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Old 02-22-2012, 03:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Director of the CIA falsely arrested

You would think someone would at least check his story out?


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A 51-year-old Naples man was arrested Friday after pulling a gun on a woman in a bank parking lot.

According to the arrest report, the man, Mark Loescher, insisted he was the CIA director and Elvis Presley's brother.

He also told deputies he was half orangutan and they needed to contact the "fusion center" to check on his monkey blood.

Deputies responded to the Wells Fargo bank at Airport Pulling and Pine Ridge around 5:00 p.m.

Witnesses say Loescher pulled a gun on a woman after she approached him due to his car smoking.

Deputies detained Loescher in handcuffs and it was at this time that he informed deputies that he had jurisdiction over them as director of the CIA.

No credentials could be found.

Reports say Loescher's comments "were very off the wall," and that "it did not appear as if he was all there mentally."

The victim told deputies she had approached the vehicle to check on Loescher after noticing his car was smoking.

He pulled out the gun, later identified as a fully loaded .357 Magnum revolver and pointed it in her direction, causing her to become fearful for her life. She says she backed up slowly before going back inside the bank.

Loescher was taken to the hospital after complaints of high blood pressure. At the hospital, he said he needed to speak with the FBI and stated that he his good friends and shares an attorney with President Bush.

Upon his release, he was transported to the Naples Jail Center and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2012 7:16 AM Updated: Feb 20, 2012 7:17 AM

Arrested Naples man claims to have "monkey blood" - NBC-2.com WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral & Naples, Florida
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The monkey blood defense never works
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The monkey blood defense never works
The monkey dummy defense seldom does, either.
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The monkey blood defense never works
Dude should have gone with tiger blood.
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Yeah, it's all funny until the Naples Police Dept. figures out that every one of its officers are now on the no fly list.
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Yeah, it's all funny until the Naples Police Dept. figures out that every one of its officers are now on the no fly list.



And refused entry at Graceland
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And refused entry at Graceland
And good luck getting a blood transfusion for your monkey.
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And good luck getting a blood transfusion for your monkey.
You mean the O in Type O isn't for orangutan?
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My office used to be right at that intersection
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My office used to be right at that intersection

So you are the one that planted the microphone in his tooth
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There's a Reno 911 for this, I can't find it
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Now THAT is some good dope.
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