The best dumb joke ever...

[lspencer534]

A rich snail goes into a car dealership, picks out a super-fast car, and says,
I want a big "S" painted on the right side, the left side, the front, and the back. I want big S's everywhere!".

And the car painter asks, "Why?".

And the snail says, "Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say, 'Wow! Look at that escargot!'"

:D

[m and t's77]

:kick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOa-RWv2AAU

[OddBall]

http://img00.deviantart.net/52c8/i/2011/122/8/0/fractal_facepalm_by_jon11888-d3fgwlv.jpg

[Kevin_73]

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound.
So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"
The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so."
The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! (Penguins just LOVE Ice cream.) So he says "OK I'll be back."
He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream.
He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?"
"Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just a little ice cream!"

:leaving:

[wwomanC6]

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound.
So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"
The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so."
The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! (Penguins just LOVE Ice cream.) So he says "OK I'll be back."
He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream.
He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?"
"Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just a little ice cream!"

:leaving:

:rofl: