Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some flatulence. Please return to your seats

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by ratflinger

Maybe he had Horrible Ass Cancer!

...and died.

[Bill]

Why can't the guy just wear a mask on his posterior. Masks prevent the transmission of covid, I'm sure they'd stop stinky farts as well, right? Right?

[DDSLT5]

Must've been franks and beans night before he boarded.

[vettemed]

I always make deviled eggs part of my pre-flight prep.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by theandies

Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.

The P in HEPA stands for particulate. Methane, and whatever molecules that create the stink are gasses.

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

Exactly - the air in a modern aircraft is some of the cleanest you can find.

Rong. They're petri dishes compared to outside air.

[Frankie the Fink]

The azzhats that buy the pastromi sandwich they eat in front of you on the plane, smelling up the whole fuselage are nearly as bad - and then, as if that's not bad enough, they'll float a noxious "air biscuit" as they fall asleep snoring next to you.

[Little Red L98.]

Raazor to the white courtesy phone please. Raazor to the white courtesy phone.

[DDSLT5]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

The P in HEPA stands for particulate. Methane, and whatever molecules that create the stink are gasses.



Rong. They're petri dishes compared to outside air.

What a bunch of completely ignorant statements. Gases are particulate. Ya bonehead! HEPA will definitely remove fart smells from the air.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

What a bunch of completely ignorant statements. Gases are particulate. Ya bonehead! HEPA will definitely remove fart smells from the air.

Total irony there.

Two absolute scientific facts:

1. A gas in not a particulate.
2. Odor is a gas.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

The azzhats that buy the pastromi sandwich they eat in front of you on the plane, smelling up the whole fuselage are nearly as bad - and then, as if that's not bad enough, they'll float a noxious "air biscuit" as they fall asleep snoring next to you.

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

Women under 40, if attractive, expect you to toss your jacket on the ground in front of them so their shoes don't get soiled.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

Must've been franks and beans night before he boarded.

Or Frank and Bob....

[theandies]

This is a typical AC system used today. We have to replace what we called "socks" that fit over the water separators. We could tell if an engine or APU was leaking oil as it would saturate these socks and when that happened the cabin would smell like stale oil.

[DDSLT5]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

When I was going to Hawaii a lot, it was always women under 40 with cartons of stinky Chinese or Asian food. The whole plane would stink. I'd pack a turkey sandwich and bring nuts and fruit, etc. Stuff that didn't stink. Why are people under 50 so ****ing clueless and disrespectful of others?

Heaven exists between their legs. They know it.

[DDSLT5]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Total irony there.

Two absolute scientific facts:

1. A gas in not a particulate.
2. Odor is a gas.

Gases are particles. Nice try. What else ya got?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

Gases are particles. Nice try. What else ya got?

Nice try. Gases are not particulates. A particle is not the same thing as a particulate.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Nice try. Gases are not particulates. A particle is not the same thing as a particulate.

That's it. I'm triggered. It's off to youtube for the wonderful world of 1930's-'50's technical films on the Periscope channel. How America USED to be.
Dr. Research. Vacuum Tubes and You. Highways and Bi-Ways. Union Pacific Railroad Safety. Signal 30. The Bottle and the Throttle.

Hel Yes.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Bill

Why can't the guy just wear a mask on his posterior. Masks prevent the transmission of covid, I'm sure they'd stop stinky farts as well, right? Right?

Back when the lemmings were wearing face diapers in the grocery stores, I used to crop dust the aisles as a public service. I figure if they could smell my farts, they knew their face diapers weren't effective.

All that effort and I never received public thanks. At least a small parade would have been nice.