[POLL] Sex in the shower

[Admiral Blue]

Well, the poll has already been done...


In a recent survey carried out for the leading toiletries firm 'Brut', people from Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! In the survey, 86% of Chicago's inner city residents (almost all of whom are registered Democrats) say that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
Sort of brings tears to your eyes

That's life in the Windy City!!!!

[VITE1]

:lol:

[Mike Mercury]

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.


:funny:





8 Reasons Why Shower Sex Is Absolutely The Worst Sex Ever

1. You will fall

You are standing in a shower. There is soap everywhere. If you are getting physical, it is very likely one or both of you will slip. Over the side of the tub you will go and either break a hip or seriously damage your face against the sink, toilet or the tile floor.

Shower sex is dangerous sex. And not dangerous, sexy. Dangerous, dangerous.

2. The height difference is real

If you and your sex friend are two different heights, which you probably are, the awkwardness of sex organ mis-matching will become painfully clear.

He will end up in some kind of awkward, bending position, or you'll need to be lifted (um, against what?). If your man is going to lift you, point one is about to become your point NOW.

3. Water does not lubrication make

Though it’s fun to assume, “Oh, shower sex should be fun because you're all wet from the water,” it’s a complete farce. Nothing will dry you up faster than water.

Suddenly, you're having sex and your lady parts have taken on an ecosystem identical to the Sahara Desert. That does NOT sound appealing.


4. hummers become medieval torture

Unless you have knees of steel, giving "head" is absolute hell. Kneeling on a linoleum surface for however long? No, thank you.

Not to mention, you have water running into your eyes and mouth making it impossible to see and even harder to breathe. Ever experience water-boarding?

5. One of you will always be cold
This one goes for showering with another person in general. In a tiny, narrow shower, there is not enough room for both of you to be under the water at the same time. So, you need to constantly change places, which is awkward and in no way sexy.

The only way the two of you are getting under the shower together is if you have one of those magical rainforest showers that streams water from the ceiling. (If you can afford rent in the place that has a shower like that, well, good for you.)


6. You will get soap in places you do not want soap

When you're trying to be cute and wash each other down — which leads to making out, which leads to shower sex —, suddenly you will be in a whole new world of pain.

Whatever seductive, “You wash my back and I'll wash yours” thing you had going on will be replaced with a burning sensation.

7. Men and women have different shower schedules
It's easy to say you're not going to wash your hair when you have shower sex, but if you're getting in the shower and having sex, girl, your hair is getting wet.

And, we all know that if your hair gets wet, you're going to need to wash it. Herein lies the problem: Men and women have very different timetables when it comes to showering.

Showering for a man:

Wash hair: approximately 2.5 minutes
Wash body: approximately 1.7 minutes
Total: 4.2 minutes

Showering for a woman:
Shampoo hair: approximately 5.8 minutes
Exfoliate face: approximately 2 minutes
Condition hair: approximately 4 minutes
Wait for conditioner to set: approximately 5 minutes
Rinse conditioner: approximately 3.1 minutes
Wash body: approximately 2 minutes
Wash face: approximately 1 minute

Total: 22.9 minutes

8. Having sex standing up to completion is basically impossible
( unless the girl has decent gappage :) )

Okay, so maybe not for everyone, but having sex standing for an entire session is rarely easy or pleasurable.

8 Reasons Why Shower Sex Is Absolutely The Worst Sex Ever (http://elitedaily.com/dating/8-reasons-shower-sex-overrated-thing-ever/846065/)

[Mike Mercury]

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[Iron Chef]

Why am I not surprised that the makers of Brut would conduct a survey like this?

[OldSarge]

Grab bars on the ceiling in the shower, really helps.

[Ol Timer]

As I am usually alone while enjoying sex in the shower, I'm not bothered by the safety issues addressed above.


That is all.

[6spdC6]

[POLL] Sex in the shower.

Its been a long time but I have done it, hell neither her or me got hurt.

It was mentioned about the "wetness factor" in regards to fornication, that did not seen to be a problem either! Managed to do the deed out in the lake and a couple times in our swimming pool, You get the right depth of water and its a very good time!:hurray:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Get a shortie and put her up on the sides of the tub......good to go! :hump: :D

You need to stock your shower with the right accoutrements......shower chair, toys, lubes, grab bars......at least that's what I've heard.....:hide:

[OddBall]

As I am usually alone while enjoying sex in the shower, I'm not bothered by the safety issues addressed above.


That is all.

:funnier:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Speaking of boners in showers, when I was in high school one of the guys got a full on purple head rager in the shower after Phy-Ed. That shit followed him all through high school.

[99 pewtercoupe]

As I am usually alone while enjoying sex in the shower, I'm not bothered by the safety issues addressed above.


That is all.

:lol::lol::lol:

[04 commemorative]

Our shower has a built in seat....works great !....:seasix: :groupwave: :party:

[polarbear]

:funny:





8 Reasons Why Shower Sex Is Absolutely The Worst Sex Ever

1. You will fall

You are standing in a shower. There is soap everywhere. If you are getting physical, it is very likely one or both of you will slip. Over the side of the tub you will go and either break a hip or seriously damage your face against the sink, toilet or the tile floor.

Shower sex is dangerous sex. And not dangerous, sexy. Dangerous, dangerous.

2. The height difference is real

If you and your sex friend are two different heights, which you probably are, the awkwardness of sex organ mis-matching will become painfully clear.

He will end up in some kind of awkward, bending position, or you'll need to be lifted (um, against what?). If your man is going to lift you, point one is about to become your point NOW.

3. Water does not lubrication make

Though it’s fun to assume, “Oh, shower sex should be fun because you're all wet from the water,” it’s a complete farce. Nothing will dry you up faster than water.

Suddenly, you're having sex and your lady parts have taken on an ecosystem identical to the Sahara Desert. That does NOT sound appealing.


4. hummers become medieval torture

Unless you have knees of steel, giving "head" is absolute hell. Kneeling on a linoleum surface for however long? No, thank you.

Not to mention, you have water running into your eyes and mouth making it impossible to see and even harder to breathe. Ever experience water-boarding?

5. One of you will always be cold
This one goes for showering with another person in general. In a tiny, narrow shower, there is not enough room for both of you to be under the water at the same time. So, you need to constantly change places, which is awkward and in no way sexy.

The only way the two of you are getting under the shower together is if you have one of those magical rainforest showers that streams water from the ceiling. (If you can afford rent in the place that has a shower like that, well, good for you.)


6. You will get soap in places you do not want soap

When you're trying to be cute and wash each other down — which leads to making out, which leads to shower sex —, suddenly you will be in a whole new world of pain.

Whatever seductive, “You wash my back and I'll wash yours” thing you had going on will be replaced with a burning sensation.

7. Men and women have different shower schedules
It's easy to say you're not going to wash your hair when you have shower sex, but if you're getting in the shower and having sex, girl, your hair is getting wet.

And, we all know that if your hair gets wet, you're going to need to wash it. Herein lies the problem: Men and women have very different timetables when it comes to showering.

Showering for a man:

Wash hair: approximately 2.5 minutes
Wash body: approximately 1.7 minutes
Total: 4.2 minutes

Showering for a woman:
Shampoo hair: approximately 5.8 minutes
Exfoliate face: approximately 2 minutes
Condition hair: approximately 4 minutes
Wait for conditioner to set: approximately 5 minutes
Rinse conditioner: approximately 3.1 minutes
Wash body: approximately 2 minutes
Wash face: approximately 1 minute

Total: 22.9 minutes

8. Having sex standing up to completion is basically impossible
( unless the girl has decent gappage :) )

Okay, so maybe not for everyone, but having sex standing for an entire session is rarely easy or pleasurable.

8 Reasons Why Shower Sex Is Absolutely The Worst Sex Ever (http://elitedaily.com/dating/8-reasons-shower-sex-overrated-thing-ever/846065/)

Two person shower with double shower heads solves a lot of those issues. http://www.fordtruckfanatics.com/forum/images/smilies/wasntme.gif