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Old 04-20-2014, 3:32pm   #1
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Default So I finally got this new woman in my bed
It actually wasn't all that difficult. Over the past several weeks, I kept noticing her noticing me, and yesterday I ended up asking her flat-out if she'd like to sleep with me. She seemed very happy; she looked me right in the eye, smiled and said "absolutely!"

After a half-hour of her just restlessly tossing and turning, though, she just got up and left.






Fine with me... bitch was keeping me awake.
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Old 04-20-2014, 3:35pm   #2
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No prize even from the bottom shelf?
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Old 04-20-2014, 3:40pm   #3
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So what did it cost you?
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So what did it cost you?
About a half-hour of sleep.

Pay attention.



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About a half-hour of sleep.





Like anyone believes that....
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Old 04-20-2014, 4:03pm   #7
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I'm confused. Is this a parrot? Did you get a new pet? Or do you just suck at sex? Please clarify.
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It was supposed to be a joke. Nobody got it. So far you appear to be the only one who actually suspects the story is less than face value.
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Ya, like I really believed you got a girl to bed you down.
If I were you, and thank God I'm not, I'd hitch a ride to the Philippines.
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Ya, like I really believed you got a girl to bed you down.
If I were you, and thank God I'm not, I'd hitch a ride to the Philippines.
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It was supposed to be a joke. Nobody got it. So far you appear to be the only one who actually suspects the story is less than face value.
Oh, i get it. You didn't get it, right?
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Old 04-20-2014, 10:34pm   #14
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Oh, i get it. You didn't get it, right?
All that snippage going to waste
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I dig that song.
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Me too.
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I dig that song.
In the style of Lionel Ritchie (songs), it's got an infectious hook.
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Me too.
Sounds funky. I like it too.
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