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onedef92
03-25-2011, 9:45am
Report: Man Nearly Killed by Giant Breasts; I Thought "My Time Had Come"

April 12, 2010 2:00 PM

NEW YORK (CBS) Take this one with a grain of salt... uh, better make that two cups full.

Claire Smedley, from Blackpool, U.K., claims her boyfriend decided to leave her after he was nearly suffocated by her gi-normous breasts while they were having sex.

That makes it a crime of passion, right?

The mother of three, who boasts 40LL breasts, told News of the World that her boyfriend, Steven, usually loves to be smothered by her love. But this time she misread his flailing for excitement, as he was really suffocating beneath her bountiful bosom.

After a few minutes, she noticed he had stopped moving and appeared to not be breathing, Smedley told the British newspaper.

She was about to call for help when a startled Steven finally came out of his trance. "I did think my time had come," Steven told News of the World.

Luckily, Steven survived...but the relationship did not.

Claire told World News that she is newly single and planning a career in modeling, to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Slims/busomes_370x278.jpg
onedef92
03-25-2011, 9:45am
Nice PS rack. :)

Still, if he had've died, how many mofo's do you know who came and went at the same time?
Sea Six
03-25-2011, 9:51am
Nice PS rack. :)

Still, if he had've died, how many mofo's do you know who came and went at the same time?

:rofl:
Bucwheat
03-25-2011, 9:51am
The only way to go!:hurray:
Yerf Dog
03-25-2011, 9:52am
ibtmotorboatingsunofabitch
onedef92
03-25-2011, 10:00am
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/tallnclevah/motorboat.gif

http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz205/hermanater50/motorboat.jpg
6spdC6
03-25-2011, 10:14am
Nice PS rack. :)

Still, if he had've died,





how many mofo's do you know who came and went at the same time?



The only thing I can think of is this old limerick.

There once was a man named Kent whose dick was terribly bent. To avoid trouble he put it in double, instead of coming he went!
VatorMan
03-25-2011, 10:18am
I'd need some neck strengthening exercises-but-I'd motorboat 'em.
onedef92
03-25-2011, 10:30am
I'd need some neck strengthening exercises-but-I'd motorboat 'em.

I'd have a good time on them jokers myself. :)
truckindj
03-25-2011, 11:04am
niiice boobage
Petew1971
03-25-2011, 11:09am
When its my time, thats how I want to die
onedef92
03-25-2011, 11:48am
When its my time, thats how I want to die

Death by boobicide. There are certainly worse ways to go....:D