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lspencer534
10-15-2017, 4:17pm
My Grandfather taught me this: If the birds singing are driving you nuts, or if it's the dogs barking or cats caterwauling (making a shrill howling or wailing noise), shut them down by making this noise: Hoh-Hoh. Do it rather loudly, and make sure you lips are rounded to make the sound. It kinda sounds like the sound a monkey makes but not as grunt-like. Each syllable of the word is stressed equally.

I'm not kidding. Even dumb birds like Mockingbirds and Blue Jays heed the sound, although you may have to repeat it 3-4 times with them. Barking dogs quieten down immediately. If they don't just make the sound a little louder and more emphatic, like you're angry.

You're welcome.

DAB
10-15-2017, 4:19pm
and if you want to make a lawyer stop talking, tell him you are out of money. :rofl::rofl:

Sea Six
10-16-2017, 4:02am
Just don't make the sound three times.

They'll think it's Christmas.

Mike Mercury
10-16-2017, 7:37am
and if you want to make a lawyer stop talking, tell him you are out of money. :rofl::rofl:

:rofl: :funnier: :rofl:










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