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Friends, we live in dark times. :sadangel:
Famine and poverty in South America.
Islam and violence in the Middle East.
Communism and Oppression in Asia.
Gang Violence in OUR OWN BACK YARDS !!!
But there is a solution. A cure for disease, a fix for hunger, an elixir that can heal the world . . .
THE WORD OF OUR LORD !!!!!
DO NOT risk your VERY SOUL !!! Turn away from your heathen ways TODAY and JOIN the Church of the Lukumi Babalu Aye !!!
Help spread the word and heal the world.
Right now, you small Barn Buck donation of just $500 Barn Bucks can help to spiritually nourish THE WORLD.
Won't someone help?
Won't YOU help? :sadangel:
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Blademaker
03-16-2011, 12:35pm
And you have donated how much?
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I have pledged ALL of my Barn Bucks to the cause friend.
send $500 BB to my account, and help others. :sadangel:
OddBall
03-16-2011, 12:41pm
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oahuyahoo
03-16-2011, 12:45pm
Dude, you need more help than anybody here can give. May I suggest your friendly neighborhood insane asylum.
Meeko87
03-16-2011, 12:45pm
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GEODON
03-16-2011, 12:46pm
You want to stop world hunger stop sending them food. Instead send a bunch of Uhauls and luggage. You know we been driving here everyday for the past 40yrs and it occured to us there wouldn't be world hunger if you people would live WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! YOU LIVE IN A FUC*IN DESERT!! THERE'S NO FOOD HERE!!! YOU LIVE ON FU**ING SAND. You know what it will be in 100yrs? IT'LL BE FU**ING SAND. ONE TRIP I'LL TAKE YOU AND YOUR KIDS WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! FU** WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Sam Kinison :sadangel:
You want to stop world hunger stop sending them food. Instead send a bunch of Uhauls and luggage. You know we been driving here everyday for the past 40yrs and it occured to us there wouldn't be world hunger if you people would live WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! YOU LIVE IN A FUC*IN DESERT!! THERE'S NO FOOD HERE!!! YOU LIVE ON FU**ING SAND. You know what it will be in 100yrs? IT'LL BE FU**ING SAND. ONE TRIP I'LL TAKE YOU AND YOUR KIDS WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! FU** WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Sam Kinison :sadangel:
Soothe your anger brother. Donate to the cause. $500 Barn Bucks. :sadangel:
Soothe your anger brother. Donate to the cause. $500 Barn Bucks. :sadangel:
So, it seems that whatever the issue is your flock is having trouble with is, the solution is always the same: send barn bucks.
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oahuyahoo
03-16-2011, 1:01pm
So, it seems that whatever the issue is your flock is having trouble with is, the solution is always the same: send barn bucks.
Sounds familiar:
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I was standing behind her in line at a grocery store one afternoon, she could knock an elephant down with her eyelashes and you could scrape her makeup off with a spatula.
Friends, we have been sending missionaries to the Godless island of Japan with little to no success for years now! So ingrained is their deviant behavior that we've been fortunate that our brave God-Soldiers haven't been held down and tortured with hentai.
Well, as we know, the Lord has just sent Japan a well-deserved wake up call in the form of two powerful earthquakes and a mighty tsunami! Now is the time to STRIKE while the IRON IS HOT!
We have assembled three teams of Emergency Rescue Missionaries, each led by seasoned Barn Buck Tithers, to get in and bring Japan what it needs most in this time of crisis - the WORD OF GOD!!!
There are two things our ERM teams needs RIGHT NOW - prayers and Barn Buck donations. Please submit your Barn Buck donations.
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Thank you, and God bless.
jaxgator
03-16-2011, 1:16pm
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Praise be brothers and sisters! Thanks to the Church of the Lukumi Babalu Aye Missionary Program, God's truth is spreading throughout the world, even into the corners of communist Russia! Can someone please shout GLORY!?
Third of Russians think sun spins round Earth?
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Does the sun revolve around the Earth? One in every three Russians thinks so, a spokeswoman for state pollster VsTIOM said on Friday.
In a survey released this week, 32 percent of Russians believed the Earth was the center of the Solar system; 55 percent that all radioactivity is man-made; and 29 percent that the first humans lived when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth.
"It's really quite amazing," spokeswoman Olga Kamenchuk said of the survey that polled 1,600 people across Russia's regions in January, with a 3.4-percent margin of error.
"All of them (the questions) were absolutely obvious... the data speaks of the low levels of education in the country."
However, people tend to forget what they have been taught at school if it is not part of daily use, she added: "I wonder whether our colleagues in other countries would find any different."
The study also found that women were more likely than men to believe the scientific fallacies.
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Dear Friends,
I beg you not to buy into the pernicious and decidedly Canadian lie that the world is divided into different "time zones," and that the clock can be pushed back and forth like a five dollar harlot at a Kennedy compound reunion.
Verily I say unto you, the entire world is on Church of the Lukumi Babalu Aye time. When it is midnight in here, the New Year starts all over the world. Why on earth would we permit nations of lesser peoples set our clocks? This is just part and parcel of the PC-fascism which says that everyone's opinions and customs are as valid as everyone else's.
And God says when it is midnight, and one, and two, and three o'clock. So-called "daylight savings time" is nothing more than spitting in the face of He Who Ordained the Boundaries of the World, flipping the finger at our Divine Clockmaker.
Well...
God is not mocked.
-Yours in Him-
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In a long awaited return to Biblical law, a judge has ruled that a woman who accused a man of raping her is actually the one to blame because she was dressed like a complete whore and was asking for it. Now, while those of us who understand the Bible and its teachings on the matter of rape and modesty, this is not a shock. What IS a shock is that it was a Canadian judge who ruled this way. While I would normally discount anything a hockey-playing, round-bacon-eating, flappy-headed Canadian says, there ARE a few True Belivers™ everywhere in the world, cut off from the good people in the USA, spreading God’s word. It looks like we have found one to lead the way from the Canadian bench. We can only hope that all US judges will follow this noble lead.
I will admit that the issue of rape and guilt is a BIT complex for non-Biblical scholars, so I think it best to do a primer on rape before I delve into the judge’s ruling. We know from the Bible that:
1) Rape is often a crime committed by females against men for which the women should be punished
2) Sometimes rape of innocent women can be used by God to punish men
3) Rape is often a tool of God's mercy and love
4) Because of all of this, God has strict rules about how men, and especially women, should behave.
I shall prove these points first, and then discuss the Godly judge who is striving to bring the Lord's Will to the justice systems of the world.
RAPE IS OFTEN A CRIME COMMITTED BY FEMALES AGAINST MEN
As we all know, the Bible shows us that rape is often a crime committed by harlots who go about town dressed like whores. If you doubt this, note that the Law clearly states that in such situations, such women are to be put to death:
Deuteronomy 22:23-24 (King James Version)
23If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; 24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
Clearly, this is a crime committed by this woman against her husband. As such, she is to be put to death in God’s sight. Notice, however, that in this case, it is not just the slut who dressed provocatively who is stoned to death. The man is also executed. Why? The feminazi atheists would have us believe it is simply because he raped her. Not so! It is for the same reason that the woman was killed: they BOTH caused the husband’s property to become completely ruined. It is because the rapist has ruined another man’s property that he is to be stoned to death. If you doubt this, consider the alternative:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
You see the difference? The man who raped a harlot who was already married to another man gets executed. The man who rapes a unwed virgin only has to pay a fine and then marry his newly found blushing bride! God is surely a just and wise Lord!
SOMETIMES RAPE OF INNOCENT WOMEN CAN BE USED BY GOD TO PUNISH MEN
Sticking with the theme discussed above, God also shows us that the act of rape is a punishment for MEN and not always a punishment for women. For example, God punishes a husband of several women by having them raped in front of everyone:
2 Samuel 12:11-14 (King James Version)
11Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun. 12For thou didst it secretly: but I will do this thing before all Israel, and before the sun. 13And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die. 14Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.
The lessons of 2 Samuel are obvious:
1) God’s taking of these women, who have done nothing wrong, and having another man rape them is surely a punishment for husband and has nothing to do with the multiple innocent women God causes to be raped in broad daylight. The totally innocent women who were brought to the rapist by God against their will are tools of God's will and should be grateful that they were chosen by God as vessels of his actions and love for mankind.
2) Rape is not that big a deal. Note how the rape of the women is not punishment enough for this man? God kills the newborn, too. If rape were a big deal, God would not have been forced to kill the baby to punish the father.
GOD OFTEN USES RAPE AS AN ACT OF MERCY AND AS A TOOL OF HIS WILL
God often commands that his people rape the women of conquered lands. (Judges 21:10-24, Numbers 31:7-18, Deuteronomy 20:10-14, Deuteronomy 21:10-14, Judges 5:30, Zechariah 14:1-2, to name a few.)
Obviously, when God leads his people to destroy their enemies, killing EVERYONE would leave no-one behind. With no-one behind, there would be no evil-doers left to tell the cautionary tale of how the ways of their sinful cities brought God's wrath upon them. So, God, in his wisdom and love, leaves some women, usually only the virgins, alive to be repeatedly raped, usually just after they have seen all of their friends and family slaughtered in front of their own eyes. Isn't that beautiful? Rape serves as a punishment but also as an act of mercy! God always has a plan!
BECAUSE OF ALL OF THIS, GOD HAS STRICT RULES ABOUT HOW MEN, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, SHOULD BEHAVE
With all of these different uses of rape, how can we tell when the rape is a crime to be punished (by killing the trollop or by forcing the man to marry her) or an act of God’s will to be revered as a great lesson or some other act? Fortunately, God has given us a useful tool in figuring this out: our clothing! He focuses on our apparel as the main way to ensure that any raping that goes on is not a crime of men but God’s will.
The Bible shows that women are aroused by physical stimulation and that, therefore, touching of women by men should be avoided:
1 Corinthians 7
1Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
The Bible also makes it clear that men are aroused by visual stimulation:
Matthew 5:28 (King James Version)
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Therefore, God has given certain commands to men and women regarding this so they will not stimulate each other.
1) Men are not to touch women so as to not provide physical stimulation. (1 Cor 7:1, above)
2) Women are to dress modestly to as not to provide visual stimulation:
1 Timothy 2:9 (King James Version)
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
So while a woman is commanded to dress a certain way so the man is not stimulated, the man is commanded to act a certain way, to behave a certain way, so the woman is not stimulated. God then makes it clear that we shall not mix these up:
Deuteronomy 22:5 (King James Version)
5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
All of the Scripture, when viewed together and in context shows that God is protecting us from our own sinful instincts and giving us tools to figure out that type of rape we are dealing with. Since God has made it clear how we are to dress, if we violate the Divine Dress Code, we are to blame for what happens. That is to say that while God DOES use rape as a tool for his will, and it is SOMETIMES a crime perpetrated by a man, it can often be a crime of wrongful dressing perpetrated by the woman.
Therefore, when a rape occurs, the ONLY question for our judges is “What was the woman wearing?”
If she was not following God’s law, it is clear that she is to blame because she violated 1 Timothy 2:9.
This leads us, at long last, to this wonderful news piece. A judge has ruled that a woman who claimed she was raped is to blame because of the way she was dressed:
YouTube - Judge Rules Rape Victim Partly To Blame Because Of The Way She Was Dressed
Interesting observations here:
Why is it always the case that the women in the press complaining about this type of ruling are always complete uggos who don’t have to worry about being raped at all? I suspect it is because they like to THINK they are hotties and that this is something that they have to worry about. As if!
As I mentioned, the judge who ruled that the harlot had it coming because she dressed like a tramp is Canadian.
We need to fund this man in an effort to get him to give continuing education lessons to all U.S. judges so that they may better understand the Biblical law which we all realize our laws are based upon.
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Brothers and Sisters of the Church,
Recently I visited the website of CARM (Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry), to search for interesting, new theological insights. As usual, some articles were demonic and reprehensible, while others were Godly and brimming with Truth.
However, one in particular caught my attention:
(Deuteronomy 2:33-34) - "And the Lord our God delivered him over to us; and we defeated him with his sons and all his people. 34So we captured all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, women and children of every city. We left no survivor."
The command by God to kill all inside a city is seen by many to be immoral and a demonstration that the Bible is not true. But, we must examine the issue in light of its context, its biblical context, not in light of present day, non-Christian assumptions. If we want to see if it is moral or not, we must know which morals are in question.
What the author of this article forgets to mention that the assumption that "because God does something which would be "evil," He therefore can't exist" is a fallacy, as God's existence is, in principle, independent from His Moral Behavior.
But for the rest, I agree with the author here. Of course, when you apply modern "morals" to the Bible, the Bible becomes reprehensible; but then we forget that modern "morals" are result of humanistic "enlightened" thinking, specifically designed to mock God's Word.
That's why evil doctrines like the demonic Geneva Convention are so completely opposed to Biblical Morality: they are the product of a culture which desires to mock God, and one example is the condemnation of genocide as an evil thing. God doesn't think it is evil, so neither do I. To explain this, let's read further:
First of all, the context of this verse is dealing with the wickedness of the Amorite king Sihon of Hesbon, a city of the Amorites (Num. 21:25). They were a wicked people (Gen. 15:16; 2 Kings 21:11). When the Israelites wanted to pass through their land during their exodus from Egypt, the Amorites refused them safe passage and attacked the Israelites. However, they were soundly defeated by Israel (Num. 21:21-31). It is in this context that God delivered them over to the Israelites; that is, in the context of the battle.
Why would the decision of the Amorites be so serious to God that He would have all their people wiped out? The answer is simple. God tells the Israelites why the people were destroyed. It was because of the wickedness of the Amorite people.
"It is not for your righteousness or for the uprightness of your heart that you are going to possess their land, but it is because of the wickedness of these nations that the Lord your God is driving them out before you, in order to confirm the oath which the Lord swore to your fathers, to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob," (Deut. 9:5).
God has declared that the Amorite people deserved to die because of their sins. They remained unrepentant (unlike Nineveh) and the righteous wrath of God fell upon them via the Israelites. Since all are sinners, all deserve to die. They were no exception. Nevertheless, God is merciful by allowing them to live. In the case of the Amorites, God was gracious to them by letting them live and enjoy life with its generic blessings from God (provision of rain, sun, water, etc.), while He encouraged them to repent of their sins. They refused to turn from their immorality and were finally wiped out.
The author does really well here, in describing the Patience and Mercy of the Lord. You see, God doesn't order genocide without reason: the Amorites got it coming. The Amorites committed the Sin of not worshiping Yahweh, while it was Yahweh who provided them with rain and water, and who created the sun on Day 4 of Creation.
And as the author rightly remarks, all deserve to die:
Romans 3:23:
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God
Romans 6:23:
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life
Note that God doesn't exclude anybody here. Many fluffy-bunny liberal Christians like to believe that babies and little children are innocent and have not sinned, but the Bible doesn't support this ridiculous assertion anywhere. So, everyone on this planet deserves death, also the babies, little children, unborn babies and mentally disabled people.
But here both is the crown jewel of this great article, as well as the point I disagree strongest with:
Also, the death of a child might be a very merciful thing because had the child grown up in the sin of the Amorite culture, it would surely have suffered the eternal wrath of God. If the "age of accountability" notion is correct, then God delivered them into His hands and it is possible that by this they were spared eternal damnation.
The final and most important reason for their destruction is that God needed to keep the messianic line pure so that Jesus could be born and thereby redeem His people so that believers could go to heaven. Without Jesus' sacrifice, all would be damned. If the Amorites were allowed to live, surely they would have influence the Jewish nation in a harmful way thereby threatening the arrival of the Messiah. Therefore, God in His righteous judgment executed judgment upon them.
First of all, the notion of the "age of accountability" (which says that little children or retards are sinless) is heresy, plain and simple. Scripture never supports such a notion, and even contradicts it:
Psalm 51:5:
Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.
Psalm 58:3:
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
However, the truth is that these children wouldn't have a happy life, as they would grow up in the sin of the Amorites. So, by slaughtering them, they are spared a life full of sin, pain and unhappiness, so that only an Afterlife of sin, pain and unhappiness remains. Truly, Our Lord is merciful in ordering the genocide of these people. Praise Be!
The second part is probably even more important here. The Amorites no doubt would have had a bad influence on the Israelites, and cause them to worship idols, and their seed would intermingle with the seed of Israel, which is prohibited by the Law:
Deuteronomy 7:1-3:
When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou; And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
God had decided that the Israelite race was above all others, because the Messiah would be born in the race of the Israelites:
Deuteronomy 10:15:
Only the LORD had a delight in thy fathers to love them, and he chose their seed after them, even you above all people, as it is this day.
Therefore, to prevent future contamination of both the seed of Israel and the minds of the Israelites, the genocide on the Amorites was necessary.
Note that, if you were a True Believer™, you wouldn't have doubted the righteousness of this genocide in the first place, as God is Love (1 John 4:8), which justifies it. I am mainly addressing the hypocritical false Christians, who cherry-pick the nice parts of the Bible and ignore the harsher parts, to make the Bible agree with their "enlightened" humanistic worldviews. I hope I have clearly shown that this position is untenable.
I would like to conclude by praising God for His Love and His Justice, like Jeremiah did:
Jeremiah 32:18:
Thou shewest lovingkindness unto thousands, and recompensest the iniquity of the fathers into the bosom of their children after them: the Great, the Mighty God, the LORD of hosts, is his name.
DJ_Critterus
03-18-2011, 10:51pm
Screw the OP's church and his harlots. Donate here (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/10340-pics-help-kitten-get-home-please.html) to help out these poor kittens that still don't have a home. :cheers:
Thanks,
DJ
Screw the OP's church and his harlots. Donate here (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/10340-pics-help-kitten-get-home-please.html) to help out these poor kittens that still don't have a home. :cheers:
Thanks,
DJ
Ignore this heathen profligate. Kittens are minions of SATAN !!!
Screw the OP's church and his harlots. Donate here (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/10340-pics-help-kitten-get-home-please.html) to help out these poor kittens that still don't have a home. :cheers:
Thanks,
DJ
Nooooo! Pick me. Pick me!!!
C5Nate
03-18-2011, 11:00pm
One of the JPGS is infected.
VirusScan Alert! Your PC has been infected by malware or an unwanted program.
One of the JPGS is infected
Satan's hand is at work in this thread.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS !!!
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DJ_Critterus
03-18-2011, 11:05pm
Ignore this heathen profligate. Kittens are minions of SATAN !!!
Satan's hand is at work in this thread.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS !!!
[Evil voice] BOO!!!!! [/Evil Voice]
Heh Heh. Bring on the heathens and help the kittens.
Familiars are minor demons that the devil sends to help the witches in their evil work. These demons would assume the shape of an animal, usually cats, owls, toads and dogs. They would assume the role of the witch’s pet so as not to be detected. Familiars could go to places where the witch couldn’t without revealing her identity. Often, when a witch was imprisoned, her persecutors would watch to see if her familiar appeared to help her.
Persecution of Cats as Familiars
The devil invented cats. The devil himself would appear in the guise of a cat.
In the 1100s, the Knights Templar was created to guard people making pilgrimages to the Holy Land. They were regarded as noble and brave. The Knights began to garner wealth and power. They became corrupt and abused their power and were disliked, feared and no longer trusted.
In the 1300s, the Inquisition accused the knights of heresy. All of those living in France were arrested, jailed and brought to trial for heresy. Many confessed to devil worship. The devil appeared as a black cat. The Knights confessed to sacrificing young girls and babies to him. Other groups of people confessed to the same sins.
Even owning a cat was deemed to be evidence that one was a witch. People believed that witches could shapeshift into cats and cats, into witches. In the eighteenth century, the last witchcraft trial in England was held. The woman was convicted only because she had talked to the devil in feline form.
As “witches” were being persecuted, so were their familiars, their cats, and often before the witches’ trials started.
Church's Further Prsecution of Cats as Familiars
Then the church declared an open “war” of persecution of cats, not just as familiars, but, in and of themselves. First, Pope Gregory IX decreed that cats and the devil were linked. As a result, 962 cats were burned in Metz, France.
Pope Innocent VIII, during the Renaissance, enacted a law that all cats in Christendom be killed. Cats were continually killed. King Louis XIII of France revoked the law, but this did not stop cat killings. They were also tortured and, many times, purely for amusement.
~~~STAY STRONG TRUE BELIEVERS AND SHUN THESE MINIONS OF SATAN~~~
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DJ_Critterus
03-18-2011, 11:18pm
attention wholesome people of the church of the lukumi babalu aye!!!
reserve your spot in the eternal afterlife paradise of lukumi babalu aye today for the low price of $999 barn bucks !!!
Hey, Rev. Baker, what prompted this? Did somebody hand you your ass at the gambling table and take all the tithe money? :D
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and render unto God what is God's. Don't see Will mentioned in there. :toetap:
Oooh +$5!
Repent DJ_Critterus. REPENT my brother. :sadangel:
Repent DJ_Critterus. REPENT my brother. :sadangel:
I'll repent. Send me $5,000 to cover my costs. :rofl:
DJ_Critterus
03-18-2011, 11:24pm
Repent DJ_Critterus. REPENT my brother. :sadangel:
Convince me. Grease my palms with cold hard Barn Bucks Cash like a true televangelist would want.
Ex.4:11
Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Lev.21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
Given these Holy Scriptures, why are we being forced by demoncrats to spend our hard earned tax dollars on such nonsense as "sheltered workshops" and wheelchairs?
The Lord is very clear about what should happen to those He has chosen to smite with crippliness.
Deuteronomy 28:27-29
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed. The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart. And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.
"And no man shall save thee". Not "no man except the liberals", not "no man except the Big Government"... if the Lord wanted people to help the disabled, He'd have let us know.
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DJ_Critterus
03-18-2011, 11:39pm
Is this guy a member of your congregation?
http://christthetruth.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/vader-is-anglican.jpg?w=500&h=463
I knew there was something dark about your motives :toetap:
themonk
03-19-2011, 12:31am
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PortDawg
03-20-2011, 12:06am
I had to edit a bunch of the pics out of this thread since one of them was infected or came from an infected site. Please be careful where you link pictures from.
Thank You !
The Management
DJ_Critterus
03-20-2011, 8:45am
I had to edit a bunch of the pics out of this thread since one of them was infected or came from an infected site. Please be careful where you link pictures from.
Thank You !
The Management
Further proof this church is a cult and is of the Devil. There's absolutely no need to support such nefarious people and deeds.
Further proof this church is a cult and is of the Devil. There's absolutely no need to support such nefarious people and deeds.
Um, the pictures were posted by NON-BELIEVERS !!!!
Thank your brother PortDawg for your service!!!
DJ_Critterus
03-20-2011, 9:40am
Um, the pictures were posted by NON-BELIEVERS !!!!
Thank your brother PortDawg for your service!!!
Right. Mine seem to still be up.
You are down from 8000 yesterday. Marketing costs?? :rofl:
DJ_Critterus
03-20-2011, 9:41am
You are down from 8000 yesterday. Marketing costs?? :rofl:
Spending the "Church's" money frivolously again. Think Mr. Baker will come out and say he sinned?
Spending the "Church's" money frivolously again. Think Mr. Baker will come out and say he sinned?
Ya gotta look the part.
Baker will want 30% cut for the idea.
DJ_Critterus
03-20-2011, 9:56am
Ya gotta look the part.
Baker will want 30% cut for the idea.
I can't find the pic or clip of Al Bundy coming out to the crowd saying, "I have sinned." :rofl:
You are down from 8000 yesterday. Marketing costs?
Spending the "Church's" money frivolously again?
Nope. Brother jaxgator was in dire need of financial assistance.
This Church helps its flock. Something profligates like you would not understand.
Nope. Brother jaxgator was in dire need of financial assistance.
This Church helps its flock. Something profligates like you would not understand.
Gambling = Need. :rofl:
The man was broke.
$0 Barn Bucks
How is a man to feed his family with no barn bucks?
Well, the answer is....
FAITH !!!
Jaxgators faith in the Church was rewarded.
Your derision will be punished with
ETERNAL DAMNATION
8000, then 6500, now 3800....
You're not prospering!!! :rofl:
church coffers are running dangerously low
please donate barn bucks
pppplllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee
a great calamity has befallen us!!!
donate now brothers and sisters
:facepalm:
been supporting little starving kids in Africa? tell them to move to where the food is!!
Ask jaxgator how the Church helped him in his time of need people.
DONATE BARN BUCKS TODAY, and be saved tomorrow!!!
CBonsall
03-20-2011, 12:51pm
:lol: someone has way too much time on their hands. funny chit . :cheers:
DJ_Critterus
03-20-2011, 1:33pm
Nope. Brother jaxgator was in dire need of financial assistance.
This Church helps its flock. Something profligates like you would not understand.
You're simply enabling sin in the name of your church. Good going there, Mr. Infallible.
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