Let the Fleeing Begin! Canada Citizenship Application Website Crashes

[Bill]

Canada's site to apply for citizenship crashes | abc13.com (http://abc13.com/politics/canadas-site-to-apply-for-citizenship-crashes/1597523/)


Canada's site to apply for citizenship crashes Tuesday night

(KTRK)
Updated 3 mins ago
The website with instructions on how to become a Canadian citizen crashed Tuesday night as Donald Trump appeared to close in on a victory.

Visitors were met with a long wait and eventually an error message telling viewers that there was a problem with the server.

There was no official word from the Canadian government about the outage.

Some pages on the site worked, while others crashed, users reported.

[Kerrmudgeon]

:rofl:....we're going to build a wall! :D

[Milton Fox]

http://www.keeping.com/customer-service/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/good-customer-service.jpg

[Bill]

:rofl:....we're going to build a wall! :D

You should. The people fleeing will destroy your country just like they have made a solid attempt at destroying ours.

[boracayjohnny]

:Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

Weak asses. Can't stand a little pressure.

[boracayjohnny]

http://i.imgur.com/H3BXYYj.jpg

[Admiral Blue]

don't let the door hit you...

[vetteman9368]

The trash is taking itself out. Wonderful.

[LilRedCorvette]

Once the website is back up, does this mean Hillary will be putting in her application?

[Bill]

Once the website is back up, does this mean Hillary will be putting in her application?

I doubt it.....we have an extradition treaty with Canada.

[boracayjohnny]

Will they stand up to their word or punk out like sniveling bitches?

Amy (unfunny) Schumer
Lena Dunham
Barbra Streisand
Bryan Cranston
Miley Cyrus
Amy Schumer
Jon Stewart
Cher
Chelsea Handler
Samuel L. Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Neve Campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
George Lopez
Ne-Yo
Rev. Al Sharpton
Raven-Symoné

[OddBall]

MSNBC is in an utter state of shock.

You can literally hear Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews voices cracking.
They are at the point of tears

:funnier:

[Shrike6]

I haven't been this happy since the fall of the Berlin Wall!

[OddBall]

http://i.imgur.com/H3BXYYj.jpg

I wonder if her head has exploded yet. :funnier:

[OddBall]

16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/11/08/celebrities-leaving-u-s-trump-wins/)

We should hold them to their promises.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

MSNBC is in an utter state of shock.

You can literally hear Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews voices cracking.
They are at the point of tears

:funnier:

:iagree:

I kept switching between Fox and MSNBC. You could tell these two shit-stains were desperately grabbing at tiny, tiny straws of false hope! Their whole evening of a planned night of victory quips and jokes went down the shitter! Long overdue!!!!!

:rofl:

[69camfrk]

Will they stand up to their word or punk out like sniveling bitches?

Amy (unfunny) Schumer
Lena Dunham
Barbra Streisand
Bryan Cranston
Miley Cyrus
Amy Schumer
Jon Stewart
Cher
Chelsea Handler
Samuel L. Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Neve Campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
George Lopez
Ne-Yo
Rev. Al Sharpton
Raven-Symoné

I hope those pieces of shit are out of OUR country by this afternoon. I highly doubt any of them will go anywhere though. We probably won't get that lucky.....

[OddBall]

I hope those pieces of shit are out of OUR country by this afternoon. I highly doubt any of them will go anywhere though. We probably won't get that lucky.....

Cher swore she'd leave when Bush won. Ya see how far she went. :Jeff '79:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Cher swore she'd leave when Bush won. Ya see how far she went. :Jeff '79:

They even lie to themselves....

[Shrike6]

Cher swore she'd leave when Bush won. Ya see how far she went. :Jeff '79:

She was supposed to go to Jupiter.
Isn't that a gas giant? Appropriate, yes?:dance:

[VatorMan]

I have offered my local FB liberal friends my services. I told them I'll get information about living in Belize when I'm there in a few days. :funnier:


:USA::USA::USA:

[Fasglas]

Once the website is back up, does this mean Hillary will be putting in her application?

I don't think one needs to put in an application for Leavenworth.

[snide]

Once the website is back up, does this mean Hillary will be putting in her application?

Doesn't she already have plans to go to Qatar?

[Cybercowboy]

Hey fleeing shit bags, why not Mexico or Venezuela?

[Cybercowboy]

Love this headline at Drudge:

Silicon Sultans Shit Themselves!

[VITE1]

Once the website is back up, does this mean Hillary will be putting in her application?

She has to move someplace where the USA does not have an extradition agreement.

[OldSarge]

:rofl:....we're going to build a wall! :D

And we will make the USA pay for it........................:rofl:

[Olustee bus]

This could be probematic for many of them.

"While there's no wall at the U.S./Canada border, you will need sponsorship from a family member or have skills that are in short supply to resettle permanently in Canada. Waiting times for permanent residency are about two years, even longer if you don't have a marketable skill."

[GentleBen]

Will they stand up to their word or punk out like sniveling bitches?

Amy (unfunny) Schumer
Lena Dunham
Barbra Streisand
Bryan Cranston
Miley Cyrus
Amy Schumer
Jon Stewart
Cher
Chelsea Handler
Samuel L. Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Neve Campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
George Lopez
Ne-Yo
Rev. Al Sharpton
Raven-Symoné

Rev. Al Sharpton is undoubtedly considering moving when he is reminded of the $4.7 M in back taxes and penalties he owes to the US Government - but he will go to some place that does not have an extradition treaty with the US.

But maybe he can get a Presidential Pardon for this debt before Obama leaves the White House in two months.

[Iron Chef]

16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/11/08/celebrities-leaving-u-s-trump-wins/)

We should hold them to their promises.

We should deport them.

[OddBall]

And we will make the USA pay for it........................:rofl:

You should welcome them with open arms...




...to the Northwestern Passages somewhere.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Turns out that whole story is bullshit....never happened, but made for a good laugh on this morning's news. :canada:




edit:.....it's actually true! y'all crashed our immigration site last night. :rofl:
And the manager got over 30 phone calls today from usa citizens wishing to emigrate. :thumbs:

[FRISKY]

Weatherman details best route to Canadahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zzNmcrBYpM

[stingraymyway]

This could be probematic for many of them.

"While there's no wall at the U.S./Canada border, you will need sponsorship from a family member or have skills that are in short supply to resettle permanently in Canada. Waiting times for permanent residency are about two years, even longer if you don't have a marketable skill."
Wait. What??
You mean they can't come into their Country and demand free chit?

[Rob]

Yale professor makes midterm optional for students distraught over Trump win | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/09/yale-professor-makes-midterm-optional-for-students-distraught-over-trump-win.html)

:rofl:

[snide]

Yale professor makes midterm optional for students distraught over Trump win | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/09/yale-professor-makes-midterm-optional-for-students-distraught-over-trump-win.html)

:rofl:

Poor little snowflakes. :funnier:

[FasterTraffic]

Amy (unfunny) Schumer
Lena Dunham
Barbra Streisand
Bryan Cranston
Miley Cyrus
Amy Schumer
Jon Stewart
Cher
Chelsea Handler
Samuel L. Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Neve Campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
George Lopez
Ne-Yo
Rev. Al Sharpton
Raven-Symoné

GTFO

[boracayjohnny]

Turns out that whole story is bullshit....never happened, but made for a good laugh on this morning's news. :canada:

Care to cite a source where this is fake?

[snide]

Care to cite a source where this is fake?

Probably on the same site that showed the election results were fake.

[Iron Chef]

Care to cite a source where this is fake?

The Bob and Doug McKenzie News Hour.

[Bill]

And the headline could read:

Adios to those bad hombre deportables.

Rick *39 Percent* Perry- Adios Mofo - YouTube

[Kerrmudgeon]

Care to cite a source where this is fake?

It's true Johnny:Sweet90:

.....I must have seen that on Fox news about being fake! :rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

P Diddy Combs called a buddy in Toronto and told him he was looking for realestate in the T.O. area, so I think he's serious. :yesnod:

[Kerrmudgeon]

The Bob and Doug McKenzie News Hour.

:slap:

[Kerrmudgeon]

We should deport them.
Dah.....you can't deport someone who's born on USA soil. :doh:

[StaticCling]

P Diddy Combs called a buddy in Toronto and told him he was looking for realestate in the T.O. area, so I think he's serious. :yesnod:

That's great, you guys can keep him. Can we send Bieber back too?

[Kerrmudgeon]

That's great, you guys can keep him. Can we send Bieber back too?

Hahaha.......hey, say what you want about the Beebs, but he makes lots of Yankees LOTS of money, and ......he pays USA income taxes! Lots of it I would assume. :yesnod: