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Petew1971
03-21-2011, 7:49pm
not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.
Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?
seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
Jeff '79
03-21-2011, 7:50pm
Rub it....Of course not....Rosie palm and the palmettes will always be at your side.
Petew1971
03-21-2011, 7:51pm
even if you fkd your wife every different position on the planet, youre still tappin the same poon
sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
truckindj
03-21-2011, 7:51pm
its hard
Petew1971
03-21-2011, 7:52pm
its hard
I dunno if I could do it
Blademaker
03-21-2011, 7:52pm
Almost 32 years ago, I made a commitment, to love, honor, and cherish, until death do us part.
My wife made a commitment to love, honor, and obey, until death do us part.
I still love my wife dearly, but that obey part flew straight out the fukkin' window.
Be advised.
even if you fkd your wife every different position on the planet, youre still tappin the same poon
sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
:above:
Jeff '79
03-21-2011, 7:53pm
Almost 32 years ago, I made a commitment, to love, honor, and cherish, until death do us part.
My wife made a commitment to love, honor, and obey, until death do us part.
I still love my wife dearly, but that obey part flew straight out the fukkin' window.
Be advised.
:rofl:...Me too...
xXBUDXx
03-21-2011, 7:53pm
Yeah, but what if you died tomorrow? Wouldn't it be better to die happy?
(before you start, no, I don't want to get married and I didn't grow a vagina. If I did, I would've posted pics.................of the bride-to-be)
xXBUDXx
03-21-2011, 7:54pm
sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
My witty comments are worth at least half of that. :waiting:
themonk
03-21-2011, 7:55pm
just put lipstick on her butt.
Marriages based on just sex never last.
even if you fkd your wife every different position on the planet, youre still tappin the same poon
sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
You're welcome.
Jeff '79
03-21-2011, 7:57pm
You're welcome.
Ditto
Blademaker
03-21-2011, 7:58pm
My wife is the reason I'm not doing hard time.
Serious
Jeff '79
03-21-2011, 8:00pm
My wife is the reason I'm not doing hard time.
Serious
What did you do anyway ? That's the 2nd reference of that nature that I heard from you.....At least you can make a mean shank...:D
My wife is the reason I'm not doing hard time.
Serious
So...you're talking about hard time as in jail....or as in you don't find her attractive................? :shots: :leaving:
Blademaker
03-21-2011, 8:03pm
What did you do anyway ? That's the 2nd reference of that nature that I heard from you.....At least you can make a mean shank...:D
(Sigh) A lotta my family lost good money betting that I would either be dead or doing hard time by the time I was 25.
They lost.
Nothing I would put on a public forum
I dunno if I could do it
Then why do it? Maybe some day you will change your mind, but if you don't and as long as you are happy, keep doing what you're doing. It would be much better to stay single than to say you're going to commit to someone and then keep doing what you're doing. Of course you could always meet and marry a woman that prefers an "open" marriage which might just work well for you.
Blademaker
03-21-2011, 8:04pm
So...you're talking about hard time as in jail....or as in you don't find her attractive................? :shots: :leaving:
Prison
Prison
I figured as such, just wanted an extra bb5 :cheers:
xXBUDXx
03-21-2011, 8:07pm
(Sigh) A lotta my family lost good money betting that I would either be dead or doing hard time by the time I was 25.
They lost.
Nothing I would put on a public forum
I'm guessing all the local gazebo owners swore out an order of protection against you. :D
Blademaker
03-21-2011, 8:08pm
I'm guessing all the local gazebo owners swore out an order of protection against you. :D
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
MrPeabody
03-21-2011, 8:13pm
It wouldn't have worked for me in my younger days, I didn't get married until my 40s. I was getting sick of any chick I dated having a bunch of rugrats from other guys. By the time I met my wife her kids were grown and out of the house.
Broken Wind
03-21-2011, 8:14pm
Marriages based on just sex never last.
True, for the most part.
HeatherO
03-21-2011, 8:29pm
please don't ever get married :lol:
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 8:36pm
its hard
What is, your hootis or being married?
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 8:37pm
So what you are saying is you were not married when you had your daughter?
not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.
Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?
seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 8:40pm
You're welcome.
You're enabling one of his many addictions.
You're enabling one of his many addictions.
And your avatar is enabling one of mine........... Sorry, what were you saying?
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 8:45pm
And your avatar is enabling one of mine........... Sorry, what were you saying?
Would you prefer a little more skin?
Would you prefer a little more skin?
I have a y chromosome...so yes :dance:
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 8:48pm
And your avatar is enabling one of mine........... Sorry, what were you saying?
Seriously I've always wanted to ask but are you a doctor of some sort?
Seriously I've always wanted to ask but are you a doctor of some sort?
Dentist :cheers:
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 9:08pm
Dentist :cheers:
Close enough.
not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.
Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?
seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
Well, NO. The sex runs out before your end of life.
Would you prefer a little more skin?
Of course. Who is she?:cheers:
OddBall
03-21-2011, 9:41pm
not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.
Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?
seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
From what I hear; If you get married, the sex is so few and far between that it seems like you're getting some strange anyway.
oahuyahoo
03-21-2011, 9:43pm
From what I hear; If you get married, the sex is so few and far between that it seems like you're getting some strange anyway.
/thread
Uncle Pervey
03-21-2011, 9:49pm
From what I hear; If you get married, the sex is so few and far between that it seems like you're getting some strange anyway.
/QFTMFT :yesnod:
kylebuck
03-21-2011, 11:06pm
so the moral of the story is not to get married?
NeedSpeed
03-21-2011, 11:41pm
If this one don't work, I just may hoe out and hope I die early. :leaving:
not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.
Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?
seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
mentally no physically yes. Can't eat lobster everyday you'll get sick of it. Eventually you'll want something off the dollar menu. Women need to understand that guys think about other women when he's holding hands with you. They can also be thinking about other women when having sex. And women think about other men that can swoop them off their feet.
so the moral of the story is not to get married?
only if you enjoy getting laid, having freedom, being happy, etc.
VatorMan
03-22-2011, 8:40am
I just substitute racing, SCUBA and motorcycles for sex. Each one of those last longer than sex. :lol:
Man's got to have priorities.
VetteBoy1979
03-22-2011, 8:53am
It's a tough thing to wrap your head around regardless of your background, upbringing, etc. Been married almost 1.5 years, and well...I can just take it day by day. Some days it's great, but others....well. Just gotta remember the fun times, I guess, and hope you have more in the future.
Bucwheat
03-22-2011, 8:56am
You have to get it all out of your system when you are young,bang as many as you can,ware that thing out before you get married. :D
Entropy
03-22-2011, 9:58am
Almost 32 years ago, I made a commitment, to love, honor, and cherish, until death do us part.
My wife made a commitment to love, honor, and obey, until death do us part.
I still love my wife dearly, but that obey part flew straight out the fukkin' window.
Be advised.
I prefer to think of marriage as a meeting of equals, I don't subscribe to a Leviticus type interpretation.
VatorMan
03-22-2011, 10:04am
I prefer to think of marriage as a meeting of equals, I don't subscribe to a Leviticus type interpretation.
Commonly referred to as "She wears the pants in this relationship." :lol:
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