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boracayjohnny
12-09-2017, 4:06pm
Too many chocolate chips in waffle leads to arrest (http://www.thenewsstar.com/story/news/crime/2017/12/09/too-many-chocolate-chips-waffle-leads-arrest/937203001/)
A woman is facing a public intoxication charge after voicing a complaint at the Waffle House in Sterlington.
According to an arrest report for Kami Rhorer, 36, Ludwig Avenue, an officer with the Sterlington Police Department was at Waffle House when he heard a woman two booths away begin to complain about her waffle having too many chocolate chips.
The officer detected slurred speech and the use of several profane words before Rhorer left the restaurant. She then went to her car, sat in the driver's seat and turned the ignition on.
After making contact with Rhorer, the officer could smell alcohol on her breath. She performed poorly on a standard field sobriety test and was told she would need to find someone to give her a ride home.
Per the report, Rhorer used the Waffle House phone to try to find a ride, and the officer heard the dial tone continually throughout her call. When it concluded, Rhorer said it would be two hours before someone could get her.
According to the report, the manager asked officers to remove Rhorer from the business because at least twelve other customers were present.
Rhorer was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center early Saturday on charges of public intoxication disturbing the peace.
Edit:
One thing I left out is the pronunciation of "Quachita". Being that it is Louisiana with plenty of difficult to pronounce much less spell places, Quachita is "Wash-i-taw". Maybe another time we can discuss Atchafalaya or LaFourche. :D
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MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 4:17pm
She would have been charged with DUI here because she started the car.:yesnod:
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 4:17pm
Eating while Intoxicated?
You gotta be really hammered to join that club... :Jeff '79:
69camfrk
12-09-2017, 4:32pm
Someone showed up to the Waffle Hizzle drunk??? I'm shocked, shocked I say!!:D
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OddBall
12-09-2017, 4:43pm
The funniest thing I've ever seen at a Waffle house was a drunk idiot giving shit to a table of high-school boys. Now, said drunk was obviously a weightlifter. He was built like Conan, and even drunk could deliver a devastating blow. These four kids invited him to take it outside, which he took them up on. After they get out in the lot, and while he is threatening one, another runs by him from his flank, slaps him upside the head and takes off running. Drunk guy chases him and they do a couple of laps around the Waffle house. At which point another boy punches the drunk and gets him to chase him. They tag-team the drunk until he is so out of breath that he literally could not move. Now they didn't injure the guy, but they sure as hell punished him. Cops arrived and cuffed up the drunk and took him to the hoosegow. They already knew him quite well. And the four boys; well, they were on the high-schools track team.
That was probably 25 or so years ago. I'm sure those four guys look back at it with fond memories. Drunk guy, probably wished he could forget.
99 pewtercoupe
12-09-2017, 4:52pm
She would have been charged with DUI here because she started the car.:yesnod:
A lot of states al you have to is be in the car with the keys accessible and they can charge you with DUI. I have heard of people who got in their car and then thought better of driving so they got in the back seat to sleep and still got busted
Dan Dlabay
12-09-2017, 5:40pm
I admit I had been in Waffle House on several occasions drunk back in the day. Never caused any trouble just chowed down.:cert:
never been to a Waffle House. :DAB:
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 6:05pm
never been to a Waffle House. :DAB:
Neither have I. We don't have them here. Never even seen a Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, and many chains/franchises talked about here. I don't feel like I'm missing anything, either.
boracayjohnny
12-09-2017, 6:38pm
Neither have I. We don't have them here. Never even seen a Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, and many chains/franchises talked about here. I don't feel like I'm missing anything, either.
Chick-Fil-A is pretty good and Five Guys makes a good burger. The burger is similar to home grilled to me. I'd heard plenty of talk about ole Five Guys so once upon a time I was in DC and noticed Five Guys was nearby. I stopped in and enjoyed their burger but they best enjoy that $15 for a while. I don't make a habit of spending $15 for a burger, fries, and a coke. Also, the hamburger was just a basic one of meat, bread, and veggies. I suppose I'd have paid $30 for bacon and cheese. :D
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 6:58pm
You're missing out on the best drunk food a small amount of money can buy. :rofl:
I pretty much only get drunk at home. I keep a pretty good arsenal of drunk junk food right here.
boracayjohnny
12-09-2017, 7:11pm
You're missing out on the best drunk food a small amount of money can buy. :rofl:
Nail on the head, right there. You can make great memories while eating and drunk at the Waffle House. :Jeff '79:
The only down side is the DD having to put up with drunk shenanigans. :Jeff '79::Jeff '79:
Datawiz
12-09-2017, 7:13pm
I admit I had been in Waffle House on several occasions drunk back in the day. Never caused any trouble just chowed down.:cert:
I picked my birth mother up at the airport in my '05 C6 after 1:00 am during one of her visits, and then took her for a ride, circled north up one exit, and then got back on I-75 and proceeded to take her up to 160 mph.
We then stopped at Waffle House on my exit for some food and decompression. My mom is cool like that. :yesnod:
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 7:16pm
I picked my birth mother up at the airport in my '05 C6 after 1:00 am during one of her visits, and then took her for a ride, circled north up one exit, and then got back on I-75 and proceeded to take her up to 160 mph.
We then stopped at Waffle House on my exit for some food and decompression. My mom is cool like that. :yesnod:
If you're going to go 160 mph, good idea to bring mom along. That way if you get pulled over she'll be right there to bail you out.:leaving:
Datawiz
12-09-2017, 7:18pm
If you're going to go 160 mph, good idea to bring mom along. That way if you get pulled over she'll be right there to bail you out.:leaving:
ROFL.
Those days are way behind me. I started racing in that car, and after that, I drive like Ms. Daisy. I get to race 20-25 weekends a year, and there's no place for driving like that on a public road. I was a dick. :yesnod:
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 7:21pm
The funniest thing I've ever seen at a Waffle house was a drunk idiot giving shit to a table of high-school boys. Now, said drunk was obviously a weightlifter. He was built like Conan, and even drunk could deliver a devastating blow. These four kids invited him to take it outside, which he took them up on. After they get out in the lot, and while he is threatening one, another runs by him from his flank, slaps him upside the head and takes off running. Drunk guy chases him and they do a couple of laps around the Waffle house. At which point another boy punches the drunk and gets him to chase him. They tag-team the drunk until he is so out of breath that he literally could not move. Now they didn't injure the guy, but they sure as hell punished him. Cops arrived and cuffed up the drunk and took him to the hoosegow. They already knew him quite well. And the four boys; well, they were on the high-schools track team.
That was probably 25 or so years ago. I'm sure those four guys look back at it with fond memories. Drunk guy, probably wished he could forget.
I LOL'd...:funnier::funnier:
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 7:23pm
ROFL.
Those days are way behind me. I started racing in that car, and after that, I drive like Ms. Daisy. I get to race 20-25 weekends a year, and there's no place for driving like that on a public road. I was a dick. :yesnod:
Yes, those days are way behind me, too. I know I've had more than my share of withdrawals from the luck bank.:yesnod:
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 7:23pm
I picked my birth mother up at the airport in my '05 C6 after 1:00 am during one of her visits, and then took her for a ride, circled north up one exit, and then got back on I-75 and proceeded to take her up to 160 mph.
We then stopped at Waffle House on my exit for some food and decompression. My mom is cool like that. :yesnod:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Now that's bad ass..... :seasix:
Datawiz
12-09-2017, 7:32pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Now that's bad ass..... :seasix:
I'm going back to Vegas to visit her in February for 12 days. :yesnod: Hell, I even splurged for 1st class. When flying across the country, 700-800 for coach vs. 1200 for first class is an easy decision. :dance:
She used to drag race back in the day. :yesnod:
For us, it was the Denny's in Merritt Island. Place is on the main drag coming back from the beach (bars, strip clubs, etc). There were fights every weekend night, but the best were the weekends around Halloween. Nothing like 2am drunk grub with a side of Naughty Nurse vs Tinker Bell.
69camfrk
12-09-2017, 7:35pm
Neither have I. We don't have them here. Never even seen a Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, and many chains/franchises talked about here. I don't feel like I'm missing anything, either.
Lookie here ya uppity NorCal sophisticate. The WH is fine dining here in the south. Ever had a bout of constipation...look no further. If a WH omelette can't break you loose, you need to see a doctor. Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 7:43pm
For us, it was the Denny's in Merritt Island. Place is on the main drag coming back from the beach (bars, strip clubs, etc). There were fights every weekend night, but the best were the weekends around Halloween. Nothing like 2am drunk grub with a side of Naughty Nurse vs Tinker Bell.
Now Denny's at 2 am on LSD in the 60s I can relate to.:yesnod:
boracayjohnny
12-09-2017, 7:48pm
Lookie here ya uppity NorCal sophisticate. The WH is fine dining here in the south. Ever had a bout of constipation...look no further. If a WH omelette can't break you loose, you need to see a doctor. Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
:rofl::lol:
Nail on the head, right there. You can make great memories while eating and drunk at the Waffle House. :Jeff '79:
The only down side is the DD having to put up with drunk shenanigans. :Jeff '79::Jeff '79:
I disagree. It's been a loooong time, but I've been both that guy and a designated driver. When you are sober and driving a carload of drunks around, it's like watching live "hold my beer and watch this" Youtube videos.
MrPeabody
12-09-2017, 7:51pm
Lookie here ya uppity NorCal sophisticate. The WH is fine dining here in the south. Ever had a bout of constipation...look no further. If a WH omelette can't break you loose, you need to see a doctor. Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
Sophisticate? Well, from the street, my house may look like a double-wide, but closer inspection reveals that it's only the living room in front that is double wide. Twenty feet in and it's a single wide.:leaving:
Black94lt1
12-09-2017, 8:10pm
I miss the old Waffle House across the street from the Hampton in Bowling Green, nothing like your waitress smoking while taking your order :D
I’ve actually been to Ouachita Parrish before.
boracayjohnny
12-09-2017, 8:57pm
I’ve actually been to Ouachita Parrish before.
My sis-n-law complains about the traffic. Monroe/West Monroe has about 65k in population. Draw your own conclusions.
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 9:21pm
I'm going back to Vegas to visit her in February for 12 days. :yesnod: Hell, I even splurged for 1st class. When flying across the country, 700-800 for coach vs. 1200 for first class is an easy decision. :dance:
She used to drag race back in the day. :yesnod:
Ahhh, it's in the blood... :Jeff '79:
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 9:23pm
I miss the old Waffle House across the street from the Hampton in Bowling Green, nothing like your waitress smoking while taking your order :D
:rofl: C'mon.......
VatorMan
12-09-2017, 9:33pm
Lookie here ya uppity NorCal sophisticate. The WH is fine dining here in the south. Ever had a bout of constipation...look no further. If a WH omelette can't break you loose, you need to see a doctor. Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
:funnier::funnier::funnier:
Jeff '79
12-09-2017, 9:43pm
Lookie here ya uppity NorCal sophisticate. The WH is fine dining here in the south. Ever had a bout of constipation...look no further. If a WH omelette can't break you loose, you need to see a doctor. Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
I was gonna :rofl::rofl: earlier, but I just didn't.
That one is stickin' to me though... :rofl:
markids77
12-09-2017, 10:18pm
The Awful House is a Southern thing. Back in my youth the after hours place was Carroll's:
home of "The Club Burger". I admit to having spent quality time at both establishments.
Black94lt1
12-10-2017, 3:35am
Oh, what has 8 legs and 4 teeth???? Swing shift at the Waffle House!!!:dance::leaving:
:rofl: :rofl:
Black94lt1
12-10-2017, 3:37am
:rofl: C'mon.......
Seriously that really happened
Black94lt1
12-10-2017, 3:40am
She used to drag race back in the day. :yesnod:
That is cool!:seasix:
69camfrk
12-10-2017, 8:55am
:rofl: :rofl:
Thing is, there is a lot of truth in that joke. I'm pretty certain WH DOES NOT offer a dental plan.
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ToolMaker
12-10-2017, 9:27am
The Awful House is a Southern thing. Back in my youth the after hours place was Carroll's:
home of "The Club Burger". I admit to having spent quality time at both establishments.
In the 70's we would go the Carrols in Stoneham Mass. It was a great place to see the local street rods. I fondly remember a pair of 55 Chevys, black and white, one with a tilting front end. Both cars were bad to the bone! You bring back that Club Burger memory! :cert:
Mike Mercury
12-10-2017, 10:06am
Maybe another time we can discuss Atchafalaya or LaFourche.
or LeFart
https://www.askideas.com/media/49/Funny-Fart-Meme-Chill-For-Lunch-My-Face-When-My-Friends-Ask-Who-Farted-Picture.jpg
69camfrk
12-10-2017, 11:58am
All this WH talk got me excited, so I treated myself to some this morning. It is about 2.5 miles from my house, and I damn near didn't make it home before disaster struck so to speak. Whew.......
boracayjohnny
12-10-2017, 12:09pm
^^^^
:rofl::lol:
OddBall
12-10-2017, 12:13pm
I miss the old Waffle House across the street from the Hampton in Bowling Green, nothing like your waitress smoking while taking your order :D
Or the cook.
Seriously that really happened
:iagree:
Seen it all the time back in the 79's and 80's. Even into the 90's
The funniest thing I've ever seen at a Waffle house was a drunk idiot giving shit to a table of high-school boys. Now, said drunk was obviously a weightlifter. He was built like Conan, and even drunk could deliver a devastating blow. These four kids invited him to take it outside, which he took them up on. After they get out in the lot, and while he is threatening one, another runs by him from his flank, slaps him upside the head and takes off running. Drunk guy chases him and they do a couple of laps around the Waffle house. At which point another boy punches the drunk and gets him to chase him. They tag-team the drunk until he is so out of breath that he literally could not move. Now they didn't injure the guy, but they sure as hell punished him. Cops arrived and cuffed up the drunk and took him to the hoosegow. They already knew him quite well. And the four boys; well, they were on the high-schools track team.
That was probably 25 or so years ago. I'm sure those four guys look back at it with fond memories. Drunk guy, probably wished he could forget.
That is hands-down one of the best stories ever!!!! :rofl:
OddBall
12-13-2017, 6:45pm
That is hands-down one of the best stories ever!!!! :rofl:
The guy was on his knees puking his guts out, and they just kept slapping him. Not punching, just slapping. And a few kicks to his butt to keep him off balance. He'd try to swing at them, but he was too drunk and too exhausted. He pretty much just had to take it. They were about to piss on him when the cops arrived, so that didn't happen. I don't know if he remembers that part or not, but if he did, he needed to be thankful that the police picked him up when they did.
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