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Montehall
03-28-2011, 7:33pm
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner.

Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to sit on the internet and follow her phone through the GPS tracking, while I was waiting, I was in the gameroom, and lost all my barnbucks on let it ride.

Should I wait for my posts to build back up or will someone donate to me?
Will
03-28-2011, 7:34pm
*Golf-clap*
carlton_fritz
03-28-2011, 7:35pm
OK, that was different from the usual begging.:rofl:
VatorMan
03-28-2011, 7:35pm
Be glad I can take the rest of your BB for this crappy thread. :kick:
Meeko87
03-28-2011, 7:39pm
You could always start a barnbuck pyramid scam.
Petew1971
03-28-2011, 7:40pm
did you smell her underwear
GRN ENVY
03-28-2011, 7:41pm
:cheers:
C5Nate
03-28-2011, 7:41pm
Your post was touching, sad and pathetic. I almost shed a turd. I sent you, $10.00, spend it wisely.
Petew1971
03-28-2011, 7:42pm
Your post was touching, sad and pathetic. I almost shed a turd. I sent you, $10.00, spend it wisely.

:lol:
Fastguy
03-28-2011, 7:43pm
Your post was touching, sad and pathetic. I almost shed a turd. I sent you, $10.00, spend it wisely.

I gave a dollar.
PortDawg
03-28-2011, 7:43pm
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner.

Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to sit on the internet and follow her phone through the GPS tracking, while I was waiting, I was in the gameroom, and lost all my barnbucks on let it ride.

Should I wait for my posts to build back up or will someone donate to me?

damn..I got hooked...:D
thkauffman
03-28-2011, 7:50pm
5 card draw/10
Blademaker
03-28-2011, 7:51pm
You could always start a barnbuck pyramid scam.

Whut? And compete with Will?
CertInsaneC5
03-28-2011, 7:53pm
damn..I got hooked...:D

:lol:
clutchdust
03-28-2011, 7:55pm
Fkn better than anything __Will__ has ever posted! :clap:
Very well done. I'll donate all the measily BB I have.
Montehall
03-28-2011, 7:57pm
damn..I got hooked...:D

:cheers:
PortDawg
03-28-2011, 7:59pm
Fkn better than anything __Will__ has ever posted! :clap:
Very well done. I'll donate all the measily BB I have.

You have been rewarded for your generosity...
DJ_Critterus
03-28-2011, 8:06pm
I would give my $.02 but the system won't let me. :(
Chris Fowler
03-28-2011, 8:10pm
Hook, line and stinker. :rofl:
Mirroredshades
03-28-2011, 8:18pm
Not bad wrinkle boy.


:thumbs:
Montehall
03-28-2011, 8:18pm
thanks all around
Uncle Pervey
03-28-2011, 8:19pm
What's amazing is the corksoaker hit all the markers of a cheating wife! He must have experience or have copied this from CFOT. I don't go there at all so I don't know if this is some clever ploy by Montehall or a Parrot!
Seeing how there's 4 classes of people on Earth.
1. The Intelligent (smallest class)
2. The naive and gullible (equal in size to the Bandits)
3. Bandits (equal in size to the naive and gullible)
4. Idiots (the largest class)
I have always considered Monte as a 2nd classer, however with this post he is acting like a 3rd classer, maybe a 1st class 3rd classer.
I'm very confused.... :leaving:
CertInsaneC5
03-28-2011, 8:23pm
What's amazing is the corksoaker hit all the markers of a cheating wife! He must have experience or have copied this from CFOT. I don't go there at all so I don't know if this is some clever ploy by Montehall or a Parrot!
Seeing how there's 4 classes of people on Earth.
1. The Intelligent (smallest class)
2. The naive and gullible (equal in size to the Bandits)
3. Bandits (equal in size to the naive and gullible)
4. Idiots (the largest class)
I have always considered Monte as a 2nd classer, however with this post he is acting like a 3rd classer, maybe a 1st class 3rd classer.
I'm very confused.... :leaving:

This is news? :leaving:
OddBall
03-28-2011, 9:02pm
:ball:
high desert
03-28-2011, 9:08pm
:rofl:


damn..I got hooked...:D

So did I. I was all ready to give advice and shit. :lol:
Skia
03-28-2011, 9:19pm
*Golf-clap*
http://files.sharenator.com/Slow_Clap_ITS_A_GIF_PARTY-s420x315-140048-580.gif
GS Ragtop
03-28-2011, 9:23pm
So how do I get this hook out of my lip? :beat:

Good one.
dwjz06
03-28-2011, 9:25pm
You could always start a barnbuck pyramid scam.
Holy crap Meeko you hit the lottery or something? Ok now you can pay me back:D:cheers:
island14
03-29-2011, 1:48am
Hook, line and stinker. :rofl:

Me also. :yesnod:

:rofl:
So did I. I was all ready to give advice and shit. :lol:

I was going to tell him to tap his phone :lol:

So how do I get this hook out of my lip? :beat:

Good one.

:iagree:



Good one! :rofl:


:cheers:
Sea Six
03-29-2011, 3:35am
Definitely had me going.
jaxgator
03-29-2011, 6:17am
Good job. Strung me along quite nicely. :rofl:
G8rDMD
03-29-2011, 6:31am
Strung me along like a set of Christmas lights... :needcoffee:
BADRACR1
03-29-2011, 6:46am
I liked it. Sent you $500.:dance:
Scissors
03-29-2011, 7:04am
Even though you're joking, go ahead and STBITF just to be sure anyway.
wicked_c6
03-29-2011, 7:17am
Oh the tragedy...try having $25 in BB - and losing every time I try and get ahead. :)

http://www.nerdonwheels.com/images/bumm1.jpg
Kerrmudgeon
03-29-2011, 7:35am
Oh the tragedy...try having $25 in BB - and losing every time I try and get ahead. :)

http://www.nerdonwheels.com/images/bumm1.jpg

and they won't even give the 500$ stake bux when you go broke anymore, Whaaaaaaa....:cry:
wicked_c6
03-29-2011, 7:44am
and they won't even give the 500$ stake bux when you go broke anymore, Whaaaaaaa....:cry:

Where's the VetteBarn food stamp office? :)
Montehall
03-29-2011, 7:59am
I'm just happy, that, if nothing else, I have provided entertainment for the masses.
onedef92
03-29-2011, 8:59am
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk89/sweetiebums/Embroideries/variparrot2750.jpg
Bucwheat
03-29-2011, 9:09am
If that's not your babe in your avatar then you deserve to lose all your BB.
mikeg826
03-29-2011, 9:16am
Strung me along like a set of Christmas lights... :needcoffee:

:iagree:
onedef92
03-29-2011, 9:38am
:iagree:

Played like a wet food stamp on a rainy sidewalk on Mother's Day.
DAB
03-29-2011, 11:04am
40k and begging..... :slap:
Montehall
03-29-2011, 11:13am
40k and begging..... :slap:

40k now.
I had zero when I posted.
PortDawg gave me 10k.

and, for the record, I was not begging.
DAB
03-29-2011, 11:15am
40k now.
I had zero when I posted.
PortDawg gave me 10k.

and, for the record, I was not begging.

you hooked me though... well played.

LIR is not paying today. :shots: