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Old 03-12-2013, 04:06pm   #1 (permalink)
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[airplane mechanic] How do they measure; from the bottom of the landing gear to the cockpit? [/airplane mechanic]
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4'4" of leg? Hellz yeah!
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Freaky proportions. Wasn't she in Deuce Bigalow?
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Hard to believe that the rest of her body can fit into 2' 1". If she's 6"5" and 4' 4" are legs that only leaves 2' 1" for her torso, neck, and head. I don't think the picture supports that. She doesn't look like a microcephalic with the head the size of a baseball.
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I think the smallest man could probably put is whole head in her vagina


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I think the smallest man could probably put is whole head in her vagina

Is the vagina this red x??
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and I thought I had a tough time finding jeans with a 35" inseam.
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and I thought I had a tough time finding jeans with a 35" inseam.
Can you just wear dresses instead? The black dress pictured above is actually an evening gown.
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:25pm   #12 (permalink)
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Can you just wear dresses instead? The black dress pictured above is actually an evening gown.
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any derrier pics?
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From the hips up she does have a short torso, but a normal head and long arms.
Not a mountain I'd try to climb, but to each his own...
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Looks like some big ol' feet to hold her up.
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she could really lock you in the saddle with those legs
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she could really lock you in the saddle with those legs
Or break your neck......
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:58pm   #18 (permalink)
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how tall is she?
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:12am   #19 (permalink)
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how tall is she?
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Hard to believe that the rest of her body can fit into 2' 1". If she's 6"5" and 4' 4" are legs that only leaves 2' 1" for her torso, neck, and head. I don't think the picture supports that. She doesn't look like a microcephalic with the head the size of a baseball.
RIF
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:45am   #20 (permalink)
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RIF
NO!
how tall is she?
how does the rear look?
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