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DAB
10-08-2018, 2:15pm
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list


The rules are:

1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me
5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
6. You are NOT to look at a single girl
7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
9. You are NOT to ask for h--d
10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
16. If I catch you around girls I kill you
17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”
21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.




she has given this a lot of thought. good to know what you want.

as for a sane guy: this is NOT what you want.

:leaving:
99 pewtercoupe
10-08-2018, 4:03pm
Sounds like a recipe for complete misery
Ol Timer
10-08-2018, 4:16pm
#9 is a deal breaker.
69camfrk
10-08-2018, 4:26pm
Hope her list changes, because if it doesn't she will probably be the world's oldest maid. I would have already sent her packing.:kick:
DAB
10-08-2018, 4:29pm
The rules are:

1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me
5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
6. You are NOT to look at a single girl
7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
9. You are NOT to ask for h--d
10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
16. If I catch you around girls I kill you
17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”
21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.


At least she knows who his friends are and where he likes to go to.
JRD77VET
10-08-2018, 7:08pm
Sounds like a recipe for complete misery

:iagree: As soon as that list was handed to me, all she would see would be my ass as I high tailed it out of there.

:seeya:
Datawiz
10-08-2018, 7:10pm
#9 is a deal breaker.

The list, before reading the first line, was a deal breaker. Nothing says psycho more than that list. :willy:

I dated one crazy bitch of this caliber in my lifetime. Wow was that fun to get out of.
JRD77VET
10-08-2018, 7:21pm
The list, before reading the first line, was a deal breaker. Nothing says psycho more than that list. :willy:

I dated one crazy bitch of this caliber in my lifetime. Wow was that fun to get out of.


I saw the crazy when I met a girl my buddy's GF worked with. We never even dated and she was "smitten" with me. ( I would get phone calls with her crying "I love you " :willy: )

I was 90 miles away at another friend's cabin in the Poconos. She showed up and I left.

I got phone calls at all times of the day and night from her. I changed the number. I had her local Police tell her to leave me alone.

:leaving:
Ol Timer
10-08-2018, 8:13pm
The list, before reading the first line, was a deal breaker. Nothing says psycho more than that list. :willy:

I dated one crazy bitch of this caliber in my lifetime. Wow was that fun to get out of.

No doubt. I just thought it was funny that made the list. This is undoubtedly a no BJ gal. :crazy:
markids77
10-08-2018, 8:14pm
I love the Velocity channel on DirecTv but it is only available with the H--D package. It took me a year of asking the wife for H--D every two weeks only to get H--D from her after her parents gave us a H--D TV for Christmas! :D
m and t's77
10-08-2018, 8:30pm
I have told my son that they are all crazy,even his mom.She's just a little less then the others.:D :leaving:
Cybercowboy
10-08-2018, 9:50pm
It's pretty obvious that this was a list made after the dude cheated on her, and it's her demands that must be met if she will deign to take him back. If I was said dude, and this doesn't need to be said, NOPE!
Bill
10-09-2018, 6:04am
Bye Felicia.
Jeff '79
10-09-2018, 6:07am
I always say that you marry as crazy as you can handle.
Some miscalculate.
dwjz06
10-09-2018, 8:25am
I always say that you marry as crazy as you can handle.
Some miscalculate.:lol: ya think? Someone has to keep the booming divorce business going:D=Like this guy:sadangel:
SnikPlosskin
10-09-2018, 9:26pm
Seems reasonable.