterus
03-19-2020, 10:07am
This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.

Hence my reasoning to stop the isolation and hysteria.

dwjz06
03-19-2020, 10:09am
I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population. Sure, I don't want to die or want anyone I know to go (well, there a re a couple I wouldn't miss), but it seems like throughout the history of the earth it's given itself a deep cleansing enema from time to time.True from a historical stand point.

This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.Another truth. Too many damn people now.

snide
03-19-2020, 10:55am
Time to watch Kingsman: The Secret Service again. Maybe this time Valentine will win...

JetMechZ16
03-19-2020, 11:14am
Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

If your gonna play the swingers game you're gonna hafta expect things like that to happen. :island14:

And tell your RN wife "Thanks " from all of us that rely on people like her in times like this. You on the other hand only rate the typical STFU!:seasix:

Mr.Bigg
03-19-2020, 11:20am
Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

So you are the one that brought this shit here? :nutkick:

z06psi
03-19-2020, 11:26am
So you are the one that brought this shit here? :nutkick:STFU Derf.

Mr.Bigg
03-19-2020, 12:28pm
STFU Derf.


Had to look that up.:confused5: So are you "My Friend Dahmer" ? You do seem to come off as damaged goods. :sadangel:

z06psi
03-19-2020, 12:35pm
STFU Derf.

Mr.Bigg
03-19-2020, 12:51pm
STFU Derf.

Damn a few clicks and I see why your so miserable. :sadangel: First time trying to be a man. It must suck being so dependant. Just make the best of it, you used to brag about your sugar momma. She must be getting after you now since the military kicked you out and you can't hold a job. Who names their kid Corbet? Chin up and keep trying. Best advice I can give you is treat others like you would like to be treated. A little kindness can go a long way. :seasix:

z06psi
03-19-2020, 1:15pm
Damn a few clicks and I see why your so miserable. :sadangel: First time trying to be a man. It must suck being so dependant. Just make the best of it, you used to brag about your sugar momma. She must be getting after you now since the military kicked you out and you can't hold a job. Who names their kid Corbet? Chin up and keep trying. Best advice I can give you is treat others like you would like to be treated. A little kindness can go a long way. :seasix:And this post confirms it.

Mods, do we allow permas back in?

Asking for a friend.

Mr.Bigg
03-19-2020, 1:18pm
And this post confirms it.

Mods, do we allow permas back in?

Asking for a friend.


You are confused no derf here was he a lost lover? He must have hurt you bad.:sadangel:

You posted all this info just search z06psi it is there for all to see. :leaving:

z06psi
03-19-2020, 1:25pm
Willing to bet af2 and Der Flieger have made a return.

VPN or such but they are back.

Mr.Bigg
03-19-2020, 1:31pm
Willing to bet af2 and Der Flieger have made a return.

VPN or such but they are back.

I saw AF2 donated generously in the Polar Plunge thread you just trolled. Be all you can be all the best. :seasix:

Mike Mercury
03-19-2020, 1:45pm
https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1692770&postcount=28

MrPeabody
03-19-2020, 1:47pm
And this post confirms it.

Mods, do we allow permas back in?

Asking for a friend.

The last time one wanted back in, the Mods let us all vote on it. Anyone planning on getting permabanned should take note and try to make some friends here.

z06psi
03-19-2020, 1:49pm
The last time one wanted back in, the Mods let us all vote on it. Anyone planning on getting permabanned should take note and try to make some friends here.

:rofl:

Those two? :rofl:

04 commemorative
03-19-2020, 2:23pm
I saw AF2 donated generously in the Polar Plunge thread you just trolled. Be all you can be all the best. :seasix:

AF2 did donate a generous amount to the Special Olympics.... and it was greatly appreciated :seasix:

z06psi
03-19-2020, 2:55pm
AF2 did donate a generous amount to the Special Olympics.... and it was greatly appreciated :seasix:

Maybe he is making up for other transgressions.

04 commemorative
03-19-2020, 3:23pm
Makes no difference to me, I try to treat people the way I would like to be treated

Earthquake Driver
03-19-2020, 3:55pm
Just saw on the NFL network Sean Payton the Saints coach as it

z06psi
03-19-2020, 4:05pm
Makes no difference to me, I try to treat people the way I would like to be treatedDon't disagree at all. If I posted your PII in the open you wouldn't like me either.

dvarapala
03-19-2020, 5:31pm
Damn a few clicks and I see why your so miserable. :sadangel: First time trying to be a man. It must suck being so dependant. Just make the best of it, you used to brag about your sugar momma. She must be getting after you now since the military kicked you out and you can't hold a job. Who names their kid Corbet? Chin up and keep trying. Best advice I can give you is treat others like you would like to be treated. A little kindness can go a long way. :seasix:

:kimblair: Der Fleegle :kimblair:

dvarapala
03-19-2020, 5:33pm
The last time one wanted back in, the Mods let us all vote on it. Anyone planning on getting permabanned should take note and try to make some friends here.

That ship has sailed - somewhere around 1918... :funniest:

Hardluck
03-19-2020, 5:48pm
Makes no difference to me, I try to treat people the way I would like to be treated

Most of us don't want either one of those guys posting here!:yesnod:

Murray
03-19-2020, 6:00pm
Most of us don't want either one of those guys posting here!:yesnod:

It’s a little late there sparky

z06psi
03-19-2020, 7:09pm
It’s a little late there sparkyLol.

MrPeabody
03-24-2020, 12:01pm
Well, I've got a shot at it. I was around a relative who later developed symptoms. She has been tested and we should have the results in a few days. Now, understand she is a heavy smoker with mild asthma and severe allergies, so she develops these symptoms every year around this time anyway, but we are playing it safe. She also has no fever. Also keep in mind I was around her long enough ago that if I had the virus I should have symptoms by now and neither me or my wife do.

If she tests positive, then my wife and I will be eligible for testing, which we will do. I'm not worried about getting it even though I'm in my late 60s. My respiratory system is in excellent shape and my immune system is very good. I do worry about my wife because she has asthma.

I know one thing, I'm damn glad I quit smoking 18 years ago.:yesnod:

Update: My relative's Corona Virus came back negative. It took eight days to get the results. So good news for now.:seasix:

She still has a bad cough, but probably a bronchial situation, and smoking doesn't help. My wife and I are still symptom free.

DJ_Critterus
03-24-2020, 12:29pm
Update: My relative's Corona Virus came back negative. It took eight days to get the results. So good news for now.:seasix:

She still has a bad cough, but probably a bronchial situation, and smoking doesn't help. My wife and I are still symptom free.

I will continue drinking at home until morale improves.

MrPeabody
03-24-2020, 12:34pm
I will continue drinking at home until morale improves.

I began my shelter in place with three 1.75 liter bottles of Jim Beam. I'll be opening the second one tonight. I have a bottle of 120 proof Everclear, but we may need that for hand sanitizer.:shots:

Mike Mercury
03-24-2020, 1:11pm
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DJ_Critterus
03-24-2020, 3:33pm
I began my shelter in place with three 1.75 liter bottles of Jim Beam. I'll be opening the second one tonight. I have a bottle of 120 proof Everclear, but we may need that for hand sanitizer.:shots:

You aren't the hero we wanted, needed, asked for (actually we sent a message not to have you show up), but carry on. Enjoy your quarantine. :cheers: