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Raazor
01-29-2020, 8:25pm
It doesn't matter what you make... good food comes from high quality ingredients, very little rabbit food, and no kettles of simmering "floor sweepings".

Behold! The 'perfect' hot dog :yesnod:

1. All Beef Ball Park Frank... spiral cut and grilled over flame

2. Homemade bread (have your wife do it... not a 'Nuk with a Charger for a winter vehicle)

3. Make your own relish... diced Bread & Butter pickles (hot!)

4. Raw Onion! The more the merrier!

5. French's Yellow Mustard :yesnod:

6. American Cheese Slice (nothing fancy needed here... I use it as a barrier between the condiments and the bread)

higgyburners
01-29-2020, 8:32pm
Looks Good...:seasix: ........The only thing is the Ketchup...It's for the Ghey :yesnod:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 8:33pm
Looks Good...:seasix: ........The only thing is the Ketchup...It's for the Tots :yesnod:

:yesnod:

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 8:34pm
It doesn't matter what you make... good food comes from high quality ingredients, very little rabbit food, and no kettles of simmering "floor sweepings".

Behold! The 'perfect' hot dog :yesnod:

1. All Beef Ball Park Frank... spiral cut and grilled over flame

2. Homemade bread (have your wife do it... not a 'Nuk with a Charger for a winter vehicle)

3. Make your own relish... diced Bread & Butter pickles (hot!)

4. Raw Onion! The more the merrier!

5. French's Yellow Mustard :yesnod:

6. American Cheese Slice (nothing fancy needed here... I use it as a barrier between the condoms and the bread)


Whatever. :leaving:

higgyburners
01-29-2020, 8:35pm
French's Yellow Mustard is great on Tots :yesnod:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 8:39pm
French's Yellow Mustard is great on Tots :yesnod:

Hell Yes! :fastguy:

JRD77VET
01-29-2020, 8:42pm
Get hot dogs from the local butcher, much better than mass produced :yesnod:

Pepper jack cheese :yesnod:

Spicy mustard :yesnod:

Horseradish sauce with the tater tots :drool:

Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 8:44pm
It ain’t food unless its deep fried!

FX VETTE
01-29-2020, 8:45pm
Would Eat :yesnod:

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 8:46pm
eggie doesn't mind a properly cued hot dog. he would, however, request the addition of siracha for the dog, yumm.

BOTY
01-29-2020, 8:50pm
Nathan's or Hebrew national dogs for the win, Horseradish mustard and few sport peppers.

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 8:52pm
Good grief

99 pewtercoupe
01-29-2020, 8:53pm
Needs giardiniera instead of sliced pickles

JRD77VET
01-29-2020, 8:54pm
Good grief

I knew there was a good reason I left there 9 years ago :seeya:

Old Ben
01-29-2020, 8:56pm
No fiddyseven?

BOTY
01-29-2020, 8:56pm
Good grief

:rofl: Ketchup on a hot dog again. :rofl:

Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 8:58pm
No fiddyseven?

...............

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 8:58pm
Good grief

Yup, they pissed. :yesnod:


Hi CF Mods. :kimblair:

Murray
01-29-2020, 8:59pm
Good grief

What was that in regards to??

BOTY
01-29-2020, 9:00pm
What was that in regards to??

Does it matter ? :rofl:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 9:01pm
eggie doesn't mind a properly cued hot dog. he would, however, request the addition of siracha for the dog, yumm.

wow... never even thought of that! :seasix:

Good grief

what the holy ****?:cuss::cuss:

No fiddyseven?

hmmm... never thought of that believe it or not. next time :yesnod:

snide
01-29-2020, 9:04pm
Looks Good...:seasix: ........The only thing is the Ketchup...It's for the Ghey :yesnod:

How much ketchup do you put on your hot dog? :bigears:

snide
01-29-2020, 9:07pm
Get hot dogs from the local butcher, much better than mass produced :yesnod:

Pepper jack cheese :yesnod:

Yes
Spicy mustard :yesnod:

No. :nono:
Horseradish sauce with the tater tots :drool:Hell no. :nono::nono:

snide
01-29-2020, 9:09pm
Good grief

Killer screenshot. :thumbs::thumbs:

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 9:11pm
What was that in regards to??

Response to Lars kapey thread.

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 9:12pm
Killer screenshot. :thumbs::thumbs:

wasn't. picture of an old work laptop. :kick:

snide
01-29-2020, 9:15pm
wasn't. picture of an old work laptop. :kick:

For ****'s sake. :rolleyes:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 9:25pm
For ****'s sake. :rolleyes:

If you Reply to all is it an orgy ?

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 9:26pm
If you Reply to all is it an orgy ?

...

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 9:28pm
If you Reply to all is it an orgy ?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::issues:

FLEXjs
01-29-2020, 9:29pm
Looks like a 10 year old boy's mom had to work late and told him to make his own dinner.

BOTY
01-29-2020, 9:30pm
Asking for a friend. :leaving:

Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 9:31pm
Looks like a 10 year old boy's mom had to work late and told him to make his own dinner.

Yep, nowhere near enough alcohol consumed during the making of that.

Believe me, I know.

BOTY
01-29-2020, 9:32pm
Looks like a 10 year old boy's mom had to work late and told him to make his own dinner.

Pics of tonight's contribution........... Oh you mean someone other than you. :seasix:

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 9:32pm
Looks like a 10 year old boy's mom had to work late and told him to make his own dinner.

Meathead critiquing food?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Anjdog2003
01-29-2020, 9:33pm
Nathans over a grill.
French bread
Mustard, onion, chili, CHEDDER cheese.








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BOTY
01-29-2020, 9:35pm
Meathead critiquing food?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Place is good for comedy. :seasix:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 9:51pm
Meathead critiquing food?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 9:54pm
Meathead critiquing food?

He is eating something good for all that girth.
It’s not just pharmaceuticals.

Murray
01-29-2020, 9:55pm
Meathead critiquing food?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

It’s like monk bitching someone out for too many payments :yesnod:


You know you’ve f’kd up when ...........

markids77
01-29-2020, 9:58pm
Blue Seal hot dog on a Freihoffer's bun, raw onion, Velveeta and some Hine's 57 ketchup.
Or skip the cheese and substitute some Silver Floss sauerkraut.
If you can't find Blue Seal... Wohrle's natural casing dogs are the next best.

Raazor
01-29-2020, 10:01pm
It’s like monk bitching someone out for too many payments :yesnod:


You know you’ve f’kd up when ...........

that's a quality thread :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 10:02pm
Blue Seal hot dog on a Freihoffer's bun, raw onion, Velveeta and some Hine's 57 ketchup.
Or skip the cheese and substitute some Silver Floss sauerkraut.
If you can't find Blue Seal... Wohrle's natural casing dogs are the next best.

That’s all good except the Velveeta; that’s just a mix of chemicals. :puke:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 10:03pm
That’s all good except the Velveeta; that’s just a mix of chemicals. :puke:

synthetic cheese :funniest::funniest:

markids77
01-29-2020, 10:04pm
That’s all good except the Velveeta; that’s just a mix of chemicals. :puke:

True dat but there's some sentimentality there... just like Mom used to make.

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 10:07pm
True dat but there's some sentimentality there... just like Mom used to make.

:seasix:

Egnalf
01-29-2020, 10:13pm
Velveeta, best cheese for lake fishing small mouth bass. they love the smooth, oily texture and bright orange color

Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 10:19pm
You people got shit compared to what I eat.

This is a sandwich.

Raazor
01-29-2020, 10:24pm
Damn! Raazor-approved Kewl-Fiddy :seasix:

Steve_R
01-29-2020, 10:31pm
You people got shit compared to what I eat.

This is a sandwich.

Do you give cooking lessons? Asking for Meathead.

Cool 50th AE
01-29-2020, 10:36pm
Do you give cooking lessons? Asking for Meathead.

I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing when I’m cooking.
I look up fancy internet recipe’s and then I drink heavily and proceed.
Usually it ends up really good.

I only eat bad on the weekends or I'll be a big fat **** like I was a while back.

Hardluck
01-29-2020, 10:40pm
Damn! Raazor-approved Kewl-Fiddy :seasix:

For once I have to agree with you chicken lips!:hurray:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 10:43pm
For once I have to agree with you chicken lips!:hurray:

That sammy looks good Porter! :fastguy:

Hardluck
01-29-2020, 10:45pm
That sammy looks good Porter! :fastguy:

Hell yays, but the snobster wouldn't like it!:yesnod:

Anjdog2003
01-29-2020, 10:47pm
Blue Seal hot dog on a Freihoffer's bun, raw onion, Velveeta and some Hine's 57 Ketchup.
Or skip the cheese and substitute some Silver Floss sauerkraut.
If you can't find Blue Seal... Wohrle's natural casing dogs are the next best.








:kick:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 10:55pm
I just let my peeps know when I will be there, four pubs and ready to go when I show up. :seasix: Only one is a menu item, and the pricing seems to be quite cheap when the tip is large. :seasix:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 11:00pm
Hell yays, but the snobster wouldn't like it!:yesnod:Fook them m0oKs :yesnod:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 11:04pm
You people got shit compared to what I eat.

This is a sandwich.

Nice. :hurray:

MadInNc
01-29-2020, 11:05pm
Cool fiddy with good looking Monte Cristo:seasix:

To the dog quest - Portillo’s Vienna Beef dog, sesame seed steamed bun, mustard, relish, onion, sliced tomatoes and pickle. Optional sport peppers

Phred will agree :yesnod:

Raazor
01-29-2020, 11:08pm
Cool fiddy with good looking Monte Cristo:seasix:

To the dog quest - Portillo’s Vienna Beef dog, sesame seed steamed bun, mustard, relish, onion, sliced tomatoes and pickle. Optional sport peppers

Phred will agree :yesnod:
Decent looking for "store-bought" :skia:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 11:09pm
Cool fiddy with good looking Monte Cristo:seasix:

To the dog quest - Portillo’s Vienna Beef dog, sesame seed steamed bun, mustard, relish, onion, sliced tomatoes and pickle. Optional sport peppers

Phred will agree :yesnod:

Oh triple hell yeah, with a Beef on the side. :dance:

MadInNc
01-29-2020, 11:12pm
Oh triple hell yeah, with a Beef on the side. :dance:

My go to. Every time I’m near a Portillos that’s what I get :seasix:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 11:13pm
My go to. Every time I’m near a Portillos that’s what I get :seasix:

We all do. :D

higgyburners
01-29-2020, 11:44pm
Thread Save :yesnod:

BOTY
01-29-2020, 11:46pm
Thread Save :yesnod:

Weak. :kick:

kingpin
01-30-2020, 9:39am
It's a ****ing hot dog.
Hot dogs are the whores of edible fare and are treated as such.

JetMechZ16
01-30-2020, 9:50am
You people got shit compared to what I eat.

This is a sandwich.

Is that deep fried in butter??!?! :drool:

JetMechZ16
01-30-2020, 9:52am
It's a ****ing hot dog.
Hot dogs are the whores of edible fare and are treated as such.

That looks absolutely horrible!!!

I'd name it " The Kotex Wrap " :nonod:

Vandelay Industries
01-30-2020, 9:55am
Ripper with mustard & bacon FTW. :yesnod:

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/09/25/dining/20130925-HOTDOGS-slide-1332/20130925-HOTDOGS-slide-1332-videoLarge.jpg

Mick
01-30-2020, 10:35am
It doesn't matter what you make... good food comes from high quality ingredients, very little rabbit food, and no kettles of simmering "floor sweepings".

Behold! The 'perfect' hot dog :yesnod:

1. All Beef Ball Park Frank... spiral cut and grilled over flame

2. Homemade bread (have your wife do it... not a 'Nuk with a Charger for a winter vehicle)

3. Make your own relish... diced Bread & Butter pickles (hot!)

4. Raw Onion! The more the merrier!

5. French's Yellow Mustard :yesnod:

6. American Cheese Slice (nothing fancy needed here... I use it as a barrier between the condiments and the bread)

What is that lumpy yellow stuff at the front of the plate? If it is mustard, why is it lumpy?

Blue Seal hot dog on a Freihoffer's bun, raw onion, Velveeta and some Hine's 57 ketchup.
Or skip the cheese and substitute some Silver Floss sauerkraut.
If you can't find Blue Seal... Wohrle's natural casing dogs are the next best.

That’s all good except the Velveeta; that’s just a mix of chemicals. :puke:

We used to buy the Kraft slices that are the same "processed cheese food", until Belle came home. She wouldn't touch the stuff. That's when we decided to up our cheese game. :yesnod:

Do you give cooking lessons? Asking for Meathead.

Wait until you guys see the giant hoagie I'm making for Super Bowl! Don't worry, after the game, I'll tell you everything you need to know to make your own!

Egnalf
01-30-2020, 10:49am
What is that lumpy yellow stuff at the front of the plate? If it is mustard, why is it lumpy?





We used to buy the Kraft slices that are the same "processed cheese food", until Belle came home. She wouldn't touch the stuff. That's when we decided to up our cheese game. :yesnod:



Wait until you guys see the giant hoagie I'm making for Super Bowl! Don't worry, after the game, I'll tell you everything you need to know to make your own!

I suspect most have no idea what that means.

snide
01-30-2020, 11:03am
Blue Seal hot dog on a Freihoffer's bun, raw onion, Velveeta and some Hine's 57 ketchup.
Or skip the cheese and substitute some Silver Floss sauerkraut.
If you can't find Blue Seal... Wohrle's natural casing dogs are the next best.

What? :confused5::confused5::confused5:

snide
01-30-2020, 11:05am
Weak. :kick:

Lemme guess. You'd take the whole wiener? :bigears:

NEED-A-VETTE
01-30-2020, 11:15am
Looks Good...:seasix: ........The only thing is the Ketchup...It's for three year olds. :yesnod:

Fixt. :D

I don’t make hot dogs often but when I do make them it’s boar’s head. Uncured. Natural casing. Pretty good. :yesnod:

https://boarshead.com/products/detail/1563458814-boars-head-uncured-beef-frankfurters-natural-casing

Raazor
01-30-2020, 3:50pm
What is that lumpy yellow stuff at the front of the plate? If it is mustard, why is it lumpy?

We make our own. The base ingredient is of course, French's. You mix in some cottage cheese and rutabaga then leave it in the sun for a week.

High quality mustard yo :D

Egnalf
01-30-2020, 3:59pm
We make our own. The base ingredient is of course, French's. You mix in some cottage cheese and rutabaga then leave it in the sun for a week.

High quality mustard yo :D

twice now you have used that word. must be in your kids vocabulary test tomorrow.

Vandelay Industries
01-30-2020, 4:07pm
We make our own. The base ingredient is of course, French's. You mix in some cottage cheese and rutabaga then leave it in the sun for a week.

High quality mustard yo :D

https://media.giphy.com/media/qjw9IxM8SWeE8/giphy.gif

99 pewtercoupe
01-30-2020, 4:44pm
My go to. Every time I’m near a Portillos that’s what I get :seasix:

Portillos, maybe the one thing I miss about Illinois :seasix:

Raazor
01-30-2020, 5:42pm
twice now you have used that word. must be in your kids vocabulary test tomorrow.

Inside joke originating from Garfer ;)

markids77
01-30-2020, 8:09pm
What? :confused5::confused5::confused5:

PUI. :shots:

Cool 50th AE
01-30-2020, 8:13pm
PUI. :shots:

I'm somewhat farmland with that.