What was your Mother's "weapon of choice" ?

[JRD77VET]

Local radio station asked what your Mom's weapon of choice for discipline.

My Mom made me give up my own leather belt. Not only did you know you were getting it but you had to give her your own belt.

She would loop it so she held the end next to the buckle. I never got beat but the two pieces of leather coming together made an attention getting SMACK :yesnod:

[Hoog]

My mother's weapon of choice was my dad.

[snide]

Wooden spoon. :yesnod:

[Zed16]

A “switch” that she made me go cut from a bush in the yard. Of course, the first couple were never adequate and I had to keep going back to find another one. The anticipation was drawn out and so much worse than the actual punishment.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Back in the late 40's-50's the fashion for women's belts was a thin "spaghetti" belt. She loved them.
For us kids we were convinced fashion had nothing to do with her choice. She used it like a surgeon.
She'd snap it in the air like a whip and our butts would pucker in terror! Felt like razor blades of fire
slashing through the air and ripping across our flesh! Our wails of pain would start as soon as her words
of judgment stopped and her fingers went to her tiny buckle...Oh Mama!

[MrPeabody]

My parents never hit me but I always believed they would.:yesnod:

[04 commemorative]

Wooden spoon. :yesnod:

same :willy:

[MEANZ06]

When I was a kid mom's choice was a section of Hot wheels track folded in half, if Pops got involved it was a leather belt :ohnoes: Didn't want Pops to get involved ever :yesnod:

[markids77]

My mom stands 4' 11" and would wallop us with whatever was at hand... spoon, bare hand, purse strap...
If we still gave grief the "wait until your father gets home" card was played. I only took her up on that offer once: I hit my younger sister a couple times. Pops heard the story, removed his belt and pinned me on the couch striking me indescriminitely while telling me if I ever hit her again he would whip me raw. I never touched her again.

[Blademaker]

Switchblade.....:seasix:

[m and t's77]

My mom was brutal,hot wheels track alot of the times because I had them all over the house.Leather belt,bare hand but the worse were her slippers.Nevermind that they had rock hard soles I swear she could make them take corners when she threw them at me or my brothers.

[cptlo306]

My mother's weapon of choice was my dad.

Ditto.

[Black94lt1]

Ditto.

Yep!

[Sea Six]

She made me get a switch from a bush in the yard.

[SubZero]

spoon, belt, locked in the basement with the lights out, once with the burner on the stove, and of course her big mouth to remind me what a piece of shit I was for ruining her life. :rolleyes: happy f'n mother's day :kick:

[bsmith]

We had a wooden paddle, and our names were written on it with each use.
My brother was on it probably ten times more than I was.

I've always had the ability to learn from the mistakes of others. :dance:

[VITE1]

Wooden spoon. :yesnod:

:iagree:

[Stangkiller]

My mother's weapon of choice was my dad.

:iagree: just wait till your father gets home.

[Will]

Making me wait in my room for my Dad to come home. The waiting was the worst part. Hours of boredom plus knowing that an ass-whoopin' was coming. Then, finally, that sound. The sound of gravel crunching under tires (we had a long, uphill gravel driveway from the street). It would all be over soon, with a belt and some sore butt cheeks.

[Will]

In fairness to them, I was an unruly ass-hole. Until one Christmas when my paternal grandparents and aunt/uncle pitched in together and got me an Nintendo. My behavior improved radically when Nintendo confiscation replaced spankings as the punishment of choice. My brilliant plan to request a spanking instead probably helped solidify that shift in hindsight.

[04 commemorative]

This is true and sister and I still talk about it and laugh......it's not as bad as it sounds really....
One day sister and I were just driving my mom crazy and at one point she actually tied our hands behind our backs and gagged us with dish towels ! :leaving:
We were laughing so hard it drove her even more nuts...:willy:..when my dad got home we told on her ! ..:wow:..He didn't really care but it is still funny to this day......try doing something like that these days right .:balls:

[snide]

This is true and sister and I still talk about it and laugh......it's not as bad as it sounds really....
One day sister and I were just driving my mom crazy and at one point she actually tied our hands behind our backs and gagged us with dish towels ! :leaving:
We were laughing so hard it drove her even more nuts...:willy:..when my dad got home we told on her ! ..:wow:..He didn't really care but it is still funny to this day......try doing something like that these days right .:balls:

One day, when I was a teen, my mom was dating an asshole ex-cop. This ex-cop handcuffed me to my bed while they went and did whatever. To this day, I hate cops. Apparently, this asshole was a dirty cop, which is why he got fired. Was one of those get fired or go on trial deals. So now I assume all cops are dirty.

[Kevin_73]

Wooden spoon. :yesnod:

Must be a Canadian thing, my step mother was Canadian and she used a wooden spoon too.
Later on she didn't even bother with the spoon, and she just beat the living shit out of my sister and I with her bare hands. I hate that bitch with every molecule in my body!

[Mike Mercury]

hair brush that she kept in her purse.

Big ol plastic thing, hurt too !

[Truck Guy]

Rubber ball bouncy wooden paddle :slap:

AKA: Pete the Paddle :lol:

http://www.brilliantpromos.com/ProductImages/Large/524936315.jpg

[FasterTraffic]

Rubber ball bouncy wooden paddle :slap:

AKA: Pete the Paddle :lol:

http://www.brilliantpromos.com/ProductImages/Large/524936315.jpg

She put the ball in your ass and then paddled you? :faint:

[snide]

Must be a Canadian thing, my step mother was Canadian and she used a wooden spoon too.
Later on she didn't even bother with the spoon, and she just beat the living shit out of my sister and I with her bare hands. I hate that bitch with every molecule in my body!

That must be why you don't like me. :shrug:

[Rob]

My Mom used the wooden spoon.

[Kevin_73]

That must be why you don't like me. :shrug:

What makes you think that I don't like you?

[snide]

What makes you think that I don't like you?

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

:cert:

[Kevin_73]

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

:cert:

Dick :slap:














































:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Mom's go to was a cake turner. If we were really bad then it was the "wait till your father gets home" and what followed

[Thunder22]

"The Belt"

And an open hand to the back of the head.