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DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 8:01pm
I tried on the chaps and they looked lik e a full pair of pants on me. Can you loan me some ass to fill them out properly?

Liz, can you post the proof? :D
Jeff '79
03-27-2011, 8:03pm
Oh God....Spare us..
99 pewtercoupe
03-27-2011, 8:05pm
This is gonna bring down some serrus shitz:wflag:
MEC5LADY
03-27-2011, 8:07pm
Oh God....Spare us..

:iagree: :toetap: I told you I have a fat azz what more do you want from me anyway? BTW, I told you it's a glandular problem because I have to have chocolate to live.:hi:
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 8:10pm
:iagree: :toetap: I told you I have a fat azz what more do you want from me anyway? BTW, I told you it's a glandular problem because I have to have chocolate to live.:hi:

You can lie to the forum but not to me :rolleyes:
Uncle Pervey
03-27-2011, 8:11pm
:iagree: :toetap: I told you I have a fat azz what more do you want from me anyway? BTW, I told you it's a glandular problem because I have to have chocolate to live.:hi:

I gotta similar problem, but mine is beer and pork chops! :D
ChasC5
03-27-2011, 8:17pm
I gotta similar problem, but mine is beer and pork chops! :D

Followed by a Smelly Blue Haze ... :D
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 8:30pm
Followed by a Smelly Blue Haze ... :D

And dead plants, peeling paint, and dirty underwear.
DAB
03-27-2011, 8:42pm
:iagree: :toetap: I told you I have a fat azz what more do you want from me anyway? BTW, I told you it's a glandular problem because I have to have chocolate to live.:hi:

Would barely fill a size 2. :hide:
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 8:43pm
Would barely fill a size 2. :hide:

Yeah. That's it. That's the ticket.
xXBUDXx
03-27-2011, 8:44pm
Did y'all try on any lingerie? :waiting:
oyealiz
03-27-2011, 8:47pm
Actually, he's right. The chaps that were assless on mec5lady wrapped completely around him.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/Mar%2011/Barkley%20visit/IMG_4044.jpg
Kevin_73
03-27-2011, 8:57pm
Actually, he's right. The chaps that were assless on mec5lady wrapped completely around him.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/Mar%2011/Barkley%20visit/IMG_4044.jpg

For a comparison:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/20101118224307.jpg
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 8:59pm
Kevin, that's too funny. Of course you knowMEC5 is going to kill us next time she sees us.
oyealiz
03-27-2011, 9:00pm
Per mec5lady.....

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/Mar%2011/Barkley%20visit/Chocolate.jpg
oyealiz
03-27-2011, 9:01pm
Kevin, that's too funny. Of course you knowMEC5 is going to kill us next time she sees us.

Eh, he's already dead for posting a picture of me looking possessed while strapping her into assless chaps. :yesnod:
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 9:03pm
Eh, he's already dead for posting a picture of me looking possessed while strapping her into assless chaps. :yesnod:

Be nice.... You don't want Abby to get all lonely now.
MEC5LADY
03-27-2011, 9:53pm
For a comparison:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/20101118224307.jpg

Hey be gentle I never said I didn't have a fat azz have I? Damn DJ I bet I could toss you like a sack of taters from the looks of that pic. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kevin, that's too funny. Of course you knowMEC5 is going to kill us next time she sees us.

Nah it's all in good fun but there will be paybacks.:D:hi:
MEC5LADY
03-27-2011, 9:55pm
Would barely fill a size 2. :hide:

Oh I really think you need to have your glasses changed if you think I am a size 2. :rofl:
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 9:58pm
Hey be gentle I never said I didn't have a fat azz have I? Damn DJ I bet I could toss you like a sack of taters from the looks of that pic. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



Nah it's all in good fun but there will be paybacks.:D:hi:

At least you're not wanting to toss me like a salad :ack:
DJ_Critterus
03-27-2011, 9:58pm
Oh I really think you need to have your glasses changed if you think I am a size 2. :rofl:

20?
:leaving:
DAB
03-27-2011, 10:03pm
Oh I really think you need to have your glasses changed if you think I am a size 2. :rofl:

Self preservation trumps honesty. :rofl:
MEC5LADY
03-28-2011, 6:39am
20?
:leaving:

:skep::kick:

Self preservation trumps honesty. :rofl:

:slap: Wow so many compliments I guess I will have to go on the Richard Simmons Shed a bed diet. BRB off to the gym to do double time and see if I can lose ten, twenty, thirty pounds.:leaving:
longhorn341
03-28-2011, 7:05am
Actually, he's right. The chaps that were assless on mec5lady wrapped completely around him.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/Mar%2011/Barkley%20visit/IMG_4044.jpg

Is that Cheez Whiz on the stove?
Sea Six
03-28-2011, 7:07am
Is that Cheez Whiz on the stove?

I'm guessing it's a filler for one of those Kong toys.
DJ_Critterus
03-28-2011, 9:19am
Is that Cheez Whiz on the stove?

Yes. Not sure if that belonged to Chef's son or if that was the can I used to filled up the ends of Barkley's Kong Bone.
8Up
03-28-2011, 9:40am
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/KWHITLOW/20101118224307.jpg

dayum, that beats what I did this weekend.:leaving:
DJ_Critterus
03-28-2011, 10:15am
dayum, that beats what I did this weekend.:leaving:

Fapping gets old after a while.... or so I'm told.:leaving:
8Up
03-28-2011, 10:16am
Fapping gets old after a while.... or so I'm told.:leaving:

Touche'
Exotix
03-28-2011, 11:52am
:dance: