Wife asked......

[mrvette]

I have been sick with flu or cold, for several daze on top of my drippy nose/eyes in winter, so I went to bathroom on way down the hall and blew out about a serving spoon size load of snot, so I told her about it......


:dance::issues: guess I don't need be so honest all the time.....:lol:

[Mike Mercury]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/wife-decided-to-read-shades-of-grey-only-while-she-was-stoned-i-havent-read-the-book-but-i-ima-right-73586.png

[04 commemorative]

what color was it ?:confused5::willy:
And did you want her to :hump: after hearing that? :willy::lol:

[Mike Mercury]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c7/c7735fb9546cdc8c26950ed0c075492b37f7fbdf18d1a5b82c2c4bf8c3527fb6.jpg

[snide]

The wife has been coughing up phlegmballs all week. :ack:

[04 commemorative]

interesting

[Olustee bus]

I am enjoying the hell out of this topic, Thanks man.

[OldSarge]

Don't be afraid of the " booger man "

[mrvette]

Don't be afraid of the " booger man "

SNOT funny!!!! damnit.......:shots:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

A thread of mucous......

Mucous Mem-brain...

[MrPeabody]

It's different being married to a nurse. When I am coming down with something and blow my nose, my wife asks what color it is.:leaving:

[snide]

It's different being married to a nurse. When I am coming down with something and blow my nose, my wife asks what color it is.:leaving:

The wife tells me her snot is green. What does that mean? :bigears:

[Thunder22]

so after the wife thought it was boring/TMI your first thought was "hmmm, let me try a broader audience"?

smh

[MrPeabody]

The wife tells me her snot is green. What does that mean? :bigears:

Hell if I know.:lol:

[Thunder22]

The wife tells me her snot is green. What does that mean? :bigears:

Don't bang the wife without a condom :)

[mrvette]

I hacked some up this AM, yellow/green but the nose is just clear water, but it's been rough with my constant nose/eyes running for weeks now...more like months.....I thinking CAT allergies......

because cats not around when sleeping, and it's less then in the AM....starting soon as i set in chair and look at computer.....

which don't explain the runny nose.....:sadangel:

[MrPeabody]

Take some Benadryl. That will help with the runny nose.:yesnod:

[mrvette]

Take some Benadryl. That will help with the runny nose.:yesnod:

Puts me to sleep, and not all that much relief......:issues:

[MrPeabody]

Puts me to sleep, and not all that much relief......:issues:

For you, maybe not. But think about us.:hide:

[04 commemorative]

Puts me to sleep, and not all that much relief......:issues:

Try this :joebuck:

[OddBall]

Try this :joebuck:

Different head, different snot

[snide]

Don't bang the wife without a condom :)

Oops. Forgot to wear one the last time I banged your wife. Sorry about that.

[OddBall]

Oops. Forgot to wear one the last time I banged your wife. Sorry about that.

Don't worry, it snot your kid.

[Thunder22]

Oops. Forgot to wear one the last time I banged your wife. Sorry about that.

hahaha, wow, i didn't know you were such a sensitive little bitch :) :rofl::rofl:

[69camfrk]

SNOT funny!!!! damnit.......:shots:

You're killin' me Smalls!!:lol:

[snide]

hahaha, wow, i didn't know you were such a sensitive little bitch :) :rofl::rofl:

The joke is on you. Still. :D

:cheers:

[Thunder22]

The joke is on you. Still. :D

:cheers:

when your dick falls off we'll see who the joke is on

:cert::cert:

[Milton Fox]

http://www.taraburner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/roundabout.jpg