If Your Partner's Erection Lasts More than Five Hours, See Your Coroner

[Bill]

https://www.click2houston.com/news/international/woman-dies-after-5-straight-hours-of-sex-report-says


Woman dies after 5 straight hours of sex, report says
By Jeff Tavss - Executive Producer
Posted: 9:23 AM, March 21, 2019
Updated: 12:56 PM, March 21, 2019


CALI, COLOMBIA - A woman reportedly died after having sex for five straight hours.

The Mirror claims the unidentified woman went into cardiac arrest while engaged in the long-lasting sexual intercourse session in Cali, Colombia.

The woman's partner said she felt dizzy before losing consciousness while the two were in a hotel room.

After the woman was taken to the hospital, she was pronounced dead by doctors.

An investigation is underway after officials said they believe the woman had taken drugs to prolong sex with her partner

[Hardluck]

Anybody heard from Knooger?

[C3C7NIC]

Anybody heard from Knooger?

Just curious why when you hear erection the 1st person you think of is Knooger. :seasix:

The emoji above is named seasix, someone was bad mouthing a seasix in the place we will not speak of. Coincidence?

[MrPeabody]

"If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor, I'm calling a hooker." - D.L. Hughley

[snide]

Just curious why when you hear erection the 1st person you think of is Knooger. :seasix:

The emoji above is named seasix, someone was bad mouthing a seasix in the place we will not speak of. Coincidence?

Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(

[Bill]

:bill_daniels:

[MikeB]

:bill_daniels:

It's like talking in the third,...... well second, person.

[C3C7NIC]

Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(

I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭

[mrvette]

First ex...honeymoon, 5X in one day.....

:):hurray:

[Datawiz]

Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(

I agree :datawiz:

[Mike Mercury]

5 hour sex, in a hotel room.

how much does that cost... like one-fiddy ???

[snide]

I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭

Dixievet to the white courtesy phone.

[Rob]

Dixievet to the white courtesy phone.

i saw it

[C3C7NIC]

i saw it


:kimblair:

Do you take requests?


How about something that references KMA?


THANKS!!! :kiss:

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[Rob]

I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭

:c3c7nic:

[C3C7NIC]

:c3c7nic:

:thumbsup:

BTW, what is your profile pic? Can't make it out.

[Rob]

:thumbsup:

BTW, what is your profile pic? Can't make it out.

Starman in a Tesla Roadster

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[Mike Mercury]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/65091553178460.jpg

[C3C7NIC]

Starman in a Tesla Roadster

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👍

[C3C7NIC]

:leghump:http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/65091553178460.jpg

:leghump:?