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Egnalf
12-24-2019, 9:59am
I go to a certain place in the city, very Irish type bar. Owner is of the boat from the homeland. Last night, he was In a particularly good mood as the happy hour crowd wound down and it was mostly regulars. He decided we all should do shots of his choosing. Fine. WTF did he come up with???? Rumpliminze in double shot glasses, topped with whipped cream dots and a cherry, "to look festive". Jesus. At any rate, between laughing at him and trying to throw it back it was pretty funny, so much so that I laughed real hard and spewed some whipped cream. It his own dang fault. After that, went back to regularly scheduled pints of Guinness. :datawiz:

snide
12-24-2019, 10:02am
What does "of the boat" mean? :bigears:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 10:03am
Similar situation last week, but it was peanut butter whisky with cranberry juice. Tasted like a PBJ sandwich, I needed a ride home. :D

Steve_R
12-24-2019, 10:10am
Similar situation last week, but it was peanut butter whisky with cranberry juice. Tasted like a PBJ sandwich, I needed a ride home. :D

Peanut butter whiskey? Do they make that to get the preschool crowd hooked on hard liquor? Sounds disgusting.

Egnalf
12-24-2019, 10:12am
Similar situation last week, but it was peanut butter whisky with cranberry juice. Tasted like a PBJ sandwich, I needed a ride home. :D

I had that stuff thanksgiving weekend. It was really good, but couldn't drink a lot of it, too sweet. I knew there was something you could mix to make PBJ, was thinking Chambord, but cranberry might do it.

Egnalf
12-24-2019, 10:13am
What does "of the boat" mean? :bigears:

Technically, it means I suck at typing "off". :cert:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 10:13am
Peanut butter whiskey? Do they make that to get the preschool crowd hooked on hard liquor? Sounds disgusting.

:seasix: I thought the same, then :shots: :dance:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 10:13am
I had that stuff thanksgiving weekend. It was really good, but couldn't drink a lot of it, too sweet. I knew there was something you could mix to make PBJ, was thinking Chambord, but cranberry might do it.

It worked. :seasix:

snide
12-24-2019, 10:27am
Technically, it means I suck at typing "off". :cert:

All I read was "sucking off".

Murray
12-24-2019, 10:32am
Similar situation last week, but it was peanut butter whisky with cranberry juice. Tasted like a PBJ sandwich, I needed a ride home. :D

Hi Mrs Bot !! :seeya:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 10:37am
Hi Mrs Bot !! :seeya:

I had already had a few pints, fugger. :D and the guy bought 3 doubles.

FLEXjs
12-24-2019, 11:43am
We pretty much stick to beer too, but for no particular reason this year I bought some booze and we ended up doing shots of Jägermeister last ight. Bottle is in the freezer for tonight.

:cheers:

Steve_R
12-24-2019, 11:49am
Beer and Jager shots. Classy. :seasix:

:rofl:

Mike Mercury
12-24-2019, 11:55am
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snide
12-24-2019, 12:06pm
We pretty much stick to beer too, but for no particular reason this year I bought some booze and we ended up doing shots of Jägermeister last ight. Bottle is in the freezer for tonight.

:cheers:

'Splain to me what the deal is with German cough syrup. :bigears:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 12:37pm
'Splain to me what the deal is with German cough syrup. :bigears:

Yeah not a fan.

Knooger
12-24-2019, 12:40pm
All I read was "sucking off".

Correct.

FLEXjs
12-24-2019, 12:42pm
Beer and Jager shots. Classy. :seasix:

:rofl:

The word "classy" is not in my vocabulary.

:cert:

:shots:

BOTY
12-24-2019, 12:43pm
The word "classy" is not in my vocabulary.

:cert:

:shots:

:rofl:

Egnalf
12-24-2019, 12:44pm
'Splain to me what the deal is with German cough syrup. :bigears:

some people think it tastes like black licorice. It doesn't. not even when hammered. its just strong and tastes like death. I think they modeled the flavor after Nyquil

UniqueDoug
12-24-2019, 2:45pm
Beer and Jager shots. Classy. :seasix:

:rofl:

Reminds me of spring break circa 1988, buddies thought it’d be funny to top off my half full Busch with jager and I didn’t even notice. Needless to say I was pretty much decommissioned for the rest of the night. :lol:

Raazor
12-24-2019, 3:10pm
We used to play quarters with MD 20/20 :rofl:

Steve_R
12-24-2019, 3:30pm
We used to play quarters with MD 20/20 :rofl:

That’s what Meathead drinks when it’s a dressy occasion. :yesnod:

Raazor
12-24-2019, 3:32pm
That’s what Meathead drinks when it’s a dressy occasion. :yesnod:

:rofl: :rofl:

Egnalf
12-24-2019, 3:38pm
We used to play quarters with MD 20/20 :rofl:

my head hurts just thinking about waking up the next day from that.