World going to end? What are you going to do? surf porn!

[DAB]

Pornhub usage spiked in Hawaii after false ballistic missile alert | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/01/18/pornhub-usage-spiked-in-hawaii-after-false-ballistic-missile-alert.html)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

what's that noise? hawaii is fapping. :dance::dance:

[FasterTraffic]

Don't die wondering...

[MrPeabody]

Actually Pornhub traffic went way down when the alert happened, then shot back up when the all clear was given. Just the opposite of what I would have expected.

[FasterTraffic]

Actually Pornhub traffic went way down when the alert happened, then shot back up when the all clear was given. Just the opposite of what I would have expected.

Even more amusing than the scenario of, "We're all going to die! Let's watch porn!" is a scenario where everyone realizes they're going to survive and that newfound appreciation for life prompts them to think, "I was almost annihilated! I need to celebrate life by watching porn!"

:Jeff '79:

[MrPeabody]

Even more amusing than the scenario of, "We're all going to die! Let's watch porn!" is a scenario where everyone realizes they're going to survive and that newfound appreciation for life prompts them to think, "I was almost annihilated! I need to celebrate life by watching porn!"

:Jeff '79:

With a second "bump" about one or two hours later, then a smaller one another hour later.:yesnod::rofl:

[Loco Vette]

Pornhub usage spiked in Hawaii after false ballistic missile alert | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/01/18/pornhub-usage-spiked-in-hawaii-after-false-ballistic-missile-alert.html)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

what's that noise? hawaii is fapping. :dance::dance:

Actually according to the article it dropped 77% below normal when the alert was issued, then spiked after it was cancelled.

Probably gonna have a lot of babies born in September too for the same reason :-D