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Sea Six
08-03-2017, 5:54am
* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".

(it is on Tuesday)

WalkerInTN
08-03-2017, 7:32am
Some good ones. :hurray::hurray:

2/2/2022 falls on Wednesday. That would've been cool. :yesnod:

Mike Mercury
08-03-2017, 8:35am
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/2981501701259.jpg

Sea Six
08-03-2017, 8:44am
Some good ones. :hurray::hurray:

2/2/2022 falls on Wednesday. That would've been cool. :yesnod:

That's ok.

We can still call it 2's Day.


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OddBall
08-03-2017, 9:47am
http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Albert-Einstein-therapy.jpg

Sea Six
08-03-2017, 10:53pm
Ever notice the words The Rapist within the word therapist?








And manslaughter is mans laughter.

Kinda creepy.


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