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VITE1
11-08-2016, 5:47pm
It's Erection day!!!!!!!!!!!!

OddBall
11-08-2016, 5:50pm
They only get one a year?

Bill
11-08-2016, 5:59pm
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.










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VITE1
11-08-2016, 6:01pm
They only get one a year?

It explains why thier birth rates are so low.

Jeff '79
11-08-2016, 6:02pm
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.

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:rofl::rofl:

OddBall
11-08-2016, 6:15pm
NAV certainly picked the right time to visit, it seems.



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She's always commenting on being surrounded by a bunch of little pricks.

boracayjohnny
11-08-2016, 7:59pm
Kanamara Matsuri - Wikipedia


The Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (かなまら祭り?, "Festival of the Steel Phallus") is held each spring at the Kanayama Shrine (金山神社 Kanayama-jinja?) in Kawasaki, Japan. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The phallus, as the central theme of the event, is reflected in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.[1][2][3][4][5]

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered on a local penis-venerating shrine. The legend being that a jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights.[6] After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item.[7] This legend in Ainu language was published as "The Island of Women" by Basil Hall Chamberlain[8]

The Kanayama Shrine was popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection from sexually transmitted infections.[9]

It is also said the shrine offers divine protections for business prosperity, and for the clan's prosperity; and for easy delivery, marriage, and married-couple harmony.[citation needed]

The festival started in 1969.[10] Today, the festival has become something of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research.[11]

wwomanC6
11-08-2016, 9:36pm
It's Erection day!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO.....That explains the sink hole opening up in Japanese city street!! :D :lolsmile:

ApexOversteer
11-08-2016, 9:44pm
They only get one a year?

Nono, they just HAVE to today.

Craig
11-08-2016, 9:46pm
Kanamara Matsuri - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri)


The Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (かなまら祭り?, "Festival of the Steel Phallus") is held each spring at the Kanayama Shrine (金山神社 Kanayama-jinja?) in Kawasaki, Japan. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The phallus, as the central theme of the event, is reflected in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.[1][2][3][4][5]

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered on a local penis-venerating shrine. The legend being that a jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights.[6] After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item.[7] This legend in Ainu language was published as "The Island of Women" by Basil Hall Chamberlain[8]

The Kanayama Shrine was popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection from sexually transmitted infections.[9]

It is also said the shrine offers divine protections for business prosperity, and for the clan's prosperity; and for easy delivery, marriage, and married-couple harmony.[citation needed]

The festival started in 1969.[10] Today, the festival has become something of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research.[11]

Anthony Wiener would be a big hit there...

ApexOversteer
11-08-2016, 9:47pm
SO.....That explains the sink hole opening up in Japanese city street!! :D :lolsmile:

Best part of that was seeing all the people on Twitter freaking out because they thought those pumper trucks were something the Godzilla movie people made up....


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/t3_5buebf.jpg

Bill
11-08-2016, 9:53pm
Anthony Wiener would be a big hit there...

I'm sure his unposties have already made it to Japan. Those people are freaky-deaky.

OldSarge
11-09-2016, 10:18am
They only get one a year?


and I have heard it is not that big of a deal.........................:rofl:

Uncle Meat
11-09-2016, 11:06am
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Barn Babe
11-09-2016, 11:13am
:hurray:

Shouldn't that be "happenis" day? :leaving: