Top Toilet Paper Brands of 2018

[StaticCling]

Comparisons and Technical Data on various Toilet Paper Brands.

Happy Wiping! :D

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[NEED-A-VETTE]

My brand is #1, bitches. :above:

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[NEED-A-VETTE]

Scotty, you have some very informative threads today. :leaving:

[Sea Six]

My brand is #1, bitches. :above:

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Hashtag MeToo





Although I use Angel Soft single ply in my RV.

[Black94lt1]

:iagree:


:hurray:

:seasix:


Hashtag MeToo





Although I use Angel Soft single ply in my RV.

Agreed, we’re using #1 also, nothing like being #1 in the #2 business :D

[mrvette]

9/36 Charmin Mega here.....wife buying it for years......I bought some other once, and she said I got the rong shit,......so I lets her buy it, very large rolls, :dance:

[Antfarmer2]

Kirkland:seasix::cert::seasix: cheap bastard here:dance:

[04 commemorative]

Kirkland:seasix::cert::seasix: cheap bastard here:dance:

But the best in my book .....if it was in the mix ...would have come out 1st :seasix:

[Lakota]

Bought a Luxe Bidet, attachment for $34.50 , 2 years ago and it's great. Will never be without one. Rated 4 1/2 stars out of 5 by 7000 users on Amazon. Plus it pays for itself, TP $0.50 a roll, water $2 for 1000 gallons.
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1544490785&sr=1-4&keywords=luxe+bidet

[Sea Six]

I have the Luxe bidet in my rv. Cuts way down on toilet paper which is a good thing in an RV.

Right now that water's COLD though!




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[DAB]

well, this is just great. now what am i supposed to do with all these rabbits? :rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

Quilted Northern Ultra Plus wipes up the competition.

[Wathen1955]

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http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/9-funny-John-Wayne-toilet-paper.jpg

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5639603712/h6F868D7A/

http://www.gotfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/norris-toilet-paper.jpg

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http://www.hahaprank.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/600x600/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/e/generic-tp.jpg

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[StaticCling]

Bought a Luxe Bidet, attachment for $34.50 , 2 years ago and it's great. Will never be without one. Rated 4 1/2 stars out of 5 by 7000 users on Amazon. Plus it pays for itself, TP $0.50 a roll, water $2 for 1000 gallons.
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1544490785&sr=1-4&keywords=luxe+bidet

Much appreciated, I am going to order a few of these. :seasix:

[Lakota]

I have the Luxe bidet in my rv. Cuts way down on toilet paper which is a good thing in an RV.

Right now that water's COLD though!




:wow:

Living in NY and getting water from Lake Erie which is 40 degrees F today I was worry about the cold water. It never both me the last two years.

[BADRACR1]

Charmin Ultra Strong here. Really lets you dig in and clean.:seasix:

[StaticCling]

I just ordered a few of those Bidet's that Lakota posted up in the thread. Him and I along with Seasix are gonna have the cleanest asses on the forum! HAHA YOU GUYS HAVE DIRTY BUTTHOLES!

[VITE1]

Looks like Charmin is wiping everyone's butt.

[Sea Six]

I just ordered a few of those Bidet's that Lakota posted up in the thread. Him and I along with Seasix are gonna have the cleanest asses on the forum! HAHA YOU GUYS HAVE DIRTY BUTTHOLES!

My parents have one that's over $1,000. Japanese brand. Toto or something.

The thing senses when you walk by, and it turns on the heated seat, and starts warming the water that's about to power wash your parts. The water temperature is also adjustable.

It even has a front hole mode for those users that are so optioned.

The remote control allows you to adjust the pressure level, fine tune the water's target position with incredible precision, and with the press of a single button, it shuts off the water and turns on a warm air butt-drier-off'r. Just a couple of minutes and you're dry enough to leave.

I sit down on that thing, prop my feet up on the Squatty Potty I gave them, let Mother Nature take its course, then just let that thing take care of business.


It's good to be the King.


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[Rob]

Bought a Luxe Bidet, attachment for $34.50 , 2 years ago and it's great. Will never be without one. Rated 4 1/2 stars out of 5 by 7000 users on Amazon. Plus it pays for itself, TP $0.50 a roll, water $2 for 1000 gallons.
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1544490785&sr=1-4&keywords=luxe+bidet


We have the 185 in our new home, we had the 120 in the last house but left it there since it was "attached" and had to leave it.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZIP2/

Yes, the water is cold but it is so much better than paper

[Sea Six]

We have the 185 in our new home, we had the 120 in the last house but left it there since it was "attached" and had to leave it.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZIP2/

Yes, the water is cold but it is so much better than paper

Very much so.

WELL worth the $34 bucks.

[Lakota]

We have the 185 in our new home, we had the 120 in the last house but left it there since it was "attached" and had to leave it.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZIP2/

Yes, the water is cold but it is so much better than paper

The 185 model is $50.00 but has
"Feminine Wash - Equipped with dual nozzles for rear and frontal wash. The frontal or feminine wash is gentler than the rear spray. It can be useful for monthly cycles and is highly recommended by new or expecting mothers."
The 120 model is the $34 basic model. Five different models are available.

[StaticCling]

I have to admit, that I started this thread to be a jackass, and it turned out to be highly informative...I even spent money because of the information posted here. Who would have thought? :Jeff '79:

[Sea Six]

I'm thinkin' my Squatty Potty thread might could use a bump.

[Lakota]

I just ordered a few of those Bidet's that Lakota posted up in the thread. Him and I along with Seasix are gonna have the cleanest asses on the forum! HAHA YOU GUYS HAVE DIRTY BUTTHOLES!

The install is easy. I developed a leak and I knew it wasn't the bidet, I found the toilet shut of valve was leaking slightly at the stem, a wrench fixed the problem.

[Rob]

I'm thinkin' my Squatty Potty thread might could use a bump.

I have one of those as well :dixie:

[Sea Six]

Saw this on Shark Tank a few weeks ago.

The original design was made by a guy who is an RV'er.






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[Sea Six]

Here is the one my folks have - the s300e. I'm not sure what the s350e has that distinguishes it from the s300e. Maybe it's for an elongated vs regular toilet.

If you want one of the best ones out there, I'd say this is a great contender.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPzV1A_v8Y

[Sea Six]

Scott, I am currently remodeling my master bathroom (full rehab, right down to the bare studs). It's costing me several thousands of dollars.

For the master bath project in my house, I'm going to get the Toto. It's just worth the substantial extra cost over the Luxe, to me. I'm spending so much on the bathroom project already, I figured I might as well get the better one.

For my RV though I just didn't want to spend that kind of money, so I got the Luxe from Amazon for $34. As Dixie said, it is far better than just using toilet paper alone. I love it. It definitely gets the job done.

Another HUGE reason not to get the Toto for an RV is that it rinses the walls of the toilet periodically, and it runs a special ionized water sanitizing function on the wand, both of which put water into the bowl... albeit a small amount. An RV toilet does not have a P trap like a regular house toilet. It has a valve that must be manually operated to dump the contents of the bowl into the holding tank. The Toto's automatic addition of water is guaranteed to eventually flood the RV if left unchecked.

These features can be turned off but I wouldn't risk it. Perhaps a power outage could reset it and then I'm out several thousand dollars in RV repairs? I'm not going to be the one to find out.

If you can afford the substantial increase in cost, the comparison between a bidet that costs less than $50 and the Toto bidet is like night and day. Literally, since the Toto has an automatically activated LED night light and the Luxe does not.

It is the like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it by hand.