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Old 02-21-2012, 03:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default At what point does your digestive system get so good . . .
...that it completely liquifies anything you give it?

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Old 02-21-2012, 04:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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...that it completely liquifies anything you give it?

When you're a buzzard. Those bastards can make diarrhea out of stones.
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Been hanging around Whitepower have you?
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I think we'll need pictures to really understand what you are talking about.
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Old 02-21-2012, 06:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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no pictures please
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When you are a diabetic and the doctor has prescribed metformin (Glucophage)
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With the exception of one post....



Now, for me to answer your question. The point where you buy unrefrigerated chicken in an open market. For example, the last few days have been a dry wall specialist dream. Or the point where you buy pork sticks from a street vendor, they taste "funny", and you press on finishing one stick anyway. Extra points for giving the dog a couple of sticks with the result of spreading the wealth.
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When doctors have removed over half of your digestive system!
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When you find out, ley me know.
Haven't had a beer in 3 weeks.
I'm taking Miralax right now.
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After gallbladder removal.
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When you're a buzzard. Those bastards can make diarrhea out of stones.
Somedays I wish I had that ability...
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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When you have microscopic colitis and you eat some dark chocolate. Not a pretty picture.
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After gallbladder removal.
ain't that the truth.
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When you're a buzzard. Those bastards can make diarrhea out of stones.


Turkey Vultures ain't no slouches in that department, either.
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After gallbladder removal.
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...that it completely liquifies anything you give it?

The next morning, after you had beer number nineteen.
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After you come off a 21 (or longer) -day fast, liquid only. My pastor is going for Easter Sunday (100 days).
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I've noticed it's extremely speedy too. Eat lunch and 30min or less it's on it's way out.
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I've noticed it's extremely speedy too. Eat lunch and 30min or less it's on it's way out.
Ah, so. Next time, eat Chinese food for lunch without drinking anything and get Hung Chow (Asian constipation) like a mofo!
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After gallbladder removal.
I worked with guy like that. He could eat crackers with water and poop like a seagull.
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