House of Pane: Woman's body found lodged in window

[onedef92]

Woman's body found lodged in window

Posted: Apr 13, 2011 6:12 AM EDT
Updated: Apr 13, 2011 7:30 AM EDT

LEBANON, OH - Police are investigating the death of a 44-year-old Lebanon woman.

Lebanon police responded to the 1100 block of Mohawk Drive just after 6 p.m. Tuesday evening after David Kline reported that he had found his wife, Esther Kline, lodged in a basement window and not breathing.

Police and EMS arrived and removed Esther Kline from the window. She was pronounced dead at the scene.

Preliminary investigation reveals that she may have locked herself out of the home and had trouble getting back in. Her husband was reportedly out of town for work and returned home to find her body.

The Miami Valley Regional Crime Laboratory will perform an autopsy. The case remains under investigation.

[Blademaker]

Kinda gives the term "Being Framed" a new meaning.

[Datawiz]

Kinda gives the term "Being Framed" a new meaning.

:rofl:

[Andrew37]

excellent thread title. :lol:

[TabuIsMe]

there has got to be alot more to this

[69camfrk]

there has got to be alot more to this

Sounds like fatty did get stuck!:confused5:

[BADRACR1]

Dayum!:slap:

[kingpin]

See that's why people come to me for their windows.
'Cause I make sure they meet fire code so their fat ass can fit through them.

:slap:

[Uncle Pervey]

Yeah, getting squoze will kill you, pretty quick. About 5 years ago a woman at my job lost her husband from getting squoze to death.
He got out of his truck (a Ford F-350 Diesel) and walked to the front of the truck to open his gate (2 inch welded pipe gate) the truck jumped out of Park and into drive and shoved him up against the gate, compressing his diaphragm. He couldn't breath, when his wife got home she found him trapped, dead standing up between the gate and the brush guard on his truck. He had only been there for about 15 minutes when she got home.
Ford paid big bucks in that settlement. She lost 50 lbs and started trolling for men. :yesnod:


PS the 50 lbs weren't enough to get rid of all the homely so I don't think she's found one even with all that money. :leaving:

[snide]

Yeah, getting squoze will kill you, pretty quick. About 5 years ago a woman at my job lost her husband from getting squoze to death.
He got out of his truck (a Ford F-350 Diesel) and walked to the front of the truck to open his gate (2 inch welded pipe gate) the truck jumped out of Park and into drive and shoved him up against the gate, compressing his diaphragm. He couldn't breath, when his wife got home she found him trapped, dead standing up between the gate and the brush guard on his truck. He had only been there for about 15 minutes when she got home.
Ford paid big bucks in that settlement. She lost 50 lbs and started nice personing for men. :yesnod:


PS the 50 lbs weren't enough to get rid of all the homely so I don't think she's found one even with all that money. :leaving:

How much money?

[Uri]

Was she ass up? :confused5:

[Uncle Pervey]

How much money?
She didn't tell me but I got the impression that it was still below my level of overlooking the homely. :yesnod:

[Petew1971]

Kinda gives the term "Being Framed" a new meaning.

:lol:

[kingpin]

:lol:

LIR treating you noice! Awesome! :cheers:

[joecaver]

:sadangel: what a random way to go.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Ya, her hubby came home and just happened to find her
dead hanging in the window, Ha,ha,ha!
Not a bad plan really! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-565.gif


:rofl::rofl:

[Scissors]

I suppose calling a locksmith was too complex an idea.

[Scissors]

She just wanted to save some money.

YouTube - Jax Bargain Plywood - Save me a "what" ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auxAanf7c24)

:rofl:

[Blademaker]

She just wanted to save some money.

YouTube - Jax Bargain Plywood - Save me a "what" ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auxAanf7c24)

:lol: