Crops ruined by weather. (vid)

[69camfrk]

What the hell are we going to do with this kind of devastation? Hope the farmers can pull out of this one.:sadangel:

https://youtu.be/yflTu150QZw

[wwomanC6]

:rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

Turrr-a-ble....just terrble man.

[mrvette]

:rofl:

Wife sez if it's on the .net, it has to be true!!!:dance:

[69camfrk]

Turrr-a-ble....just terrble man.

Someone had put that on Linkedin. I belly laughed. I wonder how many people out there think it is real...You know there will be a few. Damn bitter marshmallows!!!:rofl:

[DAB]

my spaghetti tree died last fall.

[DAB]

and how about the children....no 'smores, no proper hot chocolate and marshmallows.....it's just sad.

[DAB]

my spaghetti tree died last fall.

turns out that you can't plant tomatoes too close to spaghetti trees, or you get marinara blight.

[69camfrk]

turns out that you can't plant tomatoes too close to spaghetti trees, or you get marinara blight.

Sounds serious....:rofl:

[DAB]

Sounds serious....:rofl:

very. kills the spaghetti trees, they take 2 years to mature and start yielding a crop, and you also lose the tomatoes, and worse of all, the soil is left barren, so you can't even plant there for 2 more years.

cost me a fortune.

you can't just go to home depot and buy spaghetti trees. even monsanto doesn't sell them. you have to know a guy. it's a grafted crop. very time consuming.

[lspencer534]

very. kills the spaghetti trees, they take 2 years to mature and start yielding a crop, and you also lose the tomatoes, and worse of all, the soil is left barren, so you can't even plant there for 2 more years.

cost me a fortune.

you can't just go to home depot and buy spaghetti trees. even monsanto doesn't sell them. you have to know a guy. it's a grafted crop. very time consuming.

I have a source...but they ain't cheap. Interested?

[DAB]

I have a source...but they ain't cheap. Interested?

nah, i'm moving on to other things.

chinchilla ranch.

women love fur coats, but the PETA weenies get their panties in a wad when you start trapping beavers and clubbing fur seals. the fur is just as nice, but you need like 150 to make a decent pimp coat, but they breed like rabbits. so as long as you can provide enough space, keep them fed and watered, and keep the predators at bay, you can turn a nice little profit. and the meat is pretty tasty, so i'm also opening a road side diner. good, filling, nutritious meals at an affordable price. the bones are so small, that you just cook the whole critter, deep fry actually after flattening with a skillet, and serve on a whole wheat bun with a side of cole slaw. good eats.

:dance::rofl:

[Blue Demon]

my spaghetti tree died last fall.


Did it just pasta away

[DAB]

Did it just pasta away

pretty much.

but all is not lost!

you can burn the wood, it's too toxic for woodworking, worse then wenge, and it gives good heat and smells like garlic, so you keep the vampires away.

[snide]

:funnier:

[Bill]

This is why you buy federally subsidized crop insurance.


Federal Crop Insurance Corporation (FCIC) (http://www.rma.usda.gov/FCIC/)

[DAB]

:funnier:

laughing?!! this is serious bidness. i'm trying to make a living by killing critters and selling everything except the "eeep" noise they make...all day long....

[OddBall]

It ain't funny. There is already a marshmallow black market that has led to turf wars between the Campfire Girls and the Girl Scouts. Let me tell ya, those little bitches are vicious! Just one of them infected a whole troop of Cub Scouts with cooties.

[DAB]

just yesterday, on entering the mall, some sketchy woman in yoga pants approaches me and whispers "hey, you want some thin mints"?

i'm pretty sure she's working for a large, multi-national cartel, and is only a lower level courier, but she was quite INTENSE, way more than you would expect for a cookie momma. and she had this gang of little girls, all doing the look out dance, watching for the blues.

i ran!