He fell off the curb

[VITE1]

Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buys in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.



Well, that’s what the police report said


If only this could be true

S E M P E R F I

[repo]

:rofl::cheers:

[Barn Babe]

:rofl:Works for me!:dance:

[Yerf Dog]

<party pooper> snopes.com: Stabbed Marine (http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp) </partypooper>

[Sea Six]

Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buys in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.



Well, that’s what the police report said


If only this could be true

S E M P E R F I

While that's funny as shit, I'd never write a police report like that... nor would any single officer all the way up the chain of command allow me to do so. My credibility would be ruined to the point that I would never be able to successfully testify to anything in court.

If you were a juror, and this report was put up on the screen for you to read, would you believe anything I had to say about anything?

[snide]

Btw, Best Buy is singular, not plural.

[Blademaker]

I just wish this were true.

Bringing a knife to a Marine fight.......not good.

[VITE1]

<party pooper> snopes.com: Stabbed Marine (http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp) </partypooper>

While that's funny as shit, I'd never write a police report like that... nor would any single officer all the way up the chain of command allow me to do so. My credibility would be ruined to the point that I would never be able to successfully testify to anything in court.

If you were a juror, and this report was put up on the screen for you to read, would you believe anything I had to say about anything?

Thats why I put in

"If only this were true"

[atomic punk]

still it's pretty funny....

[Sea Six]

Thats why I put in

"If only this were true"

still it's pretty funny....

:iagree:

[DAB]

Maybe it was a BIG curb?