complete this joke: I like my women like...

[Montehall]

...My scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

... a piece of paper, able to take a few punches

... my coffee, in a can in the freezer



your turn.

[BondiBlue]

....my packets of instant oatmeal; quick, easy and covered with facts about dinosaurs.

[Montehall]

Slow day...

[Mrs. Colleen]

....my packets of instant oatmeal; quick, easy and covered with facts about dinosaurs.

:rofl:

[Sea Six]

A vacuum cleaner. :yesnod:

[Petew1971]

I like my women like I like my hookers..trashy and slutty and ready to leave after the boinking is done

[lspencer534]

A vacuum cleaner. :yesnod:

Central vac? Or a Mighty Mite?

[themonk]

White.

[Skia]

12 year old Scotch mixed with Coke??? :skep: You....you HEATHERN....UNWASHED CRETIN.....SACRALEDGE....PURE UNADULERATED SACRALEDGE....:skep:

[Datawiz]

Like a straw. Capable of sucking.

[Kerrmudgeon]

...like I like my peanut butter.....smooth and easy to spread! :boobies: :hump:

[wwomanC6]

I like my MEN like......

.....my appliances. Useful and only turned on when needed!

:squirrel2: two can play this game! :D

[Datawiz]

I like my MEN like......

.....my appliances. Useful and only turned on when needed!

:squirrel2: two can play this game! :D

Fail. :leaving:

[Curvette]

...like I like my peanut butter.....smooth and easy to spread! :boobies: :hump:

:leaving: I was debating on that one (the only one I know ) but see you beat me to the punch. :beat:
We must like the same women.. ROR

[wwomanC6]

Fail. :leaving:

If ya can dish it out....

[Datawiz]

If ya can dish it out....

I didn't dish anything. :D

[Curvette]

I like my men like a computer..
responsive to my fingertips. :D

[Kerrmudgeon]

I like my men like a computer..
responsive to my fingertips. :D

...let your fingers do the walking....:makeout:
:bigwink:

[Datawiz]

I like my men like a computer..
responsive to my fingertips. :D

I type with my tongue.

[73sbVert]

I type with my tongue.

Heh heh heh, ditto!

:P:

[Montehall]

I like my women like my Dishwasher.

[kylebuck]

I like my women like I like my c4's: toppless, smoking just a little and the inside worn out.

I like my women like I like my dessert. Sweet and covered with nut.

I like my women like I like my bread. In the kitchen ready to make me a sandwich.

[NB2K]

I type with my tongue.

Heh heh heh, ditto!

:P:

VBOT love connection?

[Nemesis]

...my cars; curvy

[Chuck A]

has to be dark , brunette
has to have a slight attitude
has to control job at hand
needs to be able to take control if her freaking husband (ME) is wasted
:yesnod::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ft laud mike]

12 year old Scotch mixed with Coke??? :skep: You....you HEATHERN....UNWASHED CRETIN.....SACRALEDGE....PURE UNADULERATED SACRALEDGE....:skep:

:iagree::cheers:

[Montehall]

has to be dark , brunette
has to have a slight attitude
has to control job at hand
needs to be able to take control if her freaking husband (ME) is wasted
:yesnod::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
you just missed this entire thread huh?

[Uncle Pervey]

12 year old Scotch mixed with Coke??? :skep: You....you HEATHERN....UNWASHED CRETIN.....SACRALEDGE....PURE UNADULERATED SACRALEDGE....:skep:

not to mention the child molestation... :yesnod:

[LATB]

:dance:

[Chuck A]

you just missed this entire thread huh?

I am posting PUI, I thought it was allowed in this forum
:dance::dance::dance::dance::beer::beer:

[kylebuck]

...my cars; curvy

So you like your women like you like your streak: full of fat :)

[LATB]

I am posting PUI, I thought it was allowed in this forum
:dance::dance::dance::dance::beer::beer:

:dance:

[Nemesis]

So you like your women like you like your streak: full of fat :)

curvy and fat are very different

[GEODON]

like a dope fiend junky. You never know when that bobbing head of hers will come handy.

[Cybercowboy]

I like my women like I like my pie. I like pie.

[SnowDale]

I like my women like I like my coffee: blond and sweet.

[ptindall]

I like my women like I like my c4's: toppless, smoking just a little and the inside worn out.

I like my women like I like my dessert. Sweet and covered with nut.

I like my women like I like my bread. In the kitchen ready to make me a sandwich.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[khblair]

So you like your women like you like your streak: full of fat :)

curvy and fat are very different

streak and steak are different too

:leaving:

[MEC5LADY]

I like my MEN like......

.....my appliances. Useful and only turned on when needed!

:squirrel2: two can play this game! :D

Works for me:cheers:

...my cars; curvy

Jessica Rabbit curvy?:leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

I like my women like I like my chicken....
With a little bit of fat on the end.
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin.

I see a little woman walkin down the street
She's not my type, I need a little more meat....
She's skinny, and it's not my cup of tea.
Now I got this burnin sensation when I pee..............

-Rodney Carrington.

[Nemesis]

Works for me:cheers:



Jessica Rabbit curvy?:leaving:

all types of curvy. :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

all types of curvy. :yesnod:

We talking c4 curvy or c3 curvy

[DJ_Critterus]

We talking c4 curvy or c3 curvy

C4 is about as flat as most Japanese chicks.

[Nemesis]

We talking c4 curvy or c3 curvy

C5 or C6 curvy. Curvy with a big butt.