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Bill
08-07-2019, 5:30pm
https://www.click2houston.com/news/national/woman-found-with-meth-in-her-vagina-claims-it-isnt-hers-police-say

OUACHITA PARISH, La. - A woman who was found with meth inside her vagina told police the drugs weren't hers and that she didn't know where they came from, according to the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused of stealing $5,000 from a man while he was in the shower.

Rolland had been staying with the man for about a week when she stole his money and took off on July 31, according to an affidavit.

A female correctional officer found a clear plastic bag with approximately 1 gram of meth and $6,233 inside Rolland's vagina during a search.

Rolland was charged with felony theft in addition to narcotics possession. Her bond was set at $8,000.

Pics at link if you're brave. (Mugshot, not pics of the other.)

JRD77VET
08-07-2019, 8:35pm
Comments are great :rofl:

Mike Mercury
08-08-2019, 7:38am
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/06/19/16964280-0-image-a-48_1565117965047.jpg

dwjz06
08-08-2019, 7:46am
Gives the term hot dog down a hallway new meaning. Even if it was hundred dollar bills. Do you know how large 6 grand is to stuff up there? I have seen 5, and it is pretty damn large:D:lol:

Mike Mercury
08-08-2019, 7:46am
Comments are great :rofl:

Wait, did I read that right? She had $6,233 in her vagina? I wonder if it was all in $20's and $10's...


At least she didn't say this isn't my vagina like some guys say these ain't my pants when finding drugs in the pockets.

Just how big is that hiding spot?!

Is it open to the public as a storage unit?


Heard Amazon has one of their distribution hubs located there, as well.

:lol:

Mike Mercury
08-08-2019, 10:27am
https://i.imgur.com/tOHRfNT.gif