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Olustee bus
03-17-2020, 8:18am
I saw that someone bought one and I got to thinking, I need that. It is a pulse oxygen monitor. It tells me my oxygen levels. This appealed to me because, If I got the virus, I will have an idea when I am getting sick enough for some kind of treatment. It cost me about 25 bucks.

I felt stupid so I told my wife about it. She says "you cannot be too careful." I told her I paid 25 bucks for it and she says, "well, I bought $25 worth of toilet paper!" I feel so much better. She is so wise.
DJ_Critterus
03-17-2020, 8:22am
What is toilet number? Is that like your sleep number?
Rikki Z-06
03-17-2020, 8:26am
What is toilet number? Is that like your sleep number?

:funniest::funniest::funniest:
Vandelay Industries
03-17-2020, 8:30am
You did that again? :kick:

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121942

:leaving:
Bill
03-17-2020, 8:42am
He who dies with the most TP wins!
Cybercowboy
03-17-2020, 9:11am
Ever do a real number on a toilet? Toilet number.
Vandelay Industries
03-17-2020, 9:28am
Ever do a real number on a toilet? Toilet number.

Toilet number is always 2.

My sink is number 1. :dance:
dvarapala
03-17-2020, 9:41am
Toilet number is always 2.

My sink is number 1. :dance:

So you do #1 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) in the sink and #2 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) in the toilet? :shrug:
Mick
03-17-2020, 10:05am
So you do #1 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) in the sink and #2 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) in the toilet? :shrug:

You're a quick one, aren't you?
Vandelay Industries
03-17-2020, 10:23am
So you do #1 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) in the sink and #2 (https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) in the toilet? :shrug:

Doesn't everybody, when the wife's not around? :balls:
DJ_Critterus
03-17-2020, 11:18am
Toilet number is always 2.

My sink is number 1. :dance:

Don't be crude and make sure you take the dishes out of the sink, first :cheers:
Aerovette
03-17-2020, 11:26am
Don't be crude and make sure you take the dishes out of the sink, first :cheers:

I consider it a pre-rinse. :D
dvarapala
03-17-2020, 1:30pm
I consider it a pre-rinse. :D

Is your stream powerful enough to remove most of the dried-on food? :waiting:
Hardluck
03-17-2020, 1:41pm
Is your stream powerful enough to remove most of the dried-on food? :waiting:

At his age I doubt it!:yesnod:
Rob
03-17-2020, 1:49pm
You did that again? :kick:

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121942

:leaving:

:iagree::rofl: while I was reading this I thought it sounded familiar
Vandelay Industries
03-17-2020, 1:57pm
Don't be crude and make sure you take the dishes out of the sink, first :cheers:

:spdchk: Yes, dear..... :blabla:
ZipZap
03-17-2020, 2:45pm
Doesn't everybody, when the wife's not around? :balls:

Not if you have a deck...
Aerovette
03-17-2020, 2:54pm
Not if you have a deck...

If you don't, you'd have to climb up on the counter and...oh, that's an "e".