"Caitlin" Jenner now has a puzzy...

[lspencer534]

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According to excerpts published by Radar Online, the 67-year-old Jenner went under the knife for a “final surgery” in January of this year, just over two years after coming out as transgender in a blockbuster interview with Diane Sawyer in 2015.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in Secrets of My Life, a book of memoirs due out April 25.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” Jenner reportedly writes in the book. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

In April 2015, Jenner — who earned a gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympic games in Montreal — told Diane Sawyer in a 20/20 interview that he had always been confused about his gender identity.

“I am a woman,” Jenner said at the time. “It’s not like I’ve been dressing up like a woman, it’s like I’ve spent my whole life dressing like a man.”

“I just want to have all the right parts,” Jenner reportedly writes. “I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

Report: Caitlyn Jenner Feels 'Liberated' after Sex Reassignment Surgery (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/04/10/report-caitlyn-jenner-underwent-sex-reassignment-surgery/)

[OddBall]

Still a guy. Just missing a dick.

[JRD77VET]

I don't care. Just don't "require" me to say I approve. Go live your life in secret and leave me alone. :yesnod:

[Fasglas]

So, this person claims to be smarter than GOD?


Isaiah 44:24 English Standard Version (ESV)

24: Thus says the Lord, your Redeemer,
who formed you from the womb:
“I am the Lord, who made all things,
who alone stretched out the heavens,
who spread out the earth by myself,

[69camfrk]

Still a guy. Just missing a dick.

Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.:rofl::rofl:

[snide]

Still a guy. Just missing a dick.

Are you saying that Bruce Jenner is dickless?

[Kerrmudgeon]

So.......he's a unique eunuch? :bilmem:

[OddBall]

Are you saying that Bruce Jenner is dickless?

This man has no dick.

Well, on the outside. I think they actually make it an "innie" don't they?

[Kerrmudgeon]

This man has no dick.

Well, on the outside. I think they actually make it an "innie" don't they?

I heard that they hollow out the normal male penis, and turn the tube inside out and shove it inside, along with a tube of KY! .......:puke:

[OddBall]

Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.:rofl::rofl:

:ack: I think you'd win a lawsuit against the bar :Jeff '79:

I heard that they hollow out the normal male penis, and turn the tube inside out and shove it inside, along with a tube of KY! .......:puke:

What happens if Bruce gets banged by someone that was more hung than him?

ouch

[Craig]

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According to excerpts published by Radar Online, the 67-year-old Jenner went under the knife for a “final surgery” in January of this year, just over two years after coming out as transgender in a blockbuster interview with Diane Sawyer in 2015.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in Secrets of My Life, a book of memoirs due out April 25.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” Jenner reportedly writes in the book. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

In April 2015, Jenner — who earned a gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympic games in Montreal — told Diane Sawyer in a 20/20 interview that he had always been confused about his gender identity.

“I am a woman,” Jenner said at the time. “It’s not like I’ve been dressing up like a woman, it’s like I’ve spent my whole life dressing like a man.”

“I just want to have all the right parts,” Jenner reportedly writes. “I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

Report: Caitlyn Jenner Feels 'Liberated' after Sex Reassignment Surgery (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/04/10/report-caitlyn-jenner-underwent-sex-reassignment-surgery/)

Uh huh...

...and Shepard Smith was fired from FNC...okaaaay...:leaving:

[Fasglas]

Depends on how you read the verse. God surely has made some mistakes if you're going to attribute everything (good and evil) to Him.


Genesis 18:1-33 - God Makes No Mistakes (http://www.bible.ca/ef/expository-genesis-18-1-33.htm)

[PLRX]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/61/48/14/614814850fd8027d65bdcfcd9e9e5d71.jpg

Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.:rofl::rofl:

That happened to a Marine in Tijuana. Once you tell a soul, it is no longer a secret. :funniest:

[OddBall]

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Define evil

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Define evil

Exactly. This shit could go back and forth all day. I could cherry pick scripture to prop up pretty much any opinion I'd like.

I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.

[Aerovette]

Gotta be like banging a wallet.

[Fasglas]

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Man has FREE WILL. Man's problems are caused by man. Don't blame God.

https://www.gotquestions.org/free-will.html

If “free will” means that God gives humans the opportunity to make choices that genuinely affect their destiny, then yes, human beings do have a free will... At the same time, our motives, desires, and actions are voluntary, and we are rightly held responsible for them.

[Craig]

...
I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.

I don't agree. We are created in His image. He didn't create us to be sinners. We're supposed to reject sin as He does. He forgives our sins if we repent. But, we're not the judge, He is. We're to love each other, we're all sinners, and one sin isn't worse than another.

[OddBall]

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Define evil

How many examples would you like?

Exactly. This shit could go back and forth all day. I could cherry pick scripture to prop up pretty much any opinion I'd like.

I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.

Well, the questions and their conclusions are of the indefinable.
The only sure definition of evil, is that it is not God, or of God.

But men are capable by choice to do good or evil. So evil can be of man as well as good can be of man. It's the choice that matters. Now, is that choice "evil"? Is that which is evil to me, evil to you? Going to find a lot of variety there. The men we consider evil that drove the planes into towers were a thousand percent convinced they were doing Gods work. We are a thousand percent sure that they were doing evil. Were they evil men? By my standard of good and evil they were; they sacrificed thousands of lives for their selfish "shortcut" into heaven. They didn't get to that conclusion overnight though, they had to have a lifetime of indoctrination and conditioning. So God and only God alone judges their souls. We however, can judge and condemn their actions as evil and fight the forces that made them what they were.

As NAV said, this could around in circles all day.

I just hope God doesn't toss a 10 mile wide meteor at us and decide to start over. Who could blame Him?

[04 commemorative]

Oyyyyyy

[OddBall]

Gotta be like banging a wallet.

:funnier:

It would still be crossing swords.

[SnikPlosskin]

Maybe I'm weird but I prefer my penis right side out.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

I don't agree. We are created in His image. He didn't create us to be sinners. We're supposed to reject sin as He does. He forgives our sins if we repent. But, we're not the judge, He is. We're to love each other, we're all sinners, and one sin isn't worse than another.

That's fine. You don't have to agree. :shrug:

[PLRX]

Have you guys seen the movie Predestination?

[WalkerInTN]

Brucilla is nothing but an attention whore. And now the parts match. :yesnod:

It just shows how pathetic society is when people like that keep making national news with crap like this. :nonod:

[Iron Chef]

Brucilla is nothing but an attention whore. And now the parts match. :yesnod:

It just shows how pathetic society is when people like that keep making national news with crap like this. :nonod:

:iagree:

Best post in the thread. Enough of this shit. What an insane society we've become.

[DAB]

evil, ignorant, and attention grabbing people get all the headlines, but the law abiding common man is ignored.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I wanna see it. The vag. I bet it's kinda grizzly and hot all at the same time.

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

[Aerovette]

I wanna see it. The vag. I bet it's kinda grizzly and hot all at the same time.

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

I'm going to guess it is dry as a popcorn fart and would feel about like sticking your junk in a day old tortilla. Best you can hope for is a few scar tissue speed bumps strategically placed inside for pleasure.

Probably a "Dry rub for meat" by the purest definition.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Foreign Policy experts and Religious Zealots.

We've got 'em all. :lol:

[MrPeabody]

I wanna see it. The vag. I bet it's kinda grizzly and hot all at the same time.

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

I thought your interest would be on the other side of things.:lol:

[vetteman9368]

I thought your interest would be on the other side of things.:lol:

His deviancy knows no bounds

[SnikPlosskin]

I'm going to guess it is dry as a popcorn fart and would feel about like sticking your junk in a day old tortilla. Best you can hope for is a few scar tissue speed bumps strategically placed inside for pleasure.

Probably a "Dry rub for meat" by the purest definition.

Dang it. Now you made me try the tortilla thing. Not good.

[Bill]

I wanna see it. The vag. I bet it's kinda grizzly and hot all at the same time.

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

Thomas,

You could be the first.....to go where no man has gone before:

2 Live Crew - Pop That Coochie 1991 XXX - YouTube

[Jeff '79]

Thomas,

You could be the first.....to go where no man has gone before:

2 Live Crew - Pop That Coochie 1991 XXX - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtN430l3qbo)

That video... :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Jeff '79]

I wanna see it. The vag. I bet it's kinda grizzly and hot all at the same time.

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

Not to worry, Hustler will probably be revived and have a huge spread for you.:puke:

[OddBall]

I wonder if he'll still have to, you know...adjust.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Thomas,

You could be the first.....to go where no man has gone before:

2 Live Crew - Pop That Coochie 1991 XXX - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtN430l3qbo)
Oh HELL yeah!
Not to worry, Hustler will probably be revived and have a huge spread for you.:puke:

Gimmie somma dat cocvag!

[04 commemorative]

So.....could you show it here being it's really not a real vagina?

Not that I want to see a mangina but.....I think most would agree it does sor of make you want to look before you turn away and :puke: like an accident scene if you would .:wow:

[Mike Mercury]

Bruce Jenner claimed he said

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/12/article-2502200-195DBC8B00000578-415_306x606.jpg
"feet don't fail me now"

what he was really thinking:

"vagina, start growing... now"









https://img.memesuper.com/66c3903a96571294ac03aad856b7fa60_bruce-jenner-memes-meme-bruce-jenner_630-419.jpeg

http://www.quotesmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/10408849_10202997987030796_5809192319906248376_n.jpg

[Bill]

He went from Wheaties to Fruit Loops. Never go full Fruit Loops.

[Z06David]

does his new vagina get hard??? :island14:

[Mike Mercury]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/17884120_10155019162906211_4110650942544004785_n1491935378.jpg

[DAB]

good news: no sewer backups! :flush:

[Jeff '79]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/17884120_10155019162906211_4110650942544004785_n1491935378.jpg

:rofl::rofl:

[OddBall]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/12/article-2502200-195DBC8B00000578-415_306x606.jpg



Second runner: I'm losing to this bitch?

[PLRX]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/17884120_10155019162906211_4110650942544004785_n1491935378.jpg

A camel toe is what banned me in the CF.

[PLRX]

some of you will check it out

Caitlyn Jenner to Do Nude Photo Shoot

Caitlyn Jenner to Do Nude Photo Shoot – Daily Headlines (http://dailyheadlines.net/2017/04/caitlyn-jenner-to-do-nude-photo-shoot/)

[Ol Timer]

From the article:

"Caitlyn Jenner, who has had a sex change operation is now planning a nude photo shoot to show off her new body. Yeah, like anyone is going to buy a magazine so they can see a 67 year old freakozoid in the buff. This will be an embarrassment to his/her family and that’s saying something considering how little seems to embarrass the Kardashians."

:needcoffee:

[04 commemorative]

Sick world we live in

[Jobaka]

some of you will check it out




I won't look, but I'll be checking back here, eagerly awaiting Thomas' review. :Jeff '79:

[99 pewtercoupe]

World Class Attention Whore

Must have some really strong unmet needs :ack:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I won't look, but I'll be checking back here, eagerly awaiting Thomas' review. :Jeff '79:

I can't WAIT to see this. I've been helicoptering my dong all day. Probably sucks dick like a Llama though. All spit. No swallow.

[PLRX]

World Class Attention Whore

Must have some really strong unmet needs :ack:

True, I hope she doesn't die with unfinished business, last thing the world need is the ghost of C. Jenner.

[99 pewtercoupe]

True, I hope she doesn't die with unfinished business, last thing the world need is the ghost of C. Jenner.

Well we know Thomas is ready to step in and fill any of her/his needs. Since Hillary tossed him like a spooged Kleenex, he has been looking for new action.