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snide
11-21-2017, 10:23am
Run for public office. Last night, I told a Hooter's chick she was hot. I'm sure that's going to come back and bite me in the ass in 20 years.

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Ol Timer
11-21-2017, 10:27am
Meh, she was probably a guy - no biggie. In 20 years, that'll probably get you elected, the way we're headed!

WalkerInTN
11-21-2017, 10:56am
As long as you didn't expose yourself or grope her, I think you're good. :seasix:

boracayjohnny
11-21-2017, 11:27am
:rofl::lol:

I'm with ya, Snide. Too many folks have seen my drunk ass act a fool across the globe. Here's a peek into the debauchery:

-Danced on the main stage with the hostesses in a seedy whorehouse. The best part, my buddy and I took over the stage. Bonus; I took my bottle of beer on stage.
-Find myself accosted by drug dealers in red light districts/other areas. I must have a stoner face or somethin'.
-Drink in a Muslim country. Why not, the Brits had a Pub.

These are only ones I can think of quickly. I'm also sure a friend or two could be counted to go on record as saying, "You sure you wanna vote for that guy". :D

OddBall
11-21-2017, 11:54am
Be happy if you can get it up in 20 years

Aerovette
11-21-2017, 12:07pm
You're lucky you don't lose everything you own.

I'm worried too. The neighborhood babysitter showed up at our house while I was taking a bath. I walked out with no pants on. I will testify that I don't remember it. I was only 3 at the time so how could I ?

snide
11-21-2017, 12:21pm
You're lucky you don't lose everything you own.

I'm worried too. The neighborhood babysitter showed up at our house while I was taking a bath. I walked out with no pants on. I will testify that I don't remember it. I was only 3 at the time so how could I ?

Dude, it's over for you. :sadangel:

boracayjohnny
11-21-2017, 12:44pm
Dude, it's over for you. :sadangel:

:iagree:

:sadangel::sadangel:

Loco Vette
11-21-2017, 1:02pm
Run for public office. Last night, I told a Hooter's chick she was hot. I'm sure that's going to come back and bite me in the ass in 20 years.

:slap:

Among a long list of other reasons :D

Iron Chef
11-21-2017, 1:23pm
Why would you want to? :ack:

SubZero
11-21-2017, 8:48pm
As long as you didn't expose yourself or grope her, I think you're good. :seasix:

How else are you supposed to know if she likes you :confused5:


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