A target rich environment

[boracayjohnny]

Man arrested on drug charges | thenewsstar.com | The News Star (http://www.thenewsstar.com/article/20091122/NEWS01/911220303/1001/NEWS/Man-arrested-on-drug-charges)

A Calhoun man was arrested on drug charges Friday night after his car got stuck on the property of the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office. Marcus Odom, 34, was charged with criminal trespassing, damage to property, possession of crack cocaine, hydrocodone and oxycodone. In an arrest affidavit, a deputy said Odom's black BMW got stuck at the OPSO rifle range and found bags of pills and crack on the floorboard. The deputy said he also observed ruts in the ground where Odom got his vehicle stuck. Odom was taken to Ouachita Correctional Center where his bond was still undetermined Saturday afternoon.

[Y2Kvert4me]

That's what you call unlucky. :lol:


On a related note, I was in Ft Lauderdale many years ago, went to a party way west of town, got all sh!tfaced, was driving back to my beachfront hotel at like 3am, needed to relieve myself something fierce along the way. Turned off the main road onto a sidestreet, then found an alley, drove down it a short ways to find an opportune spot...got out, and started fertilizing some dark corner of a brick building.

Got back in the car, began to drive, and just beyond the building was a parking lot full of cop cars.....Yessir, I had just pizzed on a Police station and didn't even know it. :rofl:

Luckily, I made it back to the hotel without incident. But, it could have easily turned out like the guy above. :eek:


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[wwomanC6]

Yessir, I had just pizzed on a Police station

Gives new meaning to "Lookin for a reason to pizz off the cops!"

[Y2Kvert4me]

Gives new meaning to "Lookin for a reason to pizz off the cops!"That would certainly have qualified for "America's Dumbest Criminals" had I been discovered. :kick:

:cheers: