If you could ask...

[lspencer534]

your pet one question, what would it be?

[Mike Mercury]

to dog:
"Why do you carry your food from your bowl to the floor 10 feet away, then eat it off the floor there?"


to cat:
"Why do you keep pooping on the carpet right outside your litterbox? What if I filled your litterbox with little rugs; would that be better?"

[carlton_fritz]

Dog: Why do you pretend to be stupid at times?


Cat: Why does the dog pretend to be stupid at times?

[Barn Babe]

Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?

[Datawiz]

Cricket: "Why do you continue to chase squirrels at 10+ years of age when your hind leg is clearly ****ed up and you put yourself back in pain? Your brother Bailey (before he passed, and was a pure blood retriever) quit chasing them when he was 6 or 7..."

[Broken Wind]

Do you comprehend how much you are loved?

[MrPeabody]

Do you realize you hit the jackpot the day we picked you up from the rescue organization weighing half of what you weigh now?

[Aerovette]

Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?

Is Toby your husband's name? :lol:

[Aerovette]

How much of what you hear, do you actually understand?