Orange you glad I pulled you over - cars stuffed with stolen oranges

[DAB]

Cops find 9,000 pounds of stolen oranges squeezed into cars | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/01/31/cops-find-9000-pounds-stolen-oranges-squeezed-into-cars.html)

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stealing oranges? what was the plan? :slap:

[snide]

Black market oranges? :shrug:

[DAB]

Black market oranges? :shrug:

present for his main squeeze?! :slap:

[OddBall]

For the high-gain payoff of the high-risk to freedom and injury when one decides on a life of crime and chooses to gamble the odds; they don't steal cash, gold or jewels, high tech electronics or high end cars, rare furs or priceless art. Not even lessor but equally lucrative commodity items like booze or drugs, porn or cigarettes.

No; they steal a perishable. And they didn't even do that right.

They don't need to go to jail. They need to be neutered.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Dollar a pound so that's 9K$....not a bad harvest....:D