2016 Omega Man Memorial Fantasy Football Challenge of Manliness

[Will]

It's that glorious time of year again.

Time for Vette Barn Fantasy Football.

The 2016 Omega Man Memorial Fantasy Football Challenge of Manliness

Draft is tentatively set for 9:30pm EST on Wednesday September 7th.

:dance::dance::dance:

CLICK HERE TO JOIN (https://yho.com/nfl?l=1040746&k=52df87b6be02202d&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=d3341bacad4d11e9)


RULES:

#1 - Post in this thread. Don't join the league then disappear. Talk shop here, and mercilessly make fun of your defeated opponents.

#2 - Use your forum user name as your team name or part of your team name so WE KNOW WTF YOU ARE!!!


Omega Man Memorial Fantasy Football Challenge of Manliness Past CHAMPIONS:

2011 - Will (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/27095-attention-plebes-official-vette-barn-fantasy-football-champion-coronation-thread.html)
2012 - Entropy (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/45082-congratulations-entropy-2012-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-champion.html)
2013 - Will (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/56076-2013-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html)
2014 - Jeff '79 (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/69613-2014-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html#post1222337)
2015 - NEVERL8T (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/87589-2015-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html)
2016 - It could be YOU!!!


SCORING:

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League Name: VetteBarn
Link: https://yho.com/nfl?l=1040746&k=52df87b6be02202d&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=d3341bacad4d11e9
League ID #: 1040746

[Will]

Open to suggestions for draft time. Currently 9:30pm EST on Tuesday. Any issues???

[Jeff '79]

OK with me.
Are you sure that that's not too late?

[Will]

OK with me.
Are you sure that that's not too late?

I was concerned about anyone on the west coast still being at work. 6:30 out there.

[Jeff '79]

Ok, I'm in :dance:

[Jeff '79]

I was concerned about anyone on the west coast still being at work. 6:30 out there.

No... The football season starts on Thursday. If we draft on Wednesday, we'll be forfeiting the 1st week, like last year.
We should do it Monday night just to be on the safe side.

[Will]

No... The football season starts on Thursday. If we draft on Wednesday, we'll be forfeiting the 1st week, like last year.
We should do it Monday night just to be on the safe side.

Why would we be forfeiting the first week? People could set their line-up right after the draft?

Is tomorrow night too short of notice? No one has posted here except you so far.

[Jeff '79]

Why would we be forfeiting the first week? People could set their line-up right after the draft?

Is tomorrow night too short of notice? No one has posted here except you so far.

Yep.
It happened last year.
It'll be less than 24 hours, so we'll not be eligible to be in the first week play.

[Will]

Yep.
It happened last year.
It'll be less than 24 hours, so we'll not be eligible to be in the first week play.

Ahhhh.

For now I'll change it to Tuesday.

[DAB]

If you need an 8th team to fill things out, I'll join up and finish last.

[Will]

Bump.


Pretty sure your team was renewed DAB. Didn't you play last year?

[DAB]

I'll check it tomorrow.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'll fill a spot so you can win and gloat.

[Will]

BUMP. Draft tonight at 9:30pm EST

[Jeff '79]

BUMP. Draft tonight at 9:30pm EST

:ball:

[DAB]

no point in me running 2 teams, so i deleted one. still time for someone else to join in and fill out the conference.

[Will]

:ball:

At this rate it will be me, you, maybe DAB, and a bunch of unmanaged auto-draft teams.

I screwed up big time waiting too long.

[DAB]

i'll let it auto draft my team. i'll be having dinner, and i don't care who i get. :dance:

[Jeff '79]

Anyone wanna play?:ball:

[Will]

Draft room is open

[Will]

Here we go.

[Jeff '79]

May the best drafter win.
I'm not happy at ll with my draft, but it is what it is.:ball:

[NeedSpeed]

Guess I'm too late? :banghead:

[NeedSpeed]

Or it seems to auto included me?

[Jeff '79]

Or it seems to auto included me?

Yep, you're in.:dance:

[NeedSpeed]

Thanks auto draft:


Schedule
NeedSpeed's Scabs can chalk up Week 9 as a loss. They have six players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have the hardest schedule. In addition to having the most taxing overall schedule, NeedSpeed's Scabs also has the league's toughest first four games and most difficult last four games of the season.


:lol:

[DAB]

i know nothing!

"With a Pair of Steelers Highlighting the Roster, DAB's Soggy Sawdust Will Run This League"

"Draft Summary
Ahh, the feeling of victory. While DAB's Soggy Sawdust shouldn't start popping bottles just yet, a self-pat on the back is definitely warranted. After landing the first pick in the draft they built a roster that is projected to finish first in VetteBarn League with a record of 12-1-0 (1,862 points). If they have a bad season, it won't be due to a lack of wide receivers, as they used three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Antonio Brown (first round), Mike Evans (third round), and Eric Decker (fifth round). A lot will be expected of this group, as they are the highest-scoring group of WRs in the league.

Looks like somebody did their homework. With a draft like that, you could nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame with your eyes closed. Go on, we dare you.

Schedule
DAB's Soggy Sawdust should use Week 4 to consider life's great mysteries, like why abbreviation is such a long word. It would be better than checking fantasy football that week. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a softer-than-average schedule. DAB's Soggy Sawdust has the opportunity to come out firing, as the first four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average."

:shrug:

[Jeff '79]

i know nothing!

"With a Pair of Steelers Highlighting the Roster, DAB's Soggy Sawdust Will Run This League"

"Draft Summary
Ahh, the feeling of victory. While DAB's Soggy Sawdust shouldn't start popping bottles just yet, a self-pat on the back is definitely warranted. After landing the first pick in the draft they built a roster that is projected to finish first in VetteBarn League with a record of 12-1-0 (1,862 points). If they have a bad season, it won't be due to a lack of wide receivers, as they used three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Antonio Brown (first round), Mike Evans (third round), and Eric Decker (fifth round). A lot will be expected of this group, as they are the highest-scoring group of WRs in the league.

Looks like somebody did their homework. With a draft like that, you could nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame with your eyes closed. Go on, we dare you.

Schedule
DAB's Soggy Sawdust should use Week 4 to consider life's great mysteries, like why abbreviation is such a long word. It would be better than checking fantasy football that week. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a softer-than-average schedule. DAB's Soggy Sawdust has the opportunity to come out firing, as the first four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average."

:shrug:

Ya, well when the puter drafted Antonio Brown for you, I knew it was all over. One quick season ending knee injury though, and you're toast.:D

[DAB]

i'm not doing any managing of my team this year. whoever i have, that's who i have each week. i'm planning on coming in last again.

[Will]

Guess I'm too late? :banghead:

Nope, when I auto-renewed it automatically renewed everyone.

You just have an auto-draft team since you missed the draft.

Feel free to send me any reasonable trade offers if I have someone you would have liked. Cam Newton is my only untradeable player.

Otherwise if I have someone you fancy and you offer me a rough equivalent, I'll let you have him. I'm just in it for the fun, I already have 2 rings baby. :dance:

[NeedSpeed]

I'm good with the auto draft, that's what I did previous years. We're small enough that there's plenty of players not on teams to move around. That's part of the fun for me. :cert:

[Will]

Last few minutes to adjust your lineups. :cert:

[Jeff '79]

:ball:

Here's to the worst draft of them all !! :cert: ... :slap: <--Me

[Jeff '79]

:rofl: -- :dance:

[DAB]

:toetap:

3rd best week, and i'm still 0-1.

:DAB:

[Jeff '79]

:toetap:

3rd best week, and i'm still 0-1.

:DAB:

Sh!ttiest draft and I won.
I was down 12 pts going into Monday night.
Dave had Gurly as his RB and I have DeAngelo Williams as my RB.
I came back like a mofo ! It was unbelievable.
I love FF & FN !

[Will]

My week 1 showing was trash. Lowest point total.

Kansas City D, #2 last season, against the crappy Chargers? NO BRAINER I thought.

Tavon Austin against the SF Defense? SURE to rack up the points.

:slap:

[Jeff '79]

I'm taking the Jets defense over da Bildos tonight.
Joe Buck must be playing because he is switching his players.
What up Buck?

[NeedSpeed]

My week 1 showing was trash. Lowest point total.

Kansas City D, #2 last season, against the crappy Chargers? NO BRAINER I thought.

Tavon Austin against the SF Defense? SURE to rack up the points.

:slap:

:cert: :D

[DAB]

0-2 and worst weekly score this week. that's more like it. :dance:

[Will]

From the outhouse to the penthouse.

Least points Week 1, MOST in week 2. :dance:

60 points from Cam helps. :D

[NeedSpeed]

Guess I picked the wrong night to bench the New England defense :banghead::banghead:

[Jeff '79]

Guess I picked the wrong night to bench the New England defense :banghead::banghead:

And Blount with 22.5 points :dance:
But Gronk with ZERO! :sadangel:

How many points did the NE Defense get ?

[NeedSpeed]

And Blount with 22.5 points :dance:
But Gronk with ZERO! :sadangel:

How many points did the NE Defense get ?

43.7 :shots:

They had basically zero the first 2 games, figured I'd try something different :lol:

[Jeff '79]

43.7 :shots:

They had basically zero the first 2 games, figured I'd try something different :lol:

:faint:

[Will]

25 minutes left to alter your line-ups before the 1pm games. :cert:

[Jeff '79]

:ball:

[Jeff '79]

Needspeed beat Frizzle by 2 yards to go 3-0. :faint:

[NeedSpeed]

Needspeed beat Frizzle by 2 yards to go 3-0. :faint:

:party:

My QB was throwing to his receiver too Monday night. :shots:

[Will]

1pm games about to start. Last chance for final minute lineup changes.

[Jeff '79]

The ballz move of the day.
I took the Bills Defense over New England.
SHUT OUT MOFO'S !!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love the avatar Will ! :Jeff '79::seasix:

[Will]

Thank God I wasn't facing Julio Jones today.

I've got an 80 point lead but all but 3 of NEVERL8T's starters play tonight and tomorrow night.

[Jeff '79]

Thank God I wasn't facing Julio Jones today.

I've got an 80 point lead but all but 3 of NEVERL8T's starters play tonight and tomorrow night.

Holy Moley ! 61 points ! :omg:

[NeedSpeed]

Big Ben threw 5 TD's and 2-pt conversion. 61.9 for my QB :dance:

[NeedSpeed]

The ballz move of the day.
I took the Bills Defense over New England.
SHUT OUT MOFO'S !!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love the avatar Will ! :Jeff '79::seasix:

I switched back to their defense where they put up a whopping 2.4pts :lol:

[Jeff '79]

Yaaaaa !!! My team is finally healthy. :dance:


For now......:shots:

[Jeff '79]

Wow !!
San Fran just got bitch slapped by the Bills...
:kick:

[NeedSpeed]

Damn, I couldn't give that one to Will. My QB only got 22pts this week, but Will hung tight with a 25pt showing :lol:

[NEVRL8T]

Gawd, I suck at this...............

[Jeff '79]

Gawd, I suck at this...............

I'm so lucky it ain't funny.
Terrible draft and tons of luck so far.:lol:

[NeedSpeed]

I'm so lucky it ain't funny.
Terrible draft and tons of luck so far.:lol:

:iagree:

Friz is dominating in points for, yet I beat him by 2 yards :lol:

[DAB]

Gawd, I suck at this...............

i have no idea who is on my team, and i somehow won a game?! i'm not managing it. it will be the same all year. i'm just here to fill out the league. :DAB:

[Jeff '79]

i have no idea who is on my team, and i somehow won a game?! i'm not managing it. it will be the same all year. i'm just here to fill out the league. :DAB:

Ya right. You say that every year. You know you love playing.:dance:

[Will]

How the hell did no one else pick up Tevin Coleman yet?

Had to drop Abdullah since he's on IR.

[NeedSpeed]

i have no idea who is on my team, and i somehow won a game?! i'm not managing it. it will be the same all year. i'm just here to fill out the league. :DAB:

Seeing as I had 2 Bears receiver and the QB broke his arm I only mustered 4.5pts. :banghead:

You should pick up your 2nd win. :shots:

[NeedSpeed]

The 6-0 Scabs got Dusted :willy:

[Jeff '79]

The 6-0 Scabs got Dusted :willy:

We're tied for 1st. :lol:

[Will]

I'M JUST PACING MYSELF

[DAB]

Seeing as I had 2 Bears receiver and the QB broke his arm I only mustered 4.5pts. :banghead:

You should pick up your 2nd win. :shots:

2-5. how about that. and had the largest margin of victory last week. :shrug:

go figure. :DAB:

[Jeff '79]

Geezz !! I'm sure glad that I didn't play Will this week.

100 points just for his QB !!! :omg:

[DAB]

Geezz !! I'm sure glad that I didn't play Will this week.

100 points just for his QB !!! :omg:

:toetap:

i, apparently, am the recipient of his wrath! :rofl:

last week, i had the largest victory margin, this week...the largest loss margin. :shrug:

[Jeff '79]

:toetap:

i, apparently, am the recipient of his wrath! :rofl:

last week, i had the largest victory margin, this week...the largest loss margin. :shrug:

:Jeff '79:

Better you than me !!!:willy:

[DAB]

:Jeff '79:

Better you than me !!!:willy:

that's why i'm here. to puff up will's ego. :DAB:

[NeedSpeed]

that's why i'm here. to puff up will's ego. :DAB:

Sit 3 players against him, full barrels against me. :toetap:


Not that it would have mattered this week :lol:

[DAB]

Sit 3 players against him, full barrels against me. :toetap:


Not that it would have mattered this week :lol:

my team is unmanaged. i don't even know who i have. much less make sure anyone is still playing. :shrug:

[NeedSpeed]

my team is unmanaged. i don't even know who i have. much less make sure anyone is still playing. :shrug:

I know, just having fun with it.

[NeedSpeed]

1/2 My roster is on bye this week, and it's battle of the 7-1's :willy:

[Jeff '79]

1/2 My roster is on bye this week, and it's battle of the 7-1's :willy:

More than 1/2 of my roster is on a bye. :seasix:

[NeedSpeed]

Damn, should be fun lol

[Jeff '79]

Damn, should be fun lol

Ya, for you :shots:

[Jeff '79]

Damn, should be fun lol

:yesnod: My only chance is for your defense to live down to is lack of potential. :Jeff '79:

[NeedSpeed]

:yesnod: My only chance is for your defense to live down to is lack of potential. :Jeff '79:

Had some big performances despite the bye. :willy:

Guess I'm rooting for Seattle tonight :dance:

[Jeff '79]

Had some big performances despite the bye. :willy:

Guess I'm rooting for Seattle tonight :dance:

Look at my bench.
Other than Russell Wilson, I have squat, and Wilson was iffy the last 3 games.
Between you QB and D , I didn't have a chance.
Good times though ! We both made the playoffs . :dance:

[DAB]

i won and i'm in 6th place. :faint:

you guys better step it up. i still have no idea who is on my team. :shrug:

[Will]

Above .500 and on a roll.

:dance:

[NeedSpeed]

39.90 not bad for my defense and kicker on a Thursday night :dance:

[Will]

You're going DOWN today NeedSpeed.

:dance:

[Jeff '79]

You're going DOWN today NeedSpeed.

:dance:

:groupwave:

[Will]

I . . . LOST?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NeedSpeed]

I . . . LOST?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not yet. I have to stretch the score out a bit more tonight. :dance:



:D

[NeedSpeed]

Facing my arch enemy this week. DAB :willy:

[Jeff '79]

Hey NevrL8T... You couldn't pick a better WR ??? :wtf:

Not one of us has an active player in the 1st game today. :Jeff '79:

Except you know who, aforementioned, and his guy is O. :leaving:

[NeedSpeed]

Facing my arch enemy this week. DAB :willy:

I should have played Cousins, he got 63 in the loss :willy: F'n DAB is favored to win and has a guy on IR :lol:

[DAB]

I should have played Cousins, he got 63 in the loss :willy: F'n DAB is favored to win and has a guy on IR :lol:

:rofl::rofl:

i might have to check scores tuesday morning. :smash:

3 wins in a row and i'm 5-6. go figure.

really, if you can't beat my team.....

[NeedSpeed]

Not looking good.

[NeedSpeed]

Damn Jeff, Buck's defense got -26.9 and you're still projected to lose. Tough fantasy week lol.

[Jeff '79]

Damn Jeff, Buck's defense got -26.9 and you're still projected to lose. Tough fantasy week lol.

All my guys either STB or got hurt.
This week was a lock...... :rofl:

[DAB]

:rofl::rofl:

6-6?!!

:hurray::hurray:

:DAB:

[NeedSpeed]

:rofl::rofl:

6-6?!!

:hurray::hurray:

:DAB:

I've only lost 2 games this season. Both to you. :toetap:

[DAB]

Well, that makes my year then! :dance::hurray:

[Jeff '79]

I've only lost 2 games this season. Both to you. :toetap:

Jeezus... Joey beat me twice too... He's got my number like DAB has yours.

[NeedSpeed]

Jeezus... Joey beat me twice too... He's got my number like DAB has yours.

Fun Fact: DAB would have beat every team last week and played 1 man short.

[Jeff '79]

Fun Fact: DAB would have beat every team last week and played 1 man short.

Ya, DAB is really good at FF ! :yesnod:

[DAB]

Fun Fact: DAB would have beat every team last week and played 1 man short.

Ya, DAB is really good at FF ! :yesnod:

i have no idea what i'm doing. i let the computer pick my team, and i haven't touched it since then.

apathy strikes again!!

[NeedSpeed]

Nevrl8t with the -29 on defense :willy:

[Jeff '79]

Nevrl8t with the -29 on defense :willy:

:seasix: I like it !!!

I would have had -21 if I had played my D :rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

Yeah, good move not playing the D. New England's D got me 26 and Baltimore had 22 on my bench :willy:

[Jeff '79]

Yeah, good move not playing the D. New England's D got me 26 and Baltimore had 22 on my bench :willy:

Man... You're gonna be tough to beat.
You and I will most likely get byes in the 1st playoff week and hopefully you play someone else in the semi.
I don't wanna see you until the Superbowl :ohnoes:
That is, if I make it that far....

[NavyC5]

Anyone start Kapernick this week? :rofl:

[Jeff '79]

I'm on a bye week next week :dance:

[NeedSpeed]

I'm on a bye week next week :dance:

And DAB makes the playoffs on cruise control :lol:

[DAB]

And DAB makes the playoffs on cruise control :lol:

really?!

i better go check....BRB... :type:

[DAB]

:dance:

now i have to beat Will, he easily dusted me last week. can he do it twice? :ohnoes:

:rofl:

if he loses...... :slap:

[Jeff '79]

And DAB makes the playoffs on cruise control :lol:

Everyone made the playoffs. :bfd:

[DAB]

thought we started with 8 teams?

[Jeff '79]

thought we started with 8 teams?

Oh ya.
You are right, I am wrong.
My apologies.
Well DAB, your drafting, substitution, and general fantasy football prowess are evident.
Stop being so modest. :D

[DAB]

:skep:

[Jeff '79]

:skep:

:Jeff '79:

[Jeff '79]

Will and Joe Buck have players playing tonight . :shots:

[NeedSpeed]

Looks like I'll have to face DAB again. :cuss:

He may win this whole thing :lol:

[DAB]

looks like i smoked Will. :grouphug:

sorry, didn't intend to be so rude to the boss and champion.

:shrug:

win the whole thing?! :ohnoes: :dance:

[DAB]

final 4!

sorry Will, i wasn't supposed to win anything. :shrug:

[NeedSpeed]

DAB's Soggy Sawdust had a fever and the only prescription was more fantasy football points. They recorded the highest point total they've scored all season in a 131.40 to 58.80 victory against WILL. The enormous 72.60-point playoff win was the third-largest margin of victory for all matchups this season. It's been said that it's not how you start, but how you finish and DAB's Soggy Sawdust took that to heart. Despite losing their last matchup against WILL, DAB's Soggy Sawdust won when it mattered most. With Eric Decker delivering zero points for DAB's Soggy Sawdust, the result might have been worse. WILL wrapped up the regular season in fourth place with a record of 7-6. With a scoring average of 106.47, they also placed fourth in the league in that metric. WILL was sent home quickly this postseason, losing in their only playoff matchup. No one crushed their opponents like WILL did. They had the league's best average scoring margin, beating opponents by 48.84 points per game.

And he does it once again with 1 man short, highest totals of the week. :needcoffee:

[Will]

looks like i smoked Will. :grouphug:

sorry, didn't intend to be so rude to the boss and champion.

:shrug:

win the whole thing?! :ohnoes: :dance:


I WILL be champion!!!


of the consolation bracket

[Jeff '79]

Well I haven't seen a defense score as many points as Dab's did this week.
He's gonna be tough to top with that head start.
I'll be leaving for NYC tomorrow and then off to Punta Cana on Monday, so my posting ability may be a tad spotty. Luckily, I'll be in NYC for both weekends coming up, so I'll be able to watch football.
It's crunch time bitches....
:dance:

[DAB]

hey, what do you know, i have seattle for defense. guess i should have been more interested in the game last night. kicker too.

:ohnoes:

[Jeff '79]

hey, what do you know, i have seattle for defense. guess i should have been more interested in the game last night. kicker too.

:ohnoes:

I had Seattle's QB.
He was off for the entire first half. I fell asleep after he threw that interception in the endzone.
He must have woke up after that because 40 points ain't too shabby.
When I woke up, the game was over. I checked the puter and was pleasantly surprised.

[NeedSpeed]

I had Seattle's QB.
He was off for the entire first half. I fell asleep after he threw that interception in the endzone.
He must have woke up after that because 40 points ain't too shabby.
When I woke up, the game was over. I checked the puter and was pleasantly surprised.

Fvck :needcoffee:

[DAB]

Fvck :needcoffee:

:grouphug:

[Jeff '79]

Fvck :needcoffee:

:grouphug:

:Jeff '79:

[DAB]

If I win this thing all y'all are going to be pissed. :rofl:

[Jeff '79]

If I win this thing all y'all are going to be pissed. :rofl:

You won't
I won't be pissed.:seasix:

[DAB]

:ohnoes:

[DAB]

:ohnoes:

DAB.........................NeedSpeed
94.90 Points 94.40
116.54 Orig Proj 114.58
107.77 Live Proj 129.26

[Jeff '79]

:ohnoes:

DAB.........................NeedSpeed
94.90 Points 94.40
116.54 Orig Proj 114.58
107.77 Live Proj 129.26

Good stuf hu? :dance:

[Will]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DAB]

What??

[NeedSpeed]

Good stuf hu? :dance:

:iagree: Finally :lol: I feel better knowing if he used his killer RB I'd still squeeze by :lol:

[DAB]

:iagree: Finally :lol: I feel better knowing if he used his killer RB I'd still squeeze by :lol:

congrats. hope you win it all. :cert:

[NeedSpeed]

:cheers:

Holy Jeff blowout of Friz 141 to 36 :willy:

[Jeff '79]

:cheers:

Holy Jeff blowout of Friz 141 to 36 :willy:

Lucky my teams played shitty teams this week and the good ones last week during the bye week.
Whelp.... Its down to me and you.:shots:
I knew you'd be there in the end.
:cert:

[NeedSpeed]

20 by your kicker?? :willy:

[Jeff '79]

:Jeff '79:
I picked the wrong running back this week.:ulan:
I got into US air space where the Wi-Fi worked. And wow.
A few adjustments and bam!!!
I basically stayed withte guys that got me here though.
What a shellacking....:shots:

[NeedSpeed]

175??????? WTF? :lol:

[Jeff '79]

:ball:

:D

[Jeff '79]

Ok, here we go for all of the marbles.
Can Ezekiel Elliot get 58.80 points tonight?
Damn right he can... :ohnoes:

[Jeff '79]

:hurray:9796

We Are The Champion
Football 2016 - League 1040746
Earned Dec 26, 2016
I sure picked a great time to have my best two weeks.
Great time this year guys ! :cert:

Smooth Moves by Jeff's Team
The 62.60 points scored by Russell Wilson was the second-highest QB score of the week and is the eighth-highest QB score in the league this season.
The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week's win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn't have eyes. Obviously.
The 20.00 points scored by Matt Bryant was the highest K score of the week and is the second-highest K score in the league this season.
With 27.40 points, Jordy Nelson had the highest WR score of the week and the sixth-highest WR score in the league this season.
The 20.00 points scored by the San Diego Chargers Defense, which Jeff's Team picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 14.33 by 39.6%.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched NeedSpeed's Scabs cry trying.
Well, that's embarrassing. Left Kirk Cousins on the bench, where he ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 48.00 points.
It was a poor performance for NeedSpeed's Scabs at WR, where they were outdone by Jeff's Team 37.50 - 9.20.
Only 4 of the 8 starters on NeedSpeed's Scabs underachieved this week, but they still lost.
Robby Anderson did not score, with 0 points against a projected 6.84.
What If
If Jeff's Team played NeedSpeed's Scabs every week, they'd be 5-10 this season.
Jeff's Team would have beaten four other teams besides NeedSpeed's Scabs this week.
Were they resting their players for this week? Jeff's Team would have defeated NeedSpeed's Scabs 141.50 - 129.70 had they played each other last week.
If they played the same schedule as NeedSpeed's Scabs, Jeff's Team would be 10-3.
If Jeff's Team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 56-45.
NeedSpeed's Scabs would not have lost to any other team in the league besides Jeff's Team this week.
NeedSpeed's Scabs would be 11-2 if they played the same schedule as Jeff's Team.
If they played every team every week, NeedSpeed's Scabs would be 69-32.
Game Notes
Jeff's Team has won three times this year when their opponent scored higher than their season average.
Maybe the league is colluding against them. All three of the losses for NeedSpeed's Scabs this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
Clash of the Titans! These two squads were the highest-scoring teams in the league this week.
Jeff's Team beat their scoring projection for the ninth time this season by scoring 175.20 points against a projected 107.25. They have now overachieved three weeks in a row.
NeedSpeed's Scabs scored 137.70 points and lost. It is the highest losing score in the league this season.
Jeff's Team has won three straight games, the longest current winning streak in the league.
The WRs on NeedSpeed's Scabs collectively had their worst week of the season with only 9.20 points.
Jeff's Team got a combined 37.50 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.

[Will]

All hail Jeff '79, TWO TIME Vette Barn Fantasy Football Champion


Omega Man Memorial Fantasy Football Challenge of Manliness Past CHAMPIONS:

2011 - Will (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/27095-attention-plebes-official-vette-barn-fantasy-football-champion-coronation-thread.html)
2012 - Entropy (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/45082-congratulations-entropy-2012-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-champion.html)
2013 - Will (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/56076-2013-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html)
2014 - Jeff '79 (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/69613-2014-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html#post1222337)
2015 - NEVERL8T (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/87589-2015-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html)
2016 - Jeff '79 (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/100852-2016-omega-man-memorial-fantasy-football-challenge-manliness.html#post1498939)

[DAB]

3rd!

:dance:

[NeedSpeed]

Considering I put up a big 9pts with my receivers I at least posted a respectable score.

Good job Jeff :cheers:

[Jeff '79]

Considering I put up a big 9pts with my receivers I at least posted a respectable score.

Good job Jeff :cheers:

Thanks man.
Ya, you did.....
11-2 is a great season too. Those last two games are the tough ones.
All of the stars aligned for me this year.
I drafted a D- team and got really really lucky during the season.
The last two games were total skill. :D
Ya, right.... :Jeff '79:

DAB did good too. He did auto draft and didn't adjust his line-up once.
Will should take a lesson from him. :rofl:

Thanks for a fun season Will.
See y'all next season !

[DAB]

Thanks man.
Ya, you did.....
11-2 is a great season too. Those last two games are the tough ones.
All of the stars aligned for me this year.
I drafted a D- team and got really really lucky during the season.
The last two games were total skill. :D
Ya, right.... :Jeff '79:

DAB did good too. He did auto draft and didn't adjust his line-up once.
Will should take a lesson from him. :rofl:

Thanks for a fun season Will.
See y'all next season !

:dance:

don't i get a 'non-participation' trophy? :rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

:dance:

don't i get a 'non-participation' trophy? :rofl:

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[DAB]

http://www.thecotswoldengraver.co.uk/images/A1129.JPG

sweet!!!

:hurray::dance: