I am going to kill my kids!

[69camfrk]

Just wanted you folks to be the first to know. While I'm taking a nap on the couch last night after a few beers. My children thought it would be funny to put a red "clown nose" on the end of a small flashlight making it look like a dildo. I get on my damn computer this morning, and it is my screen saver. I swear, I didn't beat them enough growing up. That said, I know where they get their sense of humor. Little Cretins!!!:rofl:

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[DAB]

or we could have a mod make it your avatar..... :slap::leaving:

[Wathen1955]

Like father like son?

[DJ_Critterus]

That's the light saber Ace and Gary the ambiguously gay duo use, I guess. Hey, at least there wasn't anything brown on it when you woke up, so you have that going for you.

You should beat the kids with the dildo for good measure, though.

[DJ_Critterus]

or we could have a mod make it your avatar..... :slap::leaving:

That would be funny. Make his description under his screen name "Proud Owner of the real Flesh Light."

[69camfrk]

or we could have a mod make it your avatar..... :slap::leaving:

I will HWHOOP YOUR ASS!!!:D:D

[DAB]

I will HWHOOP YOUR ASS!!!:D:D

i'm not a mod, but i know a few..... :type:

[Mike Mercury]

well, at you age... more like














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[Kerrmudgeon]

Do you always sleep holding your chin James? :rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

well, at you age... more like





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Assault with a dead weapon?

[DJ_Critterus]

:funnier:

So what websites did they post that?

Might want to check Reddit, just to be safe. :funny:

and facebook

[69camfrk]

I just posted it here since I know ALL OF YOU are a bunch of derelicts. It's funny as hell, but waking up to it on my screen saver, I was definitely like WTF?????? My kids make straight A's, have good clothes, and my eldest drives a really nice C5. Where, o where, did I go wrong. Oh, nevermind, they are my kids........:rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

Too funny. :rofl::lol:

[OddBall]

:funnier: :funnier: :funnier: :funnier:

[DAB]

I just posted it here since I know ALL OF YOU are a bunch of derelicts. It's funny as hell, but waking up to it on my screen saver, I was definitely like WTF?????? My kids make straight A's, have good clothes, and my eldest drives a really nice C5. Where, o where, did I go wrong. Oh, nevermind, they are my kids........:rofl:

password...... :type:

[Mike Mercury]

:funnier:

So what websites did they post that?

Might want to check Reddit, just to be safe. :funny:

and facebook

and Redtube

[78SA]

:rofl:

[OddBall]

I just posted it here since I know ALL OF YOU are a bunch of derelicts. It's funny as hell, but waking up to it on my screen saver, I was definitely like WTF?????? My kids make straight A's, have good clothes, and my eldest drives a really nice C5. Where, o where, did I go wrong. Oh, nevermind, they are my kids........:rofl:

Just remind them that they can still be aborted.

[wwomanC6]

:rofl: Your kids have your sense of humor! :seasix: :rofl:

[69camfrk]

:rofl: Your kids have your sense of humor! :seasix: :rofl:

Wendy, it's a circus around here. And.....I knew immediately both of them were involved. I've played a lot of jokes on people through the years, including them. Paybacks are hell!! BoracayJohnny knows me really well, he was probably like, well.....that figures!!!:rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Potential. Those kids gots it. :yesnod:

:rofl:

[wwomanC6]

Wendy, it's a circus around here. And.....I knew immediately both of them were involved. I've played a lot of jokes on people through the years, including them. Paybacks are hell!! BoracayJohnny knows me really well, he was probably like, well.....that figures!!!:rofl:

Karma Baby Karma :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[69camfrk]

Karma Baby Karma :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You were in the military, so of all people, you know how it rolls. If you're gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. Even though I am a civilian on the same base I was stationed, the humor rolls about the same way in my maintenance shop. If a casual observer came in, they would probably think we were getting ready to come to blows, when it is the exact opposite. I take my job very seriously, but if you can't laugh and make the day go by, it makes for a boring existence.:cert:

[mrvette]

You were in the military, so of all people, you know how it rolls. If you're gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. Even though I am a civilian on the same base I was stationed, the humor rolls about the same way in my maintenance shop. If a casual observer came in, they would probably think we were getting ready to come to blows, when it is the exact opposite. I take my job very seriously, but if you can't laugh and make the day go by, it makes for a boring existence.:cert:

Same on most every job I ever had, with maybe one exception.....and as a Gen Contractor me and help and sub Cs...having a regular krazy fest....sometimes the customers home, so we tempered the language of course, but I would get glances......:issues::rofl::rofl::lol: One customer said Yawl NUTZ, and I said we have gotten really good at it.....

:dance:

[wwomanC6]

You were in the military, so of all people, you know how it rolls. If you're gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. Even though I am a civilian on the same base I was stationed, the humor rolls about the same way in my maintenance shop. If a casual observer came in, they would probably think we were getting ready to come to blows, when it is the exact opposite. I take my job very seriously, but if you can't laugh and make the day go by, it makes for a boring existence.:cert:

Oh I know, been there done that! :rofl:

[dwjz06]

Karma Baby Karma :rofl::rofl::rofl::D:lol:

You were in the military, so of all people, you know how it rolls. If you're gonna dish it out, ya better be able to take it. Even though I am a civilian on the same base I was stationed, the humor rolls about the same way in my maintenance shop. If a casual observer came in, they would probably think we were getting ready to come to blows, when it is the exact opposite. I take my job very seriously, but if you can't laugh and make the day go by, it makes for a boring existence.:cert::seasix::cert:

[DJ_Critterus]

Just remind them that they can still be aborted.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out" - Cosby

[69camfrk]

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out" - Cosby

My kids really are great. But I know where they got their sense of humor, ME! That is the scary part.:rofl: