*** Official CFOT Bitchfest Thread *** - The Vette Barn Forum

DJ_Critterus · 01-09-2011, 11:42 AM

In the interest of getting on with our post whoring and not looking back too much longer, I have started this thread for everyone to air their grievances (all though it's early for Festivus) about the other forum.

May the rest of our threads be filled with titties, beer, and even more sarcasm.

Now, go forth to bitch, complain, and whine.... in this thread.

I'll give you a topic: Double standards. Discuss.......

themonk · 01-09-2011, 11:48 AM

I in not so many words called a cop member over there an a$$hole so I got banned for a month, so be it. In a PM sent by one of the mods they stated that personal attacks on members is not allowed, so I replied "I consider put downs on Canada and Canadians personal attacks so I expect people who do that to be banned as well." and with that PM the douchebag that we all know and despise added another 5 months to my sentence. So with my parole date coming up in a couple weeks all I can say to CF is "Kiss my hairless brown ass you f'king f'ks!".

Kerrmudgeon · 01-09-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by themonk

I in not so many words called a cop member over there an a$$hole so I got banned for a month, so be it. In a PM sent by one of the mods they stated that personal attacks on members is not allowed, so I replied "I consider put downs on Canada and Canadians personal attacks so I expect people who do that to be banned as well." and with that PM the douchebag that we all know and despise added another 5 months to my sentence. So with my parole date coming up in a couple weeks all I can say to CF is "Kiss my hairless brown ass you f'king f'ks!".

DJ_Critterus · 01-09-2011, 11:58 AM

Hating on Canada isn't a double standard.... it's just good policy.

73sbVert · 01-09-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by themonk

I in not so many words called a cop member over there an a$$hole so I got banned for a month, so be it. In a PM sent by one of the mods they stated that personal attacks on members is not allowed, so I replied "I consider put downs on Canada and Canadians personal attacks so I expect people who do that to be banned as well." and with that PM the douchebag that we all know and despise added another 5 months to my sentence. So with my parole date coming up in a couple weeks all I can say to CF is "Kiss my hairless brown ass you f'king f'ks!".

You really need to stop bottling up all your feelings and let things out once in a while!

Tell us how you really feel!

LilRedCorvette · 01-09-2011, 12:03 PM

To the 'management' of CF:

You are a pathetic foreskin parasite who fails to grasp the concepts of humility, respect, and fairness.

That is all. I feel better now.

themonk · 01-09-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Hating on Canada isn't a double standard.... it's just good policy.

I consider that a personal attack a$$hole.

Iron Chef · 01-09-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LilRedCorvette

To the 'management' of CF:

You are a pathetic foreskin parasite who fails to grasp the concepts of humility, respect, and fairness.

That is all. I feel better now.

Jesus....

Seriously...I would be mortified and embarrassed beyond words if this many people despised me this much.

DJ_Critterus · 01-09-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by themonk

I consider that a personal attack a$$hole.

Well, you're smarter than the average Canadian for figuring that out. I suggest you start drinking real beer without fruit (unless it's a Blue Moon with orange slice) and get over it.

LilRedCorvette · 01-09-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by themonk

I consider that a personal attack a$$hole.

No need to self-censor, we can say asshole here

LilRedCorvette · 01-09-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Jesus....

Was I too harsh?

DAB · 01-09-2011, 12:07 PM

i'm not much on bitching and whining, and i like Canada (their gun laws, not so much), it's a beautiful place (PEI, nova scotia, banff, northwest territories) once you get out of the big cities.

as for the other place.....was there over 11 years, never banned (saving that for a blaze of glory some day), and i plan to be here that long or longer.

moving on with life.....

Iron Chef · 01-09-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LilRedCorvette

Was I too harsh?

Nah...just being you.

LilRedCorvette · 01-09-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Nah...just being you.

VatorMan · 01-09-2011, 12:09 PM

I've done all my bitching over at BCF and pretty much am bitched out. Too much effort to hold a grudge for long.

themonk · 01-09-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Well, you're smarter than the average Canadian for figuring that out. I suggest you start drinking real beer without fruit (unless it's a Blue Moon with orange slice) and get over it.

Rickard's White with an orange slice is the only way to go.

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Originally Posted by LilRedCorvette

No need to self-censor, we can say asshole here

C'mon now Red, I'm too polite for that.

DJ_Critterus · 01-09-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DAB

i'm not much on bitching and whining, and i like Canada (their gun laws, not so much), it's a beautiful place (PEI, nova scotia, banff, northwest territories) once you get out of the big cities.

as for the other place.....was there over 11 years, never banned (saving that for a blaze of glory some day), and i plan to be here that long or longer.

moving on with life.....

Most of my friends in Korea were Canadian Expats. I give them sh*t just because... They really didn't like my Fat Chicks playing Hockey jokes, too much, though. Guess it struck a nerve.

We had an open mic night there and a dude from TX named Todd Kelly wrote this song called, "Oh Canadia." Funny as shit and our Northern friends loved it too.

I'll see if I can post it some how.

DAB · 01-09-2011, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Most of my friends in Korea were Canadian Expats. I give them sh*t just because... They really didn't like my Fat Chicks playing Hockey jokes, too much, though. Guess it struck a nerve.

We had an open mic night there and a dude from TX named Todd Kelly wrote this song called, "Oh Canadia." Funny as shit and our Northern friends loved it too.

I'll see if I can post it some how.

wouldn't fat chicks make great goalies? only downside: the ref would have to pull the pucks out of her fat globs after every shot....ewwww.....kind of like having to feel up a heffalump at the airport, looking for C4 buried under the boobies....ewwww....

Defib1961 · 01-09-2011, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Jesus....

Seriously...I would be mortified and embarrassed beyond words if this many people despised me this much.

Not if you had an ego the size of Texas you wouldn't.

Thud · 01-09-2011, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LilRedCorvette

No need to self-censor, we can say asshole here

You mean... we can use rated PG language here? Oh happy day!