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It's Erection day!!!!!!!!!!!!
OddBall
11-08-2016, 5:50pm
They only get one a year?
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.
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They only get one a year?
It explains why thier birth rates are so low.
Jeff '79
11-08-2016, 6:02pm
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.
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:rofl::rofl:
OddBall
11-08-2016, 6:15pm
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.
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She's always commenting on being surrounded by a bunch of little pricks.
boracayjohnny
11-08-2016, 7:59pm
Kanamara Matsuri - Wikipedia
The Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (かなまら祭り?, "Festival of the Steel Phallus") is held each spring at the Kanayama Shrine (金山神社 Kanayama-jinja?) in Kawasaki, Japan. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The phallus, as the central theme of the event, is reflected in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.[1][2][3][4][5]
The Kanamara Matsuri is centered on a local penis-venerating shrine. The legend being that a jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights.[6] After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item.[7] This legend in Ainu language was published as "The Island of Women" by Basil Hall Chamberlain[8]
The Kanayama Shrine was popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection from sexually transmitted infections.[9]
It is also said the shrine offers divine protections for business prosperity, and for the clan's prosperity; and for easy delivery, marriage, and married-couple harmony.[citation needed]
The festival started in 1969.[10] Today, the festival has become something of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research.[11]
wwomanC6
11-08-2016, 9:36pm
It's Erection day!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO.....That explains the sink hole opening up in Japanese city street!! :D :lolsmile:
ApexOversteer
11-08-2016, 9:44pm
They only get one a year?
Nono, they just HAVE to today.
Kanamara Matsuri - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri)
The Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (かなまら祭り?, "Festival of the Steel Phallus") is held each spring at the Kanayama Shrine (金山神社 Kanayama-jinja?) in Kawasaki, Japan. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The phallus, as the central theme of the event, is reflected in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.[1][2][3][4][5]
The Kanamara Matsuri is centered on a local penis-venerating shrine. The legend being that a jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights.[6] After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item.[7] This legend in Ainu language was published as "The Island of Women" by Basil Hall Chamberlain[8]
The Kanayama Shrine was popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection from sexually transmitted infections.[9]
It is also said the shrine offers divine protections for business prosperity, and for the clan's prosperity; and for easy delivery, marriage, and married-couple harmony.[citation needed]
The festival started in 1969.[10] Today, the festival has become something of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research.[11]
Anthony Wiener would be a big hit there...
ApexOversteer
11-08-2016, 9:47pm
SO.....That explains the sink hole opening up in Japanese city street!! :D :lolsmile:
Best part of that was seeing all the people on Twitter freaking out because they thought those pumper trucks were something the Godzilla movie people made up....
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/t3_5buebf.jpg
Anthony Wiener would be a big hit there...
I'm sure his unposties have already made it to Japan. Those people are freaky-deaky.
OldSarge
11-09-2016, 10:18am
They only get one a year?
and I have heard it is not that big of a deal.........................:rofl:
Uncle Meat
11-09-2016, 11:06am
http://i.imgur.com/LKqbTOC.gif
Barn Babe
11-09-2016, 11:13am
:hurray:
Shouldn't that be "happenis" day? :leaving:
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