Every time I go to the supermarket.

[91corvette]

I just got home from the supermarket and I am P.O.ed! When I go they have one lane open and one 15 item lane and then four u-scan lanes open. Well 4 to 5 people are there in line and if you go to the u-scan lane they have to help you with half the items with no bar code. So I go to the 15 item lane with 18 items and when we are done the b-tch says you had more than 15 items,and I said so what. She wanted me to wait in the other lane and then stand there and do nothing. There was no one behind me in line. I told her that I think they need customers,but I will not be back.:seeya:

[wicked_c6]

I would have taken 3 items and chucked them back towards the aisles and said, "There...ya fecking happy now? Get to ringing my sheit up grocery bit_ch." :)

But I'm a dick like that.

[wicked_c6]

Make sure their forzen/cold items too. :lol:

And make sure you ask for a price check on your magnums and lube. :)

[chuckr]

Did the sign say 18 items or 15 items. Just sayin

[91corvette]

15 items

[C5Nate]

Did the sign say 18 items or 15 items. Just sayin

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

Sorry officer, I know it said 50 mph but I felt 80 was OK since no one was around.

[91corvette]

So you would go stand in the other lane and then watch that lazy b-tch do nothing but wait on the next person with 15 or less items?

[VatorMan]

So you would go stand in the other lane and then watch that lazy b-tch do nothing but wait on the next person with 15 or less items?

rulz is rulz. If you had 15 items and the cocksucker in front of you had 18 you'd be in here bitching about that.

[Truck Guy]

rulz is rulz. If you had 15 items and the cocksucker in front of you had 18 you'd be in here bitching about that.

Ain't that the truth, bitches gotta bitch :lol:

[xXBUDXx]

Would you crap in the urinal just because nobody was using it?

[Mark C5]

rulz is rulz. If you had 15 items and the cocksucker in front of you had 18 you'd be in here bitching about that.

QFT :yesnod:

[lander]

If it's 15 items or less, then why don't they just program the register to only scan 15 items? Why is the burden on the shopper to count to 15?

Then you run into the quandary is a dozen eggs one item or 12? Beer comes in a six pack...one item or six? If you buy something that is on sale 3 for the price of 2, is it 2 items or 3?

If a tree falls in the woods...oops, sorry, wrong anecdote...

:D

[Will]

Let me get this straight --- you took EIGHTEEN items into the FIFTEEN items OR LESS lane ????

F*** You

FFFFFFFFFFFF************************ YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


:D

[Will]

Seriously though, thank you for not clogging up the self-checkout lanes.

I hate these dumb old fat whales that plow into the 12 items or less self-checkout lane with a cart full of crap, AND they don't know how to use computers, AND they KNOW they don't know how to use this computer because they've tried it before, AND they have a bunch of marked down food that's about to expire, AND they want to pay with cash or check, AND they have to keep pausing to scream at their crotch spawn without actually correcting their behavior, AND ...........

:willy:

[91corvette]

rulz is rulz. If you had 15 items and the cocksucker in front of you had 18 you'd be in here bitching about that.

NO I would not.

[78SA]

I've gone into that lane with more than 15 items when no one else was in it. I told the cashier "you will get over it" when they said something.

[Uri]

Was the spoiler barcoded for your convenience? :confused5:

[oyealiz]

I hate those self scan things. HATE them.

[ft laud mike]

I would have taken 3 items and chucked them back towards the aisles and said, "There...ya fecking happy now? Get to ringing my sheit up grocery bit_ch." :)

But I'm a dick like that.
:rofl:
Would you crap in the urinal just because nobody was using it?

:rofl:

[...Whitepower...]

I hate those self scan things. HATE them.

I love em because people like you refuse to use them. I get in and out quick because there are no lines.:yesnod:

[VatorMan]

I hate those self scan things. HATE them.

People that understand electronic thingies and computers love them. They were developed for men. :D

[lander]

People that understand electronic thingies and computers love them. They were developed for men. :D


You know damn well that if the shoe store had them she'd be all over figuring it out!

:leaving:

[Will]

I love em because people like you refuse to use them. I get in and out quick because there are no lines.:yesnod:

Not in my town. They ALL refuse NOT to use them.

So I used to stand there and fume. :willy:

Now I grocery shop after 9pm. :cheers:

[wicked_c6]

I hate those self scan things. HATE them.

Only useful when buying three things:

Anal Lube
Condoms
Feminine itch products

:)

[...Whitepower...]

For a few items, they're not bad.

My wife does the shopping... I can't rememberthe last time I bought more than 10 items..:leaving:

[Nemesis]

I just got home from the supermarket and I am P.O.ed! When I go they have one lane open and one 15 item lane and then four u-scan lanes open. Well 4 to 5 people are there in line and if you go to the u-scan lane they have to help you with half the items with no bar code. So I go to the 15 item lane with 18 items and when we are done the b-tch says you had more than 15 items,and I said so what. She wanted me to wait in the other lane and then stand there and do nothing. There was no one behind me in line. I told her that I think they need customers,but I will not be back.:seeya:

I'm sure you'll be missed......

[Nemesis]

I hate those self scan things. HATE them.

:iagree: The pretty cashiers are never at the self checkout lines.

[Bucwheat]

Just change grocery stores.

[Yerf Dog]

I love em because people like you refuse to use them. I get in and out quick because there are no lines.:yesnod:

:iagree:

Just enough technology to scare people. The only down side is waiting for approval for alcoholic bevs. :toetap: :beer:

[VatorMan]

At least here, If you shop at Giant, the local Shell station will give you a discount on gas. I got 50 cents a gallon off last time I filled up. :dance::dance: