lspencer534
10-31-2017, 8:58am
In 1972, Helen Reddy released "I Am Woman" as a single, and it slowly rose in the charts to Number 1. It was included on her first album, in 1971, "I Don't Know How To Love Him". She didn't like the song. calling it "too butch".
But there was an earlier song by Lesley Gore in 1963 called "You Don't Own Me" that had similar content. These liberation songs could go back 100 years for all I now. Anyway, the reaction of most men (including mere boys like me at the time) was, "How cute...."
My buds and I thought that Lesley Gore's song was too idealistic and was a soft effort at equality, so we made up our own words. Here is her song (with lyrics):
Lesley Gore - You Don't Own Me (lyrics) - YouTube
Our song was a little stronger:
You don't own me, don't try to change me in any way.
You don't own me, don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay.
[Louder] An don't tell me not to ****
Or which dick to suck
I want to **** a lot
Cause my *****'s hot
You don't fill my ****
Cause your dick's a runt
I want to stretch my hole
With a 10-inch pole
Then please be a dear
And stick it in my rear
Oh my, that's so tight
**** me with all your might
I want to feel your cum
In my little bum
I can feel you squirt
Please, please make it hurt!
Oh Gawd, I'm so wet
My *****'s now your pet
I want to suck your dick
You have quite a prick
And it went on...and on...and on. We were not only nasty little shits...we were prolific! We tried to market the lyrics, but no luck.
I did win a Carnation Milk Jingle contest, at least in a way. Carnation had a contest in the 1960s: Write a new jingle for them and you won $1,000 if you won. I submitted my entry, but got a letter back from Carnation that said:
"Thank you for your entry. Unfortunately some entries cannot be used because of content or other reasons. We are, however, enclosing a coupon good for a case of Carnation Milk. We found your entry to be very creative."
My entry:
"Carnation Milk is the best in the land.
It comes in a bright red can.
No tits to pull
No hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole
In that son-of-a-bitch!"
But there was an earlier song by Lesley Gore in 1963 called "You Don't Own Me" that had similar content. These liberation songs could go back 100 years for all I now. Anyway, the reaction of most men (including mere boys like me at the time) was, "How cute...."
My buds and I thought that Lesley Gore's song was too idealistic and was a soft effort at equality, so we made up our own words. Here is her song (with lyrics):
Lesley Gore - You Don't Own Me (lyrics) - YouTube
Our song was a little stronger:
You don't own me, don't try to change me in any way.
You don't own me, don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay.
[Louder] An don't tell me not to ****
Or which dick to suck
I want to **** a lot
Cause my *****'s hot
You don't fill my ****
Cause your dick's a runt
I want to stretch my hole
With a 10-inch pole
Then please be a dear
And stick it in my rear
Oh my, that's so tight
**** me with all your might
I want to feel your cum
In my little bum
I can feel you squirt
Please, please make it hurt!
Oh Gawd, I'm so wet
My *****'s now your pet
I want to suck your dick
You have quite a prick
And it went on...and on...and on. We were not only nasty little shits...we were prolific! We tried to market the lyrics, but no luck.
I did win a Carnation Milk Jingle contest, at least in a way. Carnation had a contest in the 1960s: Write a new jingle for them and you won $1,000 if you won. I submitted my entry, but got a letter back from Carnation that said:
"Thank you for your entry. Unfortunately some entries cannot be used because of content or other reasons. We are, however, enclosing a coupon good for a case of Carnation Milk. We found your entry to be very creative."
My entry:
"Carnation Milk is the best in the land.
It comes in a bright red can.
No tits to pull
No hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole
In that son-of-a-bitch!"