A Quatrain

[StaticCling]

If a parsley farmer ever gets sued
Can they legally garnish his wages
Well that's enough of this silly talk
At times I go through these phases

[OddBall]

Beets me.

[Millenium Vette]

Lettuce stop this silliness

[OddBall]

Lettuce stop this silliness

Lest we all turnip silly.

[mrvette]

Lettuce stop this silliness

Honeymoon salad.........


Lettuce alone......


:seasix:

[OddBall]

Confucius say: "Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

[simpleman68]

A great album if there are any fans out there. :dance:
Scott

3JLutizc4bM

[Olustee bus]

Lest we all turnip silly.

not nessa celery so.

[FasterTraffic]

not nessa celery so.

If these puns get much worse, someone is liable to kale you.

[snide]

Two crackers walked into a bar. One was a salted.

[StaticCling]

Two crackers walked into a bar. One was a salted.

Sounds like he had a chip on his shoulder?

[Aerovette]

Supermarket Puns - YouTube
Supermarket Puns (Part 4) - YouTube
Supermarket Puns (Part 6) - YouTube

[Fasglas]

If these puns get much worse, someone is liable to kale you.

Yep, Artichoke ya...

[FasterTraffic]

Yep, Artichoke ya...

Historically speaking, the punishment for bad puns is being strapped down under a boulder and they squash you until your extremities spring a leek.

[StaticCling]

Historically speaking, the punishment for bad puns is being strapped down under a boulder and they squash you until your extremities spring a leek.

Back then, encouraging people not to engage in that activity to begin with would have been sage advice...

[Aerovette]

Back then, encouraging people not to engage in that activity to begin with would have been sage advice...

I figured someone would mention sage in a parsley post, given enough thyme, but I figured it would be Rosemary.

Simon & Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair (Full Version) Lyrics - YouTube

[StaticCling]

I figured someone would mention sage in a parsley post, given enough thyme, but I figured it would be Rosemary.

Simon & Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair (Full Version) Lyrics - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug)

I had a friend that cut his head, cut it wide open. I told him, "That's gonna Scarborough."

[Aerovette]

I had a friend that cut his head, cut it wide open. I told him, "That's gonna Scarborough."

:seasix: :clap:

[OddBall]

Olive the puns are the pits.

[Milton Fox]

I was enjoying the mixed assortment of nuts until that one guy turniped. :island14: