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PLRX
05-04-2017, 9:29pm
Greene County Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom (http://channel23news.com/2017/05/greene-county-woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/)

She surely looks like a junkie.

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Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Wednesday May 3 2017, police were called to a Catskill Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 21-Year-Old Dezarey Clark shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Clark was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

Bill
05-04-2017, 9:57pm
Greene County Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom (http://channel23news.com/2017/05/greene-county-woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/)

She surely looks like a junkie.

http://2fm4g039j95u464ep3p2tbjo.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/IMG_3647.jpg

Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Wednesday May 3 2017, police were called to a Catskill Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 21-Year-Old Dezarey Clark shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Clark was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

21-Year-Old Dezarey Clark

Found it.

69camfrk
05-05-2017, 4:45am
Damn, a roll of sausage up in there? Talk about beat up...

Olustee bus
05-05-2017, 7:18am
So, that's what a sausagefest is!

04 commemorative
05-05-2017, 9:02am
She could get worms :eek: unless she already has them :willy::ack:

Mike Mercury
05-05-2017, 9:25am
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boracayjohnny
05-05-2017, 11:21am
"She didn't even stop. She just stared at me and kept going." :rofl::lol:

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Bwahahaha.....breathe....

Kerrmudgeon
05-05-2017, 11:27am
I wonder if it was still frozen?.......Yikes! :ack:

NavyC5
05-05-2017, 4:22pm
"She didn't even stop. She just stared at me and kept going." :rofl::lol:

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Bwahahaha.....breathe....

Well, you gotta let her finish :seasix:

PLRX
05-05-2017, 4:25pm
I wonder if it was still frozen?.......Yikes! :ack:

You do have a point, a softy would not get the job done.

99 pewtercoupe
05-05-2017, 4:29pm
You know this is one of those "create your own news sites"...

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
05-05-2017, 5:27pm
She could get worms :eek: unless she already has them :willy::ack:

Maybe she was feeding her worms....

Bill
05-05-2017, 6:26pm
Walmart

Always the big sausage. Always.