A poem...

[lspencer534]

"I was ripped from my home.
I was tied up and sold on the street.
I was dragged into a strange room.
I was made to stand in cold water.
I had weights attached to every limb.
I was wrapped in burning heat lamps.
I was left to die slowly in the corner.
My captors just stared at me and smiled."

--If a Christmas tree could speak.

[marrepka]

Green Lives Matter?

[lspencer534]

Green Lives Matter?

I just hope that one day it's not shown that plants experience pain.

[markids77]

I'm pretty sure my fake tree is already dead.

[DAB]

reminds me, need to water our artificial tree today. :DAB::slap:

[Jobaka]

reminds me, need to water our artificial tree today. :DAB::slap:

With artificial water, of course.

[DAB]

With artificial water, of course.

i have some freeze dried water. supposed to last at least 25 years. just add water and heat and it's ready to use........ :kick:

[Aerovette]

i have some freeze dried water. supposed to last at least 25 years. just add water and heat and it's ready to use........ :kick:

Do not over-heat. My whole stash vaporized.

[DAB]

Do not over-heat. My whole stash vaporized.

it's best to have a professional do this for you. surely you don't think you are qualified to boil water, do you?

[Aerovette]

it's best to have a professional do this for you. surely you don't think you are qualified to boil water, do you?

Your comment's got me steamed. :mad:

:Jeff '79: :Jeff '79:

[OddBall]

it's best to have a professional do this for you. surely you don't think you are qualified to boil water, do you?

:iagree: Very easy to burn water if you aren't paying attention.

[lspencer534]

:iagree: Very easy to burn water if you aren't paying attention.

But a watched pot never boils.

[OddBall]

But a watched pot never boils.

True. But I was talking about frying it.

[Aerovette]

True. But I was talking about frying it.

Never deep-fry your water.

[DAB]

It's best to bake it.

1 gallon, 425F, 20 min.