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Old 01-23-2024, 3:27pm   #1
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Default Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some flatulence. Please return to your seats
We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed,
Excessively Farting Passenger Reportedly Causes American Airlines Flight to Turn Around
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@Gozar won't be getting his frequent flier miles for that trip.
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Why am I not surprised DJ is first in…..
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And here I thought the air filtration systems on airplanes were second to none?
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He was probably the passenger.
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The plane was forced to return to the gate and the passenger was removed.

A flight was reportedly delayed after the plane ran into some unexpected flatulence: an excessively gassy passenger who had to be removed.
OK, why would an aircraft return to the gate and remove a passenger for flatulence (which is unpleasant but otherwise harmless) but continue to fly when some asshole is hacking up a lung and infecting everyone else on the plane with whatever disease they have?
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Reading the article, it sounds like Big Bob to me. The farting, the bullying, the hangover, the abuse. It all fits.
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Maybe he had Horrible Ass Cancer!
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Reading the article, it sounds like Big Bob to me. The farting, the bullying, the hangover, the abuse. It all fits.
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Sounds like someone activated the A-P-U (get it? A- Pee-Yeew)??
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Sounds like someone activated the A-P-U (get it? A- Pee-Yeew)??
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Gotta admit, SHE'S HOT!!
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Crammed in a metal tube with a bunch of strangers at 35,000 feet and no outside air and some moron floats a collard air biscuit. Justification for being shown the exit before landing...
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Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.
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Being an A&P mechanic little know fact that the cabin air is replaced about every three minutes and most of the incoming air goes through HEPA filers. Cabin is pressurized to about 8,000 feet to keep you alive and that air is drawn in then sent to the cabin to maintain pressure then exhausted out by what's called the Outflow valve.
This guy must have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in the Airport if the pressure system couldn't keep up with his asshole.

Exactly - the air in a modern aircraft is some of the cleanest you can find.
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I have had some bad ones after Thai food...but I don't think I could make a airplane turn around.
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